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Time for some AUBURN Limericks !!
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:10 am
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:10 am
There once was a preacher from Zion.
His son Jesus all the teams had their eye on...
Shopped The Lamb like a slut,
for some wood and some nut...
Soon Toomers won't even see a one plyin'
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Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:22 am to Sao
Verne Lundquist said "Look at that smile!"
"He beats all the others by miles!"
Gene tried to deny it,
But State verified it,
Now Cam has an FBI file.
"He beats all the others by miles!"
Gene tried to deny it,
But State verified it,
Now Cam has an FBI file.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:25 am to Sao
I don't want to be constrained by the limerick structure...
However, as poet laureate of the SECrant, I'll give a go.
Auburn oh Auburn what can we say,
You thought you were a big boy, and you thought you could play.
The school in your state won the big one last year,
and in your panties you felt the fear.
Arky was rising, and low and behold,
you are the SEC, you aren't going to fold..
So in comes the savior, the unstoppable kid...
and what do you know, he's open for bids!
No one will know, it's Bama who cheats,
let's get him his uniform... what size are his cleats?
And look there he is, our investment paid off!
He makes everyone look bad, and he disguises our defense that's soft!
But then oh the haters, they come and they blame...
Poor little Cammy, to Hell with the flame!
His daddy's a preacher, it's all above board...
You've got the facts, but we've got the Lord!
But then... once again, it's destined to unravel,
And Auburn will sit sad, eating the gavel.
However, as poet laureate of the SECrant, I'll give a go.
Auburn oh Auburn what can we say,
You thought you were a big boy, and you thought you could play.
The school in your state won the big one last year,
and in your panties you felt the fear.
Arky was rising, and low and behold,
you are the SEC, you aren't going to fold..
So in comes the savior, the unstoppable kid...
and what do you know, he's open for bids!
No one will know, it's Bama who cheats,
let's get him his uniform... what size are his cleats?
And look there he is, our investment paid off!
He makes everyone look bad, and he disguises our defense that's soft!
But then oh the haters, they come and they blame...
Poor little Cammy, to Hell with the flame!
His daddy's a preacher, it's all above board...
You've got the facts, but we've got the Lord!
But then... once again, it's destined to unravel,
And Auburn will sit sad, eating the gavel.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:25 am to wmr
Champ-ion-ship time on The Plains,
The War Eagle Tigers will reign,
Though Newton was speedy,
His daddy got greedy,
Now Auburn will go down in flames.
The War Eagle Tigers will reign,
Though Newton was speedy,
His daddy got greedy,
Now Auburn will go down in flames.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:29 am to wmr
I have to say, I'm quite good at this.
@ myself.
@ myself.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:30 am to Sao
OH look it's TCU!
Playin' second to a team wearin' blue...
While moving up fast
For a BCS pass
Get passed over 'cause their schedule is arse
Playin' second to a team wearin' blue...
While moving up fast
For a BCS pass
Get passed over 'cause their schedule is arse
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:32 am to Sao
A Haiku-
We are T C U
Horned Frogs without a damn clue...
about scheduling
We are T C U
Horned Frogs without a damn clue...
about scheduling
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:37 am to Wildcat
Haiku:
Auburn in the fall
War Eagle flying so high
Now falling so fast
Auburn in the fall
War Eagle flying so high
Now falling so fast
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:37 am to wmr
Ninety-three, '04 and now this?
Boy I bet you Barners are pissed...
We're laughing atcha not witcha
and so you all get the pitcha
It's best explained with some gifs
Boy I bet you Barners are pissed...
We're laughing atcha not witcha
and so you all get the pitcha
It's best explained with some gifs
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:38 am to Sao
Bama won it all and said 'suck it.'
Auburn got mad and said 'frick it.'
So they went out and got,
the best money bought,
if they have proof they should chuck it.
Auburn got mad and said 'frick it.'
So they went out and got,
the best money bought,
if they have proof they should chuck it.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:39 am to Sao
I find it comical that preachers and religious people are constantly in the news for violating ethics, laws, and being hypocritical.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:40 am to Bellabama
quote:
However, as poet laureate of the SECrant, I'll give a go.
Auburn oh Auburn what can we say,
You thought you were a big boy, and you thought you could play.
The school in your state won the big one last year,
and in your panties you felt the fear.
Arky was rising, and low and behold,
you are the SEC, you aren't going to fold..
So in comes the savior, the unstoppable kid...
and what do you know, he's open for bids!
No one will know, it's Bama who cheats,
let's get him his uniform... what size are his cleats?
And look there he is, our investment paid off!
He makes everyone look bad, and he disguises our defense that's soft!
But then oh the haters, they come and they blame...
Poor little Cammy, to Hell with the flame!
His daddy's a preacher, it's all above board...
You've got the facts, but we've got the Lord!
But then... once again, it's destined to unravel,
And Auburn will sit sad, eating the gavel.
This may be your best yet
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:43 am to ohiovol
There once was an Aubie named Cam,
Who got his team in a bit of a jam.
There was money from Taylor,
A much richer jailor,
And a laptop got smashed in the scam.
Who got his team in a bit of a jam.
There was money from Taylor,
A much richer jailor,
And a laptop got smashed in the scam.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:43 am to ohiovol
Twice now Auburn got spurned,
they thought titles couldn't be earned.
Then they tried to cheat,
so they couldn't get beat,
but now they will get burned.
they thought titles couldn't be earned.
Then they tried to cheat,
so they couldn't get beat,
but now they will get burned.
This post was edited on 11/10/10 at 11:44 am
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:44 am to The Godfather
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:46 am to Bellabama
Hey stranger! I am having a field day with this stuff...its like a train wreck, i cant look away 
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:46 am to Sao
Cam Newton brought Auburn into its prime,
Brought to their campus on a booster's dime,
But the NCAA got wise,
And now the Barners we despise,
Will get their shite pushed in all the time.
Brought to their campus on a booster's dime,
But the NCAA got wise,
And now the Barners we despise,
Will get their shite pushed in all the time.
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:46 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Haiku
Could it be our year
It's destiny on the plains
damn those dell laptops
Could it be our year
It's destiny on the plains
damn those dell laptops
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:51 am to Sao
It all started out with Cecil
stated "he'll be a rented mule" to the people
Auburn paid him in cash
Feds looking for his stash
Secret is, that it's inside the steeples!
stated "he'll be a rented mule" to the people
Auburn paid him in cash
Feds looking for his stash
Secret is, that it's inside the steeples!
Posted on 11/10/10 at 11:51 am to Sao
quote:
There once was a preacher from Zion.
His son Jesus all the teams had their eye on...
Shopped The Lamb like a slut,
for some wood and some nut...
Soon Toomers won't even see a one plyin'
Well done, sir.
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