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re: Texas is the 35 year old at the country club that

Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:57 am to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113837 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:57 am to
quote:

pop tart bowl championship


Do the losers have to eat the pop tarts without icing? Those things are gross.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18431 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:57 am to
Fantastic analogy
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62272 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:59 am to
I can see your lack of refinement

If you were from a true Ivy League school like Texas you’d appreciate a warm buttered poptart ( don’t google that)
Posted by back9Tiger
Island Coconut Salesman
Member since Nov 2005
17577 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Screw you We run this conference now!


The Texas crash and burn should be fun to watch.
Posted by 212ZonePress
Member since Jun 2015
656 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:00 pm to
The short loins are 0-5 vs UGA & OSU in 24-25 but still talking that blue blood bullshite...
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62272 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:01 pm to
We are blue bloods here in Austin

Something you hicks will never understand
Posted by back9Tiger
Island Coconut Salesman
Member since Nov 2005
17577 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

We are blue bloods here in Austin


Correct...in Austin. Please understand, you're an SEC noob and no one really cares about Texas outside of Texas.

As to the hick comment, I'm from the New Orleans area, you're clueless.

Go be an immature asshat somewhere else.
Posted by hornfan46
Member since Aug 2023
79 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:08 pm to
Repeat... Old Sarge is an Aggie who lost a bet.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6340 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Texas is the 35 year old at the country club that still plays golf on his dad’s membership.
Your boy said we’re still on for that 3:30 tee time.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62272 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:09 pm to
LSU isn’t worthy of holding Bevo’s balls
(It’s really not that dangerous since we cut them off and keep them in a jar)
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19898 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
3822 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:11 pm to
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Trophy is in Athens..... Completely delusional Texas people.


Marge is an aggy baw please pay fricking attention
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
3822 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:12 pm to
Also fricking hilarious that bama fans are this insecure about Texas guess 9/2023 still has them butthurt
Posted by TexasWranglers
Member since Sep 2024
1420 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:13 pm to
Neither of those are Texas fans, they are aggies that lost a bet so they changed their avatar.

Try and keep up
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13887 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:14 pm to
Thanks for the cliffhanger thread title, dumb arse.
Posted by TexasWranglers
Member since Sep 2024
1420 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:16 pm to
Sarge, you havent even played in one in almost 100 years and your last conference title played or won was in 1998.

Funny that people on this board shite on Tennessee for 1998 being their last natty when ATM you havent even been to a conference title let alone won won since the same year.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62272 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:16 pm to
You and me go together like peas and Carrots now Jenny!
Posted by LSUTigresFan
SE Louisiana to Austin (Texas Ex)
Member since Mar 2013
6225 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:16 pm to
Says the sister kisser from Alabama. Yeehaw.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62272 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:17 pm to
Thank goodness we’ve got swimming and diving in Austin right?


We run the SEC
Posted by Sizzle_DAWG
Sanford Stadium
Member since Jan 2024
1682 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:18 pm to
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