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Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:00 pm
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:00 pm
Here is this entire board summed up in one run-on paragraph:

You sound scared. You're insecure. We should add Clemson and FSU to the SEC. The divisions need to be re-aligned. We need to kick out Mizzou/SJW U and Texas Gay&M because one draws poop swastikas and the other signed Jimbo Fisher for $75M even though they went 7-5 and lost to LSU 7-50. Saban doesn't give a shite about his players and that's why they get hurt. Remember when we beat you XX to XX? I'm going to list the score of our last meeting because I can't think of another comeback. Is this a melt? Because this sounds like a melt. OP must be melting. Why is your state so poor and dumb? Oh yeah, well my state is richer than your state in terms of per capita income, so let's start a thread arguing about which SEC states are the shittiest. This will, in effect, make me feel better about my shitty state. Is this an LSU vs. Bama thread? Okay, let's post this: 44-16, 46-41 and 29-0. 'But we've still beaten you 8 of the last 9, so suck it.' 'Yeah? We'll we beat Aggy by the same margin, so STTDB.' Joe Burrow is the best QB ever, like, ever, in the history of the SEC. But now it's hoops season, so let's start threads about your rival losing even though you didn't play them in the game they lost. If it's baseball season, post the Arkansas natty trophy gif. Tennessee is not Big 6, and aTm should replace them. No, go take that to the Big 12 board. Missouri is in the SEC? Mississippi State has never won a national championship in anything. Sure, LSU may have beaten us this year, but only by 5 points, and Saban will be back next year to beat that arse. But isn't Saban going to retire? Saban might go to the NFL based on this tweet [LINK]. You sound scared of Saban, and if Tua didn't get hurt then Bama would have won. Ermagerd, Sam Pittman is SO FAT. He also has boobs, just like Gus. Lane Kiffin is going to roll the West over next year. That doesn't matter, because we are a basketball school now, and we beat you XX-XX. 1980.




Melt, bitch!

Tl;dr *posts Trump skimming pages gif*

Lastly, this post is embarrassing and you should feel bad.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95902 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:01 pm to
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Posted by SonzofSaban
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
602 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Joe Burrow is the best QB ever, like, ever, in the history of the SEC.


Yes very true.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18723 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:02 pm to
Actually LSU beat a1m 50-7.... no better that way.
Posted by Huge Richard
Member since Dec 2018
3743 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:02 pm to
you sound scared
Posted by ringoflex
Member since Oct 2019
220 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:03 pm to
No you are
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79061 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:04 pm to
So do you want to meet at Sonic or not?
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

So do you want to meet at Sonic or not?




Knew I was missing something
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4164 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:05 pm to
Wife is on the rag, huh? Eat some pineapple and maybe it won't hit you so hard next time.
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Wife is on the rag, huh? Eat some pineapple and maybe it won't hit you so hard next time.

wut
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1725 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
Strange melt, but who am I to judge? Melt away bitch.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4164 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
Unsurprising.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:08 pm to
You can say this?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52488 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:08 pm to
What does an "SEC Rant Utopia" look like to you?
Everything in your novel looks like stuff I'd expect to see on a site called SEC Rant.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7625 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

You sound scared. You're insecure. We should add Clemson and FSU to the SEC. The divisions need to be re-aligned. We need to kick out Mizzou/SJW U and Texas Gay&M because one draws poop swastikas and the other signed Jimbo Fisher for $75M even though they went 7-5 and lost to LSU 7-50. Saban doesn't give a shite about his players and that's why they get hurt. Remember when we beat you XX to XX? I'm going to list the score of our last meeting because I can't think of another comeback. Is this a melt? Because this sounds like a melt. OP must be melting. Why is your state so poor and dumb? Oh yeah, well my state is richer than your state in terms of per capita income, so let's start a thread arguing about which SEC states are the shittiest. This will, in effect, make me feel better about my shitty state. Is this an LSU vs. Bama thread? Okay, let's post this: 44-16, 46-41 and 29-0. 'But we've still beaten you 8 of the last 9, so suck it.' 'Yeah? We'll we beat Aggy by the same margin, so STTDB.' Joe Burrow is the best QB ever, like, ever, in the history of the SEC. But now it's hoops season, so let's start threads about your rival losing even though you didn't play them in the game they lost. If it's baseball season, post the Arkansas natty trophy gif. Tennessee is not Big 6, and aTm should replace them. No, go take that to the Big 12 board. Missouri is in the SEC? Mississippi State has never won a national championship in anything. Sure, LSU may have beaten us this year, but only by 5 points, and Saban will be back next year to beat that arse. But isn't Saban going to retire? Saban might go to the NFL based on this tweet [LINK]. You sound scared of Saban, and if Tua didn't get hurt then Bama would have won. Ermagerd, Sam Pittman is SO FAT. He also has boobs, just like Gus. Lane Kiffin is going to roll the West over next year. That doesn't matter, because we are a basketball school now, and we beat you XX-XX. 1980.

SEC Rant Year in Review... Good job, Sir!
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
5072 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:14 pm to
Good post. Here are some critiques:

Didn't have enough "melts".

Didn't have enough Joe Burrow or references to how good this LSU team is.

Should have had a reference to how (insert conference) sucks.

Should have had a reference to how (insert player/incident) shows how a program is dirty/full of thugs/jailbird U.

Should have had reference to how (insert person/program/university/fanbase) proves their gayness somehow.

Also, this is near-offseason limbo. This snapshot isn't accurate if you head 30 days in either direction.
This post was edited on 12/15/19 at 6:30 pm
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:15 pm to
And this is where I have to say "1980"
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50767 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:15 pm to
Ban coming
Posted by Capo Losi
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
2193 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:16 pm to
That's a lot of dudes fricking your wife.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 12/15/19 at 4:16 pm to
Thread is worthless without a ref's suck reference.
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