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The Security Guard that made Saban go back to room to get Credential needs a TD Koozie

Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:28 pm
Posted by LSUGrad1995
Member since May 2024
203 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:28 pm
Give the guard a prize. Make him Employee of the month for making Saban run back to room and get his credentials. Making Nick follow rules. The Guard deserves a TD Koozie.

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Former Alabama Coach forced to find his Media Credentials
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 1:30 pm
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2816 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:35 pm to
Saban hasn't been the same after getting beat-down by Sark and the Longhorns.
Posted by n64ra
Member since Jul 2024
1436 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Saban hasn't been the same after getting beat-down by Sark and the Longhorns.


That's a fact.
Posted by GiveHimSix
God's country AKA Knoxville
Member since Jul 2024
835 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:45 pm to
BS....his initial decline began in Knoxville in 2022.

We hurt their confidence so badly that even BK and LSU beat on them shortly later that same year.
Posted by Edward Rooney
Member since Jun 2024
269 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:43 pm to
Actually Burrow & the boys put the initial blow on the dam in 2019 in Tuscaloosa.
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26646 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Saban hasn't been the same after getting beat-down by Sark and the Longhorns

Pretty devious waiting almost a decade-and-a-half to exact your revenge after he single-handedly destroyed your football program in 2009.

Posted by Tideroller
Lower Alabama
Member since Jan 2022
2873 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:14 pm to
Saban's decline was on full display his final year when he only beat LSU and Tennessee by 2 touchdowns and then finished off UGA for the SEC championship. Great takes.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45037 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:14 pm to
How the mighty falls
Posted by Smokey Okie
Member since Jul 2024
1046 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Pretty devious waiting almost a decade-and-a-half to exact your revenge after he single-handedly destroyed your football program in 2009.


Mack Brown didn't know what the frick hit him. They changed their whole football philosophy after that game and it screwed them up even more than they were already screwed up.

Apparently, Big 12 teams didn't realize running the ball was part of modern football and didn't realize defense was part of modern football. The whole situation took Texas by complete surprise.

Colt and his phantom shoulder injury didn't know what the hell was happening either. All that was ever known about his shoulder is that no doctor, anywhere, could ever find one single thing wrong other than that Colt was a huge pussy.

Posted by Smokey Okie
Member since Jul 2024
1046 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Pretty devious waiting almost a decade-and-a-half to exact your revenge after he single-handedly destroyed your football program in 2009.


Mack Brown didn't know what the frick hit him. They changed their whole football philosophy after that game and it screwed them up even more than they were already screwed up.

Apparently, Big 12 teams didn't realize running the ball was part of modern football and didn't realize defense was part of modern football. The whole situation took Texas by complete surprise.

Colt and his phantom shoulder injury didn't know what the hell was happening either. All that was ever known about his shoulder is that no doctor, anywhere, could ever find one single thing wrong other than that Colt was a huge pussy.

Posted by Smokey Okie
Member since Jul 2024
1046 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:30 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 4:33 pm
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26646 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

Duplicate deleted

Just leave it — that headline was so good, I upvoted you three times.

Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
5788 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:42 pm to
quote:


Normally, this would be an obvious troll. But, with it being AL.com, hard to know.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
6595 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Saban's decline was on full display his final year when he only beat LSU and Tennessee by 2 touchdowns and then finished off UGA for the SEC championship. Great takes.


Relying on 4 freak miracles including a freakish Hail Mary to squeak by a team that got blown out by NM State wasn’t evidence of a decline at all.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
8817 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 4:53 pm to
Damn the UTs did such a number on Saban he won the SEC in 2023 then retired.
Posted by Edward Rooney
Member since Jun 2024
269 posts
Posted on 7/16/24 at 1:12 pm to
He had to take a hit out on Daniels to beat LSU
This post was edited on 7/16/24 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
8907 posts
Posted on 7/16/24 at 1:29 pm to
Melt Day 255!
Posted by Edward Rooney
Member since Jun 2024
269 posts
Posted on 7/16/24 at 4:58 pm to
Facts
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72910 posts
Posted on 7/16/24 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

We hurt their confidence so badly that even BK and LSU beat on them shortly later that same year.


Yet he wins a SEC championship the very next season. Something Tennessee has failed to do in 26 years. Mike Dubose has a more recent SEC championship than UTk. And he was fired 24 years ago.
Posted by theballguy
Parody clause in full effect
Member since Oct 2011
18321 posts
Posted on 7/16/24 at 8:11 pm to
Last I checked every SEC team got a fat L in their last game to a declining Saban.

Bend the fricking knee and kiss the ring you sweet little fig bitches
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