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re: Top 25 Reasons to Dislike the SEC: Oregon Ducks Fan's Perspective
Posted on 8/2/12 at 10:49 pm to AUTiger83
Posted on 8/2/12 at 10:49 pm to AUTiger83
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Bitch. First learn to spell. its BOURBON. Second, if you cant hold your liquor go back to Natty light. Man UP. You sound like a young man who needs a bourbon education as well. Some general pointers. Pardon me if you have read these guidelines before. 1. Jack Daniels isnt Bourbon. Its tennessee whiskey. Bourbon is made in Kentucky. JD is made in Tennessee. 2. Bourbon comes in different strengths. If you are a pussy, drink the green label Evan Williams. Perfect for mixing with coke on game day. If you are older than 25 drink the black label and party on. Stay away from old Granddad, but Jim Beam etc work just fine for mixers. 3. Makers Mark, and small batch bourbons like Blantons, Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve, do NOT mix with coke etc. Those are made for drinking with water or on the rocks. Too expensive to mix with some cheap arse cola. 4. Careful with the Wild Turkey. Deeelicious, but very strong. Drink that shite over too many beverages and you will not see the Q4. And you might throw up over Mama later. Not good.
it's refreshing to see an expert on one of the finer points of life. my opinion of auburn has just gone up a notch. well done, sir.
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Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:13 pm to AUTiger83
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1. Jack Daniels isnt Bourbon. Its tennessee whiskey. Bourbon is made in Kentucky. JD is made in Tennessee.
jack Daniels is sour mash. It's disgusting.
So is Bourbon. But not as much.
Scotch is the whiskey to go with. Irish, if you are hard up.
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Bourbon comes in different strengths. If you are a pussy, drink the green label Evan Williams. Perfect for mixing with coke on game day. If you are older than 25 drink the black label and party on. Stay away from old Granddad, but Jim Beam etc work just fine for mixers.
Terrible. Just....terrible.
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Makers Mark, and small batch bourbons like Blantons, Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve, do NOT mix with coke etc. Those are made for drinking with water or on the rocks. Too expensive to mix with some cheap arse cola.
Why buy liquor if you are going to disguise the taste with anything?
If you are mixing with anything other than Soda, Tonic, or water, you need to not be drinking any high-end liquor.
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Careful with the Wild Turkey. Deeelicious, but very strong. Drink that shite over too many beverages and you will not see the Q4. And you might throw up over Mama later. Not good.
Amateur. Gobble, gobble bitch. Thanksgiving's coming early this year.
**Turkey is acceptable to mix and also replace scotch. It keeps you warm during the cold games and it comes in smaller bottles that are easier to conceal when entering the stadium.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:16 pm to magildachunks
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jack Daniels is sour mash. It's disgusting.
So is Bourbon. But not as much.
Scotch is the whiskey to go with. Irish, if you are hard up.
um..huwwat? scotch is for fat republicans and people over 58.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:20 pm to AUTiger83
Bourbon education
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:26 pm to cigsmcgee
quote:Haha, you suck at life.
um..huwwat? scotch is for fat republicans and people over 58.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:33 pm to DocBugbear
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I believe Tennessee goes to Autzen next year
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Great... now we'll have to hear about how great the PAC-12 is for beating our doormat. :sigh:
Agreed. Oregon will get it's wish to beat an SEC team.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:35 pm to sharpSee
I don't blame them, I would hate me too.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:37 pm to AUTiger83
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Bitch. First learn to spell. its BOURBON.
Second, if you cant hold your liquor go back to Natty light. Man UP.
You sound like a young man who needs a bourbon education as well. Some general pointers. Pardon me if you have read these guidelines before.
1. Jack Daniels isnt Bourbon. Its tennessee whiskey. Bourbon is made in Kentucky. JD is made in Tennessee.
2. Bourbon comes in different strengths. If you are a pussy, drink the green label Evan Williams. Perfect for mixing with coke on game day. If you are older than 25 drink the black label and party on. Stay away from old Granddad, but Jim Beam etc work just fine for mixers.
3. Makers Mark, and small batch bourbons like Blantons, Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve, do NOT mix with coke etc. Those are made for drinking with water or on the rocks. Too expensive to mix with some cheap arse cola.
4. Careful with the Wild Turkey. Deeelicious, but very strong. Drink that shite over too many beverages and you will not see the Q4. And you might throw up over Mama later. Not good.
this. Though I love me some Granddad
Also, there is no reason to drink the green label. Spend the extra $2 and get black label. Well worth it.
Finally, Elmer T. Lee on the rocks FTW
I love my bourbons on the rocks. You really get the full progression of flavors out of it.
This post was edited on 8/2/12 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:43 pm to sharpSee
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22. It's not jealousy
SEC homers often claim others don't like the conference because of jealousy. Sure, we would have liked to have won the national title. At the end of the day, however, Oregon fans get to live secure in the knowledge that they are far, far north and west of the Mason-Dixon Line.
That's a good thing?
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:46 pm to Tiger Live2
Their fans suuuuuuuuuck. They are exactly what you would expect from somebody from Oregon. The most obnoxious, boring group of people I have ever been around in my life.
Also, apparently my friends and I were crazy for shotgunning beer at 10 in the morning, the day for the national championship. da fuq???
Also, apparently my friends and I were crazy for shotgunning beer at 10 in the morning, the day for the national championship. da fuq???
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:56 pm to cigsmcgee
Scotch is cured and fermented in used Bourbon Barrels. They literally ship hundreds of containers of used bourbon barrels to Scotland to age Scotch.
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:57 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
I actually like the way Makers and Woodford mixes with coke
Posted on 8/2/12 at 11:59 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Also, apparently my friends and I were crazy for shotgunning beer at 10 in the morning, the day for the national championship. da fuq???
You waited til 10? frick that. I was drinking Bloody Marys and pacing until about 2PM then switched to game day booze. Drinkin earlier than that is brunch stuff. Cool with me though.
Posted on 8/3/12 at 12:02 am to LSU GrandDad
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it's refreshing to see an expert on one of the finer points of life. my opinion of auburn has just gone up a notch. well done, sir.
Thank you thank you. I look forward to sharing a libation with LSU tiger visitors in Auburn this year.
Posted on 8/3/12 at 12:06 am to sharpSee
Somebody should ask the Ducks why they cant decide on one goddam uniform instead of 50 that look like shite. Must be a nightmare to be an equipment manager at UDuck.
Posted on 8/3/12 at 12:17 am to AUTiger83
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Somebody should ask the Ducks why they cant decide on one goddam uniform instead of 50 that look like shite
At least they are better than the Maryland uniforms. All of the ones I saw were hideous. But I do agree. I think they had more different types of jerseys last year than LSU has had since the 70's
Posted on 8/3/12 at 12:20 am to sharpSee
The OP is Exhibit A for why I support the Beavers and not the Ducks when I feel inclined to root, root, root for the home team.
Also, Mike Riley is a classy guy who played for Bear Bryant so I feel much at home in Corvallis than with the hippity dippity crowd in Eugene.
Also, Mike Riley is a classy guy who played for Bear Bryant so I feel much at home in Corvallis than with the hippity dippity crowd in Eugene.
Posted on 8/3/12 at 12:25 am to sharpSee
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One reason it's difficult to be an Oregon fan
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Their quest for the 'Big O' is insatiable.
Posted on 8/3/12 at 12:26 am to sharpSee
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The Ducks played LSU at Cowboys Stadium, a virtual home game for LSU.
They got their asses beat. If they were as good as they think they are, a "virtual" home game shouldn't matter.
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