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Taxes A&M unveils uniforms for TaxSlayer Gator Bowl
Posted on 12/26/18 at 10:56 am
Posted on 12/26/18 at 10:56 am
As leaked by the lads at Good Bull Hunting
The showpiece of any alternate uniform is the helmet, and this one is no exception. With A&M kicking off on New Year’s Eve night, this helmet honors the famous ball drop in Times Square, and will light up each time the Aggies score. It also features a subtle gator skin print and glossy Texas A&M logo.
Jimbo Fisher’s W2 is printed right on the players’ gloves
The cleats feature a gator skin texture, along with real alligator claws embedded onto the toe. SUCK IT, PETA!
A closer look reveals that the collar seen at the top of the jersey is actually from the base layer, which is a full button-down dress shirt, complete with pocket protector
The uniform itself mimics the look of the tax experts for whom the bowl sponsor is named, featuring a white collared shirt and khaki pants. The gator skin texture from the helmet is also mimicked in the jersey numbers
Finally, the “Texas A&M” wordmark has been altered to read “Taxes A&M.” The Aggies will also wear a special patch honoring former player Kyler Murray for his recent Heisman Trophy. Once an Aggie, always an Aggie. Gig ‘em Kyler.
The showpiece of any alternate uniform is the helmet, and this one is no exception. With A&M kicking off on New Year’s Eve night, this helmet honors the famous ball drop in Times Square, and will light up each time the Aggies score. It also features a subtle gator skin print and glossy Texas A&M logo.
Jimbo Fisher’s W2 is printed right on the players’ gloves
The cleats feature a gator skin texture, along with real alligator claws embedded onto the toe. SUCK IT, PETA!
A closer look reveals that the collar seen at the top of the jersey is actually from the base layer, which is a full button-down dress shirt, complete with pocket protector
The uniform itself mimics the look of the tax experts for whom the bowl sponsor is named, featuring a white collared shirt and khaki pants. The gator skin texture from the helmet is also mimicked in the jersey numbers
Finally, the “Texas A&M” wordmark has been altered to read “Taxes A&M.” The Aggies will also wear a special patch honoring former player Kyler Murray for his recent Heisman Trophy. Once an Aggie, always an Aggie. Gig ‘em Kyler.
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 11:02 am
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:00 am to EKG
I'll be surprised if Jimbo brings out the white helmets. Y'all have not worn them all year since he took over.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:01 am to cajuntiger1010
Sorry.
You’ll have to look elsewhere for your male erotica.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:18 am to EKG
Is this supposed to be funny?
Congrats on the Florida bowl game, however.
Congrats on the Florida bowl game, however.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:19 am to cajuntiger1010
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where's the penis logo?
Ed O choked on it last month
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:32 am to Drebin
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Is this supposed to be funny?
Nope.
It’s dead serious.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:34 am to Drebin
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Is this supposed to be funny?
Yeah.... its not their best work.
Here is a few they've done in the past.
For the CFA Peahc Bowl
For the Autozone Liberty Bowl
Yell Leader Edition
Oiler Edition (When Arkansas wore Cowboys Alts vs us)
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:35 am to texag7
quote:quote:
where's the penis logo?
Ed O choked on it last month
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:36 am to EKG
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Taxes A&M
We gonna tax the frick out yo asses. Pucker up buttercup!
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:39 am to Farmer1906
Farmer, you left off my personal favorite, the Corps of Cadets alternate uni.
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 11:48 am
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:46 am to EKG
Now this one is good.
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 11:47 am
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:48 am to cajuntiger1010
quote:On their mouthpiece.
where's the penis logo?
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:48 am to EKG
This is pretty stupid. You shouldn’t have shared
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:56 am to Mr. Elvert
Yeah, it’s dumb; alas, I chuckled.
It was my attempt at diluting the board of the Sooner stink that’s permeated the place.
[insert NO RAGRETS tattoo]
It was my attempt at diluting the board of the Sooner stink that’s permeated the place.
[insert NO RAGRETS tattoo]
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:01 pm to Farmer1906
Ok, that A&M symbol utilizing the oil rig is absolutely sick! Man if y’all used that I’d be an Aggie fan.
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:04 pm to EKG
I wouldn't wear that shite to a 1:00 am blind-folded shite-slinging party.
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