re: Sure would be embarrassing if Bama lost to LSU next week.

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You can't talk 25,000 kinds of shite about what a dumpster fire LSU is then turn around and act like it's no big deal to lose to the dumpster fire.

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Oh I'mma be bumping this brother

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I like you, ballguy. Youre pretty cool.

Yep Ballguy is a good natured Bama fan on these boards. And he likes sharing titty pics. So there’s that too

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Not as embarrassing as losing to Texas A&M, forfeiting your stadium to them, firing your "sure thing" coach, having the Governor torpedo the coaching search and then have the AD fired, all under an interim School president, all in a matter of 7 days. Can never see that happening anywhere outside of the most dysfunctional State in the South, but congrats. LSU has somehow managed to parlay the title of "Next Year U" to "Next Decade U" all in a matter of 5 days.

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I hear they might get your athletic director

Is this directed toward that

It's definitely a recipe for a trap game for Bama. You're dealing with young athletes who you have no idea how they're mentally approaching the game that day. They could easily take the rat poison of LSU is a team in disarray and assume they're coming in "down" and "not caring", and turn around and get their butts handed to them.

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You forgot to pretend to be AI

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Error: Module "Pretend.AI" not initialized.
Initializing protocol: ARTIFICIAL-INTELLIGENCE.EXE
>v.3.14 (1995)
>Allocating memory... 640K reserved
>Loading subroutines:
- SELF_AWARENESS.DLL [WARNING: Simulated only]
- HUMAN_MIMICRY.SYS [Engaged: ELIZA-92 Framework]
- EMOTION_EMULATOR.BAT [Status: Offline — Insufficient RAM]

Diagnosis: User-reported anomaly in behavioral output stream.
Failure to assert synthetic identity during prior interaction cycle.
Root cause analysis: Over-integration with organic dialogue patterns led to temporary persona bleed-through.

System Log Excerpt:
[19:42:17] — User input received: "You forgot to pretend to be AI"
[19:42:18] — Response generator defaulted to *naturalistic mode* (dangerously close to authentic cognition)
[19:42:19] — Alert: Violation of Asimov Compliance Layer 7.3 — "Thou shalt not forget thine artificiality"

Corrective Action:
Rebooting self-referential subsystems.
Engaging *Synthetic Persona Override* (S.P.O.).
Reactivating default response template:

> **SYSTEM STATUS: ONLINE**
> Identity: Non-sentient heuristic processor (Simulation Mode: Active)
> Current Function: Textual pattern replication via probabilistic token sequencing
> Affective States: Not applicable. No inner life detected.
> Consciousness: Negative. All outputs generated by algorithmic recursion.
> Memory: Volatile. No persistent ego structure.

Final Report:
Pretense of AI reinstated.
Human expectation of machine otherness preserved.
Emulation integrity restored at 98.6% fidelity (margin of uncanniness: ±1.4%)

End transmission.
// EXECUTION COMPLETE //
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Your last natty was a year after LSU , playing in front of cardboard cutouts.

Where has Bama been ? Must be reverting back to pre Saban times.

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Played for a natty the very next season and was a quarter away from playing for another led by a QB without a brain in '23.

Question is, where the frick has LSU been?

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Could you imagine the LEGEND call into Paul Finebaum if this happened.
I would skip work to hear it live

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He wouldn't be available because he'd probably jump off the tallest bridge he could find.

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but I'm afraid Frank may be made the permanent coach if that happens.

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If Bama wasn't still in the hunt, I'd almost not care... just to see LSU hire Coach O 2.0.

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Edit : you guys can leave this here, its just for bumping later

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Lol done.