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Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:51 pm to mortgageman82
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:51 pm to mortgageman82
Sorry, but I don't read books.
Moreover, if Texas is permitted to join the SEC, they can take their horns down nonsense and shove it up their backsides sideways.
Furthermore, Texas owes LSU a home game so LSU can put the Texas band up in the nose bleed seats and turn the AC off in the visitor locker room like Texas did to LSU in 2019.
Texas athletic department denies they turned the AC off, but that's pure utter bullshite! As it was 104 degrees in that damn locker room. Which is why several LSU players went steal Texas' water. It was not only because they were thirsty but it was also to protest the oppressive heat in that locker room.
Moreover, if Texas is permitted to join the SEC, they can take their horns down nonsense and shove it up their backsides sideways.
Furthermore, Texas owes LSU a home game so LSU can put the Texas band up in the nose bleed seats and turn the AC off in the visitor locker room like Texas did to LSU in 2019.
Texas athletic department denies they turned the AC off, but that's pure utter bullshite! As it was 104 degrees in that damn locker room. Which is why several LSU players went steal Texas' water. It was not only because they were thirsty but it was also to protest the oppressive heat in that locker room.
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:53 pm to Krampus
Your days of racking up wins against SMU, UH, Baylor, Tech, aTm, Kansas, Iowa State and thr like are over.
FIFY
FIFY
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:54 pm to mortgageman82
We just met and I’m already bored.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:56 pm to forestwhitackersgood
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I'm seriously thinking about starting a GoFundMe page to keep Texas out of the SEC....
I’m in
Posted on 7/24/21 at 3:59 pm to Wolfhound45
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Bro. This the SEC 90% here can’t read or write the other 10% have their kids doing it for them
Oh the irony in this…”sentence”?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:00 pm to mortgageman82
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I think it was difficult for Texas to find a true fit to escape a conference where we were getting our azz kicked by TCU all the time and who couldn't stand us any longer.
FIFY
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:03 pm to mortgageman82
Cool, baw. I'm in mortgage too. Check out the MB.
GTFO with your baseball takes. We played UT in the supers with our worst team in a decade.
TU football fans are going to be in a world of hurt when that first night game against a team y'all delusionally will call inferior. You're not even tier 2 in this conference if they played an SEC schedule this year
GTFO with your baseball takes. We played UT in the supers with our worst team in a decade.
TU football fans are going to be in a world of hurt when that first night game against a team y'all delusionally will call inferior. You're not even tier 2 in this conference if they played an SEC schedule this year
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:04 pm to mortgageman82
Why do all of the Texas fans introduce themselves and immediately give their opinion on whether or not they will “dominate” the league?
You didn’t dominate the Big frickin 12
You have a couple Big12 championships in 26 years.
Of course, you aren’t going to dominate a fricking thing in the SEC
You didn’t dominate the Big frickin 12
You have a couple Big12 championships in 26 years.
Of course, you aren’t going to dominate a fricking thing in the SEC
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:05 pm to mortgageman82
quote:Yeah.....you're used to dealing with Kansas as your basketball school....thats cute. We own their bitch arse.
Basketball - preseason top 5 with Beard working magic in the offseason
Hi, we're Kentucky. We're going to skullfrick you on the hardwood and there's nothing you or your boosters can do about it. Ask around the conference.
So...good luck Beard! Lmfao. "Texas basketball " Get the frick outta here.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:09 pm to cokebottleag
Just the tip, eh?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:20 pm to Jacknola
frick that. Texas fan has me agreeing with Jack? 
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:33 pm to mortgageman82
You Texas Baws are getting prison raped on the Rant before you’ve even joined the conference.
Wait til you start getting blown out weekly.
Wait til you start getting blown out weekly.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:36 pm to mortgageman82
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well documented history of burning teams in the arse
Worked for us
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:38 pm to mortgageman82
So you are in the mortgage "industry"?
Well that scammery fits perfectly with the UTurds brand.
Well that scammery fits perfectly with the UTurds brand.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:38 pm to mortgageman82
Go frick yourself you teasipping sissy.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:43 pm to FellowChampHooked
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FellowChampHooked
On brand. Just what I expect from the entitled, coddled TexasEx.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:43 pm to mortgageman82
Hopefully, welcome on board.
If TU plays nice, then the SEC will, too. Don't pay any attention to the haters around here. They've been around forever.
If TU plays nice, then the SEC will, too. Don't pay any attention to the haters around here. They've been around forever.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:49 pm to mortgageman82
Texas will go through 2 HC's by the time you finished typing that.
I think Texas will be competitive and will elevate pretty quickly, probably at A&M's expense. Recruiting steroid shot!
But this ain't no Big 12 so thank the football gods for playoff structure because your would-have-been 11-1 in Big 12 is 9-3 in SEC.
Matthew M is going to need stronger weed
I think Texas will be competitive and will elevate pretty quickly, probably at A&M's expense. Recruiting steroid shot!
But this ain't no Big 12 so thank the football gods for playoff structure because your would-have-been 11-1 in Big 12 is 9-3 in SEC.
Matthew M is going to need stronger weed
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:51 pm to mortgageman82
frick Texas.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 4:52 pm to Jacknola
I am impelled to agree with the Gump on this one. Well stated.
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