re: Time for some AUBURN Limericks !!

Cam's laptop was no deal,
So his dad said things iz gonna get real.
He donned the orange and blue,
And his tiny little package was in view.
Now $200 grand is even less of a steal.

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And his tiny little package was in view.

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Bellabama

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Deadline schmeadline when I can write a poem instead.

How are you???!!!

Newton he has but a glimmer of hope
His father is loyal and as great as the pope
He has a smile that will light up a pearl
But his crotch resembles a prepubescent girl
Yes, it's true cam has a Vajayjay
But no that doesn't keep him payday

There once was a man from College Park
Who made all the State bulldogs bark
Now the NCAA
Wants to know, "Where's the pay?"
And the Barners think everyone's a narc

Kenny Rogers ain't no liar
200 Grand and Cam is for hire
But Walt Williams is pissed
And clinching his fist
Cause he got half that amount for Dyer

Lee County Boy's Club ain't concerned.
They've been there done that when spurned...
Just like in '04
when their asses were sore,
They'll vote that the title was earned.

There once was a man name of cecil
Had a son who sliced d's up medieval
He had malzahn to script it
But he'll be gone and so will chizik
And the barn will regress back to feeble

There was a man named Kenny Rogers
He liked to play with a recruit's father.
Auburn fans don't seem to bother.
They'd rather sell their first daughter.