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The destruction of the corn dogs... a poem
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:42 pm
The Destruction of the Corn Dogs (help from Lord Byron)
The corn dogs came down like wolves on the fold
And their garments were gleaming in purple and gold
And the sheen on their flasks were like stars on the sea
When the tide rolls bi-yearly to the Mis-sis-sip-pi.
Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when November hath blown
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.
For the angel of REC spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the corn dogs he passed;
And the eyes of their team waxed deadly and chill,
And their hopes but once leaped, then forever grew still!
And there lay the Tiger with his nostrils all wide,
But through them there rolled no trash talking pride;
And the foam of his hopes lay white on the turf
As cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.
And there lay the fans whining and pale,
With melt on their brow, and red on their tail:
And the tailgates were silent, the banners alone,
The beers unlifted, the bragging unknown.
And the second place corn dogs are loud in their wail,
The refs they cheated they howl and they yell;
And the might of the corndogs, unsmote by the sword;
Hath melted like snow front of Saban, their Lord.
The corn dogs came down like wolves on the fold
And their garments were gleaming in purple and gold
And the sheen on their flasks were like stars on the sea
When the tide rolls bi-yearly to the Mis-sis-sip-pi.
Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when November hath blown
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.
For the angel of REC spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the corn dogs he passed;
And the eyes of their team waxed deadly and chill,
And their hopes but once leaped, then forever grew still!
And there lay the Tiger with his nostrils all wide,
But through them there rolled no trash talking pride;
And the foam of his hopes lay white on the turf
As cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.
And there lay the fans whining and pale,
With melt on their brow, and red on their tail:
And the tailgates were silent, the banners alone,
The beers unlifted, the bragging unknown.
And the second place corn dogs are loud in their wail,
The refs they cheated they howl and they yell;
And the might of the corndogs, unsmote by the sword;
Hath melted like snow front of Saban, their Lord.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:42 pm to Jacknola
TLDR; STTDB, A1abana
RTWFU
RTWFU
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:45 pm to Jacknola
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destrucdtion
I'm Boe Jiden and message approve I this.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:47 pm to Jacknola
No Natty in years, Tide balls are blue
LSU defending champs, ROLL TIDE WHAT? frick YOU!
LSU defending champs, ROLL TIDE WHAT? frick YOU!
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:49 pm to Jacknola
I think if Alabama tried they could put 80 points on LLLSU
Posted on 11/2/20 at 4:06 pm to Jacknola
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Jacknola
Please delete this post immediately before you further embarrass yourself.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 4:09 pm to Jacknola
You seem like a dungeons and dragons dude
Posted on 11/2/20 at 4:15 pm to JONBURRIS1981
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This is so gay.
What's with the stick up your arse, Corny Dog?
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:25 pm to OKtiger
‘Strewn’
Otherwise, not bad.
Otherwise, not bad.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:43 pm to KingOfTheWorld
Thanks for kind words.....The word “strown” is archaic but proper... good enough for Lord Byron, good enough for me....
Definition of 'strown'
English: strown Example sentences
strown
in British English
PAST PARTICIPLE OF VERB
strow
Collins English Dictionary. Copyright © HarperCollins Publishers
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strow
in British English
(str?? )
VERB
Word forms: strows, strowing, strowed, strown or strowed
an archaic variant of strew
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Examples of 'strown' in a sentence
strown
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About a mile north of this place are many colossal ruins strown about.
Definition of 'strown'
English: strown Example sentences
strown
in British English
PAST PARTICIPLE OF VERB
strow
Collins English Dictionary. Copyright © HarperCollins Publishers
———————————
strow
in British English
(str?? )
VERB
Word forms: strows, strowing, strowed, strown or strowed
an archaic variant of strew
————————
Examples of 'strown' in a sentence
strown
These examples have been automatically selected and may contain sensitive content. Read more…
About a mile north of this place are many colossal ruins strown about.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:51 pm to Jacknola
Holy shite, get a job virgin.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:58 pm to gulliblegump
I have a job...published author. Now about you...
Gulliblegump
Number of Posts: 3
Registered on: 7/28/2019
I gather you didn’t like the poem. I’m open to criticism... was it the syntax? Or the meter? Another question...Why did you suddenly decide to crawl out in the open after a year in the floor cracks?
Gulliblegump
Number of Posts: 3
Registered on: 7/28/2019
I gather you didn’t like the poem. I’m open to criticism... was it the syntax? Or the meter? Another question...Why did you suddenly decide to crawl out in the open after a year in the floor cracks?
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:15 pm to Jacknola
I have a life, a good job, and a family that I love. The kids are away, and I have tomorrow off. I figured I would grab a glass of scotch and see what this crazy year has brought out on the old SEC rant. Apparently, it’s batshit crazy, internet detritus.
I usually lurk, but every once in a while a post so fricking stupid tops the charts that it can’t go without criticism. Anyone with the time and apparent lack of self respect to craft this steaming pile of mental pig slop, must be hitting some pretty dark times. Someone with what over 2500 posts on here, writing fan fiction? I figured you could use an intervention and someone should point out that you are obviously crying for help.
Get a job, sleep with whatever gender/species floats your boat, and please look at the abortion you just put out into the world and take pity on everyone who must have to cross your path on a given day. They are such poor souls.
I usually lurk, but every once in a while a post so fricking stupid tops the charts that it can’t go without criticism. Anyone with the time and apparent lack of self respect to craft this steaming pile of mental pig slop, must be hitting some pretty dark times. Someone with what over 2500 posts on here, writing fan fiction? I figured you could use an intervention and someone should point out that you are obviously crying for help.
Get a job, sleep with whatever gender/species floats your boat, and please look at the abortion you just put out into the world and take pity on everyone who must have to cross your path on a given day. They are such poor souls.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 6:30 pm to gulliblegump
Hummmmm .... I think I get it .... you do not appreciate poetry... or if you do like poetry you don’t think this is very good. Have I understood you? You were not completely clear about everything in your review.
Sigh... an author struggles and visualizes to create a work of verbal art that paints a word picture allowing the illiterate masses a glimpse of the truth in world of sparkling imagination.... then suddenly like an out if sync bag pipe a random critic just craps all over it. I’m truly distressed at this review.
Sigh... an author struggles and visualizes to create a work of verbal art that paints a word picture allowing the illiterate masses a glimpse of the truth in world of sparkling imagination.... then suddenly like an out if sync bag pipe a random critic just craps all over it. I’m truly distressed at this review.
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