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JColtF
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Shreveport, LA
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Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
1) Something Something Racism/sexism/some other version of the same
2) They're focused on winning the 'Field Day' sports, not just football
3) They're not willing to sell their souls for a win
4) They won 'party' because Austin is so cool
5) They won the game, just failed to outscore their opponent
6) They have a bigger bank account so it doesn't matter
7) Anti-Texas bias in the SEC (will be especially hilarious when A&M drags their nuts across their face)

What did I miss


Chancellor
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BHam
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
Can they borrow from LSU’s (SEC office in Birmingham, REC pays refs, Alabama cheats, etc.) or do they have to be original?
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JColtF
LSU Fan
Shreveport, LA
Member since Aug 2008
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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Can they borrow from LSU’s (SEC office in Birmingham, REC pays refs, etc.) or do they have to be original?


They can borrow it but no billboards for the first five seasons


Chancellor
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BHam
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arp0925
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
Other SEC teams are too physical for them.

It doesn’t mean as much for us(Texas).


All Gas No Brakes
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
Keep those excuses. We don’t need em


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THE Texas Flagship
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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Texas excuses


We won’t need any excuses.


JColtF
LSU Fan
Shreveport, LA
Member since Aug 2008
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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We won’t need any excuses.


So you're just going to disappear from the boards after your first loss

Got it


THE Texas Flagship
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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loss


N/A


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5Wide
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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2) They're focused on winning the 'Field Day' sports, not just football
3) They're not willing to sell their souls for a win




These are the excuses I've heard the most from them in the last decade.


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PlateJohnsonIII
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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Can they borrow from LSU’s


This is what will happen.
LSU and Texas fans will be jerking each other in 2022 when they end up with 2-3 loss seasons.


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mcclurebeau
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
I have a feeling win/loose/or draw they’re here for the long run spewing shite
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BradPitt
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
Definitely #1.


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BigBro
Texas Fan
Member since Jul 2021
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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2) They're focused on winning the 'Field Day' sports, not just football
3) They're not willing to sell their souls for a win

These are the excuses I've heard the most from them in the last decade.


We have sucked for most of the past decade..
that’s the only reason.

Poor In Game Adjustments + Lack of Player Development = Recipe for a lot of losses

It is as simple as that. That is also why i’m so excited about Sark + PK and the rest of the staff.


BradPitt
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
Also prepare to hear: "You may have beaten us in football but we are STILL anal penetration champions!"
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turnpiketiger
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SETX
Member since May 2020
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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4) They won 'party' because Austin is so cool


Sounds like ole miss


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JColtF
LSU Fan
Shreveport, LA
Member since Aug 2008
1750 posts

re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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We have sucked for most of the past decade..
that’s the only reason.

Poor In Game Adjustments + Lack of Player Development = Recipe for a lot of losses

It is as simple as that. That is also why i’m so excited about Sark + PK and the rest of the staff.





Well holy shit

A solid post addressing the shortcomings of your football program

Amazing. Aren't you supposed to make some comment about celebrities or money?

Respect


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OilfieldTrashAg
Texas A&M Fan
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2011
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re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
Colt got hurt



JColtF
LSU Fan
Shreveport, LA
Member since Aug 2008
1750 posts

re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
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Colt got hurt


They're already dropping that

If Colt 'Glass Jaw' McCoy wouldn't have gotten hurt they'd have still lost


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RocketBallz
Missouri Fan
Member since Oct 2012
1284 posts

re: Texas excuses as to why they can't win in the SEC
x) Once they get the right coach everything will be fine.


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