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re: The SEC needs to get with the times when it comes to playing surface.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:18 pm to THE Texas Flagship
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:18 pm to THE Texas Flagship
So what you are saying is that Texas A&M is pissed y’all are joining the SEC and has refused to help you in turf grass management? So your answer was carpet. Sounds legit.
This post was edited on 8/2/21 at 8:19 pm
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Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:18 pm to peepingcrxxms
I understand that Ag schools have to archaically “showcase” their product of all that research money on their playing fields. But that doesn’t mean it’s the best option.
This post was edited on 8/2/21 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:18 pm to THE Texas Flagship
Natural grass gets torn up and is terrible for knees.
Didn't think wear and tear on the knees was a deal-breaker in Austin.
Didn't think wear and tear on the knees was a deal-breaker in Austin.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:20 pm to THE Texas Flagship
Is that a uterus at the top end zone???
What a perfect representation of the donghorns.
What a perfect representation of the donghorns.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:21 pm to THE Texas Flagship
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and most importantly, fewer injuries.
How is it on shoulder injuries?
This post was edited on 8/2/21 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:23 pm to THE Texas Flagship
Lookie here Tex… iffen y’all ain’t got nobody that can grow grass in Austin, Texas, why don’t y’all hire an agriculture and mechanical expert to advise you’uns. That way all y’all can go back and study your CRT major without getting your pinkies dirty.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:23 pm to THE Texas Flagship
Texas worth billions puts 1970s shite turf down. Grass dumby, its not that hard.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:24 pm to THE Texas Flagship
quote:And we don't upvote our own posts, Asslings!
I understand that Ag schools have to archaically “showcase” their product of all that research money on their playing fields. But that doesn’t mean it’s the best option.
This post was edited on 8/2/21 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:25 pm to lewis and herschel
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Texas worth billions puts 1970s shite turf down.
Get it right - that astro-turf is imported. French, to be exact.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:25 pm to THE Texas Flagship
That’s really embarrassing. You should hire a few Ag grad students and they’ll fix you right up.
This post was edited on 8/2/21 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:27 pm to THE Texas Flagship
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-environmentally friendly,
So what do you do with all the leftover cow shite from that heifer after the football players have their team meal?
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:28 pm to Farmer1906
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You should hire a few Ag grad students and they’ll fix you right up.
In all fairness, I don't think even the Aggies can grow fine, imported French astro-turf. Did I mention that stuff is imported ?
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:29 pm to THE Texas Flagship
You need to upgrade all those bleacher seats while you're at it.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:30 pm to ScoggDog
Sun, water, grass seed, soil, fertilizer…it’s not that hard you dumb fricks
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:31 pm to texag7
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It’s made from oil
I LOVE this! That means that it's entirely possible that UT-Austin has inadvertently lined the pockets of a few LSU and or A&M grads who received their degrees in petroleum engineering! (I believe those are the only two schools in the SEC that offer that degree.)
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:34 pm to THE Texas Flagship
Can we just tell these frickers we had the wrong address and sent the invite to the wrong person?
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:34 pm to THE Texas Flagship
Well some pretty unbiased rankers of field turf that have forgotten more about playing surfaces than you will ever know say differently, but I guess we will just have to take your word for it.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:36 pm to Swamp Angel
Re: Petroleum Engineering…
Mississippi State used to have an excellent program. I got my MS in PE from Alabama … (School of Mines). Don’t know if either still has a program.
But seriously… who the hell in the SEC brags about a GD turf field? Hey TX, the 1970s just called and they want their field back!
Mississippi State used to have an excellent program. I got my MS in PE from Alabama … (School of Mines). Don’t know if either still has a program.
But seriously… who the hell in the SEC brags about a GD turf field? Hey TX, the 1970s just called and they want their field back!
This post was edited on 8/2/21 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:38 pm to THE Texas Flagship
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environmentally friendly, as it doesn’t require water.
In case you haven't noticed, most of the SEC has no shortage of rainfall or water.
Posted on 8/2/21 at 8:38 pm to Swamp Angel
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That means that it's entirely possible that UT-Austin has inadvertently lined the pockets of a few LSU and or A&M grads who received their degrees in petroleum engineering!
Sorry, but no. That imported French astro-turf, as opposed to the cheap knock-off domestic French astro-turf that no fine LowHorn fan with even a smidge of refinement and taste would ever trod upon, is made only from the most artisanal, organic, free-range petroleum raised with no GMOs, hormones, additives, or preservatives. As is befitting the most discerning of LowHorns.
Have I mentioned that their astro-turf is imported ? Its French, FYI.
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