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re: Time for some AUBURN Limericks !!
Posted on 11/10/10 at 2:52 pm to LSU Patrick
Posted on 11/10/10 at 2:52 pm to LSU Patrick
we think we back
evidence they lack
cam will play
so says chiz today
he runs so fast and throws so hard
you cheated Aubie, yeah we'll play that card
from 10-0 to no bowl
surely must take its toll
Chiz stands by his man, I be damn!
but in Bryant-Denny will be no Cam!
Hotty Toddy
who wants to party
Cam brings the glass
and les brings the grass!
evidence they lack
cam will play
so says chiz today
he runs so fast and throws so hard
you cheated Aubie, yeah we'll play that card
from 10-0 to no bowl
surely must take its toll
Chiz stands by his man, I be damn!
but in Bryant-Denny will be no Cam!
Hotty Toddy
who wants to party
Cam brings the glass
and les brings the grass!
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Posted on 11/10/10 at 3:00 pm to Sao
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Ninety-three, '04 and now this?
Boy I bet you Barners are pissed...
We're laughing atcha not witcha
and so you all get the pitcha
It's best explained with some gifs
Posted on 11/10/10 at 3:18 pm to Ice Cold
There once was a Cam named Newton
Who had some shady recruitin
His troubles are nothing new
As he’s dealt with boys in blue
For a laptop that he was lootin
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There once was a Newton named Cam
That probably likes intestines of ham
But when his daddy got paid
The FBI had a raid
Cause someone left out Uncle Sam
Who had some shady recruitin
His troubles are nothing new
As he’s dealt with boys in blue
For a laptop that he was lootin
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There once was a Newton named Cam
That probably likes intestines of ham
But when his daddy got paid
The FBI had a raid
Cause someone left out Uncle Sam
This post was edited on 11/10/10 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 11/10/10 at 3:20 pm to GoldenSombrero
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That probably likes intestines of ham
Is this what I think it is ? ?
Posted on 11/10/10 at 3:22 pm to Sao
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Is this what I think it is ? ?
Yeah but I'm not racist, just rhymed
Posted on 11/10/10 at 3:27 pm to GoldenSombrero
Posted on 11/10/10 at 3:33 pm to StreetDiction
They say Cam is as good as Vince Young,
Both dual threats and equally dumb,
Won an NC at Blinn,
Said "Pay me to win",
Now there's an in-vest-i-ga-tion
...
Now we all know that Cam Newton cheated,
He thinks past tense of read is readed,
See, we know he'd have failed,
If he wasn't expelled,
And LSU would still be undefeated
Both dual threats and equally dumb,
Won an NC at Blinn,
Said "Pay me to win",
Now there's an in-vest-i-ga-tion
...
Now we all know that Cam Newton cheated,
He thinks past tense of read is readed,
See, we know he'd have failed,
If he wasn't expelled,
And LSU would still be undefeated
This post was edited on 11/10/10 at 3:36 pm
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