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re: This is Southern Hospitality: Bevo Welcomed to the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl

Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:29 am to
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1620 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:29 am to
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I don't know if America loves Bevo, but Georgia sure loved the three Bevo steaks they cooked the last two seasons.


At least our team criminal count is way less than y'all's!



This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 7:42 am
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5499 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:33 am to
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Bevo is a proud castrated bull...


You think Bevo is proud of having his manhood removed? Is that a thing at UTrans? Are all males at UTrans proud of having their manhood removed? I guess that explains UTrans Pride.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1620 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:40 am to
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When the highpoint of your season is the Cheese Bowl declaring it Bring Your Bovine Day.



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Does that mean the Texas fans will bring their wives to the game?


Question: Which Texas school has the birds and bees figured out properly?




This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 7:41 am
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9468 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:41 am to
So EVERY LOCATION needs to have room for Bevo JUST IN CASE it shows up?
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1620 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:44 am to
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You think Bevo is proud of having his manhood removed? Is that a thing at UTrans? Are all males at UTrans proud of having their manhood removed? I guess that explains UTrans Pride.


Please, don't bring out the dildo photos... up until now, this was a respectable, family-friendly thread...

Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9468 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:46 am to
I’m still surprised by the approval of that.

Makes you wonder what was rejected.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1620 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:49 am to
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So EVERY LOCATION needs to have room for Bevo JUST IN CASE it shows up?


You're damned right! I know that someone at y'all's school understands that "more viewer eyeballs = effective marketing"...

Sankey sure understands such dollars and cents matters!

Remember that Bevo is one of the most celebrated, iconic team mascots in America!

This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 7:59 am
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9468 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:54 am to
Yet UGA has been as magazine cover photos.

Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25298 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:59 am to
Obligatory…

Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1620 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:05 am to
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Yet UGA has been as magazine cover photos.




Yeah, we know y'all are full of yourselves right now...

Y'all seriously need to turn that pride into action, and beat Ohio State or Indiana, or do whatever it takes to win the CFP for the SEC this year...

I'm tired of the B1G winning that thing...
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9468 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:07 am to
Hungry for Philly Cheesesteaks too?
Posted by AGBQ99
Cedar Park, TX
Member since Dec 2011
811 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:07 am to
We sure do love him! Medium rare is the best way.
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1699 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:09 am to
12,000 expected attendance leaves lots of open space.

Rodo
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1620 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:11 am to
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We sure do love him! Medium rare is the best way.


poor aggy hasn't had much success lighting up the grill lately...

Posted by OldCityGator
St. Augustine, FL
Member since Jan 2008
1018 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:12 am to
Continuing the proud tradition of “You can’t spell Citrus without UT”, originally started by the SEC’s original UT.

(Yes, yes, I know, “What bowl is Florida in this year?” Let us smack talk the one decent win we had this season LOL)
Posted by Dawgs2122
Member since Dec 2024
1922 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:16 am to
No worries...you won't be anywhere near the Benz next year so it won't be an issue. Horns Down
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25298 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:18 am to
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Hungry for Philly Cheesesteaks too?

Well, now I am.

Dalessandro's is even better rewarmed the next morning.
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2293 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:20 am to
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the Cheez-It Citrus Bowlby Old Sarge
Most of your students call your castrated steer a cow

I thought that was basically how it was referred to these days


Most of our students did NOT refer to Bevo as a cow.

YOU DID MARGE.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4190 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:27 am to
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Does that mean the Texas fans will bring their wives to the game?


Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
92946 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:31 am to
I see Bevo all the time due to the ranch he lives on (not far from my house)...beautiful animals, those longhorns.
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