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Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:05 pm to Jster15
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:05 pm to Jster15
Can’t imagine how frustrating it must be for the fans. Whether you hate them or not, fans don’t get a lot of say…. Just along for the ride. Sometimes that ride sucks.
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Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:07 pm to Tridentds
Every fanbase has been there at one point or another. Just gotta enjoy the ride and hope for the best while taking your lumps along the way.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:08 pm to ColoradoAg
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Banks was actually married when Sumlin hired him.
Speaking of Sumlin, you should look up the story of how Banks came to meet his current squeeze.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:10 pm to KaiserSoze99
Worst of all, all of their toxic boosters live in Austin just minutes away from the facilities. It's not like other programs where the rich boosters live outside of the college town and can't be there everyday (i.e. Birmingham, Houston, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Orlando, Nashville, etc.). The boosters in Austin hover over the program, the athletes, and the coaches too much like desperate jock sniffers and ooze their arrogance onto the players.
Those boosters are going to drive Sark to drinking again by the time all this is said and done.
Those boosters are going to drive Sark to drinking again by the time all this is said and done.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:10 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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One of their coaches left his wife and four kids for a stripper named "Pole Assassin" who has a pet monkey as part of her act. Said monkey also bit a kid on Halloween. No way in hell I'd have that guy on my staff. Is any of this surprising?
Why not? He was on Saban's staff for years. He was also on Sumlin's staff while he was still with his wife and kids. Coach Banks is the special teams coach I think.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:11 pm to FluffyBunnyFeet
He left his wife when he was a coach at A&M. He would frequent strip clubs during his recruiting trips. But he started his relationship with Pole Assassin when he was at Bama.
And now, he's unraveled at Cal-Austin.
shite show.
And now, he's unraveled at Cal-Austin.
shite show.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:13 pm to Jster15
You hate to see it lol
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:14 pm to Texas Weazel
quote:Is there any proof he isnt already off the wagon?
Those boosters are going to drive Sark to drinking again by the time all this is said and done.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:15 pm to Slackaveli
I was told that if Sarkisian loses to Kansas, he won't make it to year two. That would be some kind of record
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:19 pm to DownSouthJukin
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the LSU of Texas.
Yep, they’ve won a couple trophies over the last few years
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:22 pm to Texas Weazel
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He left his wife when he was a coach at A&M. He would frequent strip clubs during his recruiting trips.
That's a strange way to say Sumlin was bussing in strippers from Houston to entertain his coaches inside the aggy athletic facilities. Banks met this chick directly through Sumlin.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:32 pm to ronricks
And got great results from him obviously.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:41 pm to Jster15
Texas has two choices...
Give Sark the lattitude to destroy the whole thing and build it back in an edifice of his liking. He will own it, good or bad. The issue is Texas' lack of patience and seemingly inability to let a coach and team be without interference. Texas may have some bumps and black eyes along the way but I think this course allows for the biggest upside.
OR
Texas can get in Sark's kitchen, possibly let him go and look for another HC. I think this is a terrible idea and no coach worth his sizzle would ever go there. This allows for Texas' impatience and I think would do far more harm for them long term.
Give Sark the lattitude to destroy the whole thing and build it back in an edifice of his liking. He will own it, good or bad. The issue is Texas' lack of patience and seemingly inability to let a coach and team be without interference. Texas may have some bumps and black eyes along the way but I think this course allows for the biggest upside.
OR
Texas can get in Sark's kitchen, possibly let him go and look for another HC. I think this is a terrible idea and no coach worth his sizzle would ever go there. This allows for Texas' impatience and I think would do far more harm for them long term.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:41 pm to FluffyBunnyFeet
He met her at Bama.
But either way, he's your problem now. Even if what you're claiming is true (which isn't), it isn't something I would be broadcasting. A problem that started at Aggy is now unfolding in Austin.
Great call you tranny dipshits.
But either way, he's your problem now. Even if what you're claiming is true (which isn't), it isn't something I would be broadcasting. A problem that started at Aggy is now unfolding in Austin.
Great call you tranny dipshits
.Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:46 pm to Jobu93
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Give Sark the lattitude to destroy the whole thing and build it back in an edifice of his liking. He will own it, good or bad.
This is what will happen.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:46 pm to Jobu93
Texas boosters are now enamored with Traylor, and vice versa. Let's see how Sarkisian finishes the season but make no mistake. The honeymoon is over in Austin, and the sips are contemplating divorce
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:47 pm to FluffyBunnyFeet
More likely through Tom Herman. Lol...be careful with your allegations of strippers and head coaches.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:47 pm to Texas Weazel
quote:Nah, I'm right.
He met her at Bama.
quote:This is true. We let aggy trash into the house so we have no one to blame but ourselves.
But either way, he's your problem now.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:48 pm to msudawg1200
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One of their coaches left his wife and four kids for a stripper named "Pole Assassin"
Pole Assassin? Hope that is in reference to a stripper pole and not something else.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:50 pm to ColoradoAg
quote:Lol despite what you read from your imaginary christmas cards from Mack and Sally Brown, I have not heard one single fan, report or rumor in Austin that is saying Sarkisian's job is in jeopardy after the 2021 season. Regardless of how he finishes the next three games
and the sips are contemplating divorce
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