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Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2208 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:11 pm
If you really want to get to know the Longwhorns, drop in on the Burnt Orange Nation today. Their fan base is torching their own coaches, players and each other. Starters are quitting, players are filming and laughing at coaches, coaches are ranting and sicccing stripper/wife named Pole Assassin and monkey on neighborhood kids. Sark has lost control. Total meltdown.
This post was edited on 11/10/21 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54764 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:14 pm to
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Sark has lost control.


So what you are really saying is Marc Richt has lost control of austin?
Posted by DP4Tide
Member since Aug 2021
1113 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23178 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:20 pm to
Sounds like the administration needs to let him clean house and allow him to build it back up.

If they don't, nothing will change.
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9426 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:21 pm to
One of their coaches left his wife and four kids for a stripper named"Pole Assassin" who has a pet monkey as part of her act. Said monkey also bit a kid on Halloween. No way in hell I'd have that guy on my staff. Is any of this surprising?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27313 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:23 pm to
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Their fan base is torching their own coaches, players and fans. Starters are quitting, players are filming and laughing at coaches, coaches ranting.


It's the LSU of Texas.
Posted by Gator Fever
Member since Sep 2021
1534 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:25 pm to
Yep that Bo Davis rant was mild compered to what those players actually need. I hope we have someone trying to get our players heads in the right place after that SC debacle.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:27 pm to
Texas is just not any good-20 year old girl
Posted by Vols98
Miami
Member since Oct 2021
841 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:28 pm to
I'm not trying to troll UTjr - but this is not the ideal start for Sark. When they hired Sark and we hired Heupel - everyone including me thought they got the way better hire. Nope. Look at our team and the culture being built and look and Sarks. I also don't want to hear any BS about Sark walked into a mess... Heupel walked into one of the biggest messes outside of the Penn State debacle after Sandusky.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22047 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:38 pm to
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If you really want to be to know the shithead Longwhorns, drop in on the Burnt Orange Nation today. Their fan base is torching their own coaches, players and fans. Starters are quitting, players are filming and laughing at coaches, coaches ranting. Sark has lost control. Total meltdown.
It has been great!
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15167 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:40 pm to
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Sounds like the administration needs to let him clean house and allow him to build it back up.

If they don't, nothing will change.

I thought ole Charlie Strong already did that LOL!

HAVE SOME Whiskey, Sark. It will make you feel better.
Posted by Hayt
Ouray, Colorado
Member since Sep 2021
1520 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:40 pm to
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ne of their coaches left his wife and four kids for a stripper named"Pole Assassin" who has a pet monkey as part of her act. Said monkey also bit a kid on Halloween. No way in hell I'd have that guy on my staff. Is any of this surprising?


That's a good point
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
7006 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:42 pm to
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One of their coaches left his wife and four kids for a stripper named"Pole Assassin" who has a pet monkey as part of her act. Said monkey also bit a kid on Halloween. No way in hell I'd have that guy on my staff. Is any of this surprising?



Nick Saban hired that same guy.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15167 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

I'm not trying to troll UTjr - but this is not the ideal start for Sark. When they hired Sark and we hired Heupel - everyone including me thought they got the way better hire. Nope. Look at our team and the culture being built and look and Sarks. I also don't want to hear any BS about Sark walked into a mess... Heupel walked into one of the biggest messes outside of the Penn State debacle after Sandusky.
I NEVER understood why ANYONE would want Sark! He had just been fired from the Falcons and fired from USC and he had all Bama 5* at Bama, a place where EVERY SINGLE OC does well.
Sark is also a liability with his addictions and Ego.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15167 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

One of their coaches left his wife and four kids for a stripper named"Pole Assassin" who has a pet monkey as part of her act. Said monkey also bit a kid on Halloween. No way in hell I'd have that guy on my staff. Is any of this surprising?
Posted by Vols98
Miami
Member since Oct 2021
841 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:45 pm to
I believe this will be his last shot at a big time job. Hard to hire someone who has failed outside of coaching Sabans super teams
Posted by panhandlebama
Member since Oct 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:53 pm to
As long as there are too many boosters trying to run the program Texas will struggle. No reason Texas should be irrelevant for this long with their money and recruiting base.
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2208 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:54 pm to
Lol...I didn’t even get around to mentioning the coach and pole assassin. I’ll edit to include. To good not to.
This post was edited on 11/10/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 1:58 pm to
An implosion is what this program needs after the last 2.5 games. I still have faith in Sark, though.

Thank God for basketball and baseball
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17309 posts
Posted on 11/10/21 at 2:04 pm to
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It's the LSU of Texas.
underrated post
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