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The Four Horsemen of the Auburn Apocalypse
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:07 pm
First came Coach Bryant , smiting the unwashed Plainsmen with his rolled up gameplan… Then, after a time, came Coach Saban, rolling over the Auburn Nation in a flaming Mercedes.With him came Harvey Updyke, spraying the Aubies' trees with Spike 80DF.Death and Rot came with him.
Then finally comes The Antibarner on a bull elephant..boombox blasting the Alabama Fight Song and his coming foretelling the end of the Malzahn Era and the start of the Pax Antibarner Time on the SEC Rant. May the Powers that Be show Mercy, for The Antibarner shall have None.
Then finally comes The Antibarner on a bull elephant..boombox blasting the Alabama Fight Song and his coming foretelling the end of the Malzahn Era and the start of the Pax Antibarner Time on the SEC Rant. May the Powers that Be show Mercy, for The Antibarner shall have None.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 10:31 pm
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Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:26 pm to antibarner
Wow, grouping Bryant, Saban and Harvey Updyke. Hard to argue with that.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:27 pm to Irons Puppet
You people deserve to be rubbed out, you can't even SPELL.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:28 pm to antibarner
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:28 pm to Irons Puppet
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Bryant, Saban and Harvey Updike
Add in Shorty Price and George Wallace and you've got the bammer Mt. Rushmore
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:29 pm to antibarner
Jesus Tapdancing Christ! What the frick is this?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:34 pm to antibarner
Just stop this kind of shite, man. Seriously.
You are an embarrassment to a very successful, historic football program.
It is not clever, entertaining, or even coherent.
For fricks sake man, stop.
You are an embarrassment to a very successful, historic football program.
It is not clever, entertaining, or even coherent.
For fricks sake man, stop.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:36 pm to Irons Puppet
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Wow, grouping Bryant, Saban and Harvey Updike. Hard to argue with that.
The Mount Rushmore of Bama.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:38 pm to Irons Puppet
All Wal-Mart, sidewalking, trash.
Especially that drunk Coach.
He needed help from a bottle during his last days just to endure Tuscaloosa after we beat his arse.
I hope he finally found peace, because he sure as hell didn't find it when he was alive knowing that future Tuscalloosans would never conquer the "cow college" of East Alabama & West Georgia.
Especially that drunk Coach.
He needed help from a bottle during his last days just to endure Tuscaloosa after we beat his arse.
I hope he finally found peace, because he sure as hell didn't find it when he was alive knowing that future Tuscalloosans would never conquer the "cow college" of East Alabama & West Georgia.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:41 pm to antibarner
48-45
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:41 pm to medium_okra
Says the 36 post embarrassing alter. Shut the frick up.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:43 pm to antibarner
This is a pretty damn shitty troll attempt...
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:45 pm to auburn2eugene
I have foretold your future, Barner. Wallow in it. The One Without Mercy is in your midst.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:46 pm to antibarner
LoL... Mmmmmk there Skippy
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:47 pm to antibarner
I truly hope you are not an adult posting such asinine drivel. Your posts are clearly indicative of a mind that is not fully developed.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:49 pm to medium_okra
You're the 37 post alter here boy, not me. Now why don't you go back and change to your usual screen name there gutless and come back?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:51 pm to antibarner
Unfair melt
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:51 pm to antibarner
Not an alter. I don’t need to hide from ferocious keyboard warriors like you.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:54 pm to medium_okra
OK, you had your chance. You are banished. Dismissed to Cretin Land.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:54 pm to antibarner
Was back in Bama for the holidays...
Nothing like seeing entire families in Bama gear together.
Not sure some of those people own anything else.
Very cringy.
Nothing like seeing entire families in Bama gear together.
Not sure some of those people own anything else.
Very cringy.
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