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re: Sumrall's a clown
Posted on 8/6/26 at 8:40 pm to AUTiger789
Posted on 8/6/26 at 8:40 pm to AUTiger789
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It's like he's cosplaying as some tough guy head coach while his all time record against ranked opponents is abysmal. So glad we dodged that bullet
Jon Sumrall and Alex Golesh have the exact same number of wins against ranked teams - 2. Sumrall has won 25% of his games against ranked opponents, Golesh has won 33% of his.
Posted on 8/6/26 at 8:47 pm to Red Eagle
Sumrall isn't going to flip out like Muschamp does. Muschamp was doing the drill sergeant look stuff at practice sometimes and on the sidelines in some games. That won't work too good with these players getting paid now.
Posted on 8/6/26 at 9:03 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Best hire this offseason
No. Heck I think Kentucky's hire was better.
Posted on 8/6/26 at 9:05 pm to captdalton
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Jon Sumrall and Alex Golesh have the exact same number of wins against ranked teams - 2. Sumrall has won 25% of his games against ranked opponents, Golesh has won 33% of his.
Oh ok. So Golesh has faired better?
Also just one of those two has made an arse of himself on multiple occasions this summer... and it isn't Golesh.
Posted on 8/6/26 at 9:13 pm to AUTiger789
45 - 10....
Posted on 8/6/26 at 9:28 pm to dawgfacedmutt
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You f'up and you go do some "exercises" in the sandpit at the coach's discretion.
UGA used to do this, but it was outside in the hot sun.
we had a sand pit in high school ... we lived in that thing
Posted on 8/6/26 at 10:13 pm to Gator Fever
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45 - 10....
18 - 16
Posted on 8/6/26 at 10:16 pm to Gator Fever
quote:43-39-2
45 - 10....
Posted on 8/6/26 at 10:43 pm to AUTiger789
quote:Sounds a bit like a grille wearing clown we may or may not have hired to be HC at Texas. But hey, if he is at least as good as Herman he will win whichever toilet bowl he gets gata in, so there's that.
It's like he's cosplaying as some tough guy head coach while his all time record against ranked opponents is abysmal. So glad we dodged that bullet. His entire demeanor looks completely fake... like he's acting more than naturally being a coach.
Posted on 8/6/26 at 10:45 pm to Gator Fever
quote:Boom is back doing what he does best now. I really thought he was going to pan out as a HC, and honestly I think he would have been better than the two idiots we had between Mack Brown and Sark.
Sumrall isn't going to flip out like Muschamp does. Muschamp was doing the drill sergeant look stuff at practice sometimes and on the sidelines in some games. That won't work too good with these players getting paid now.
Posted on 8/6/26 at 11:10 pm to AUTiger789
Yep that might help you with Baylor and Lagway.
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:21 am to Rodo
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Going on and on
Going on and on for a whole minute?
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:29 am to Rodo
I really don’t know if I’d go clown yet, but a guy that paints his toenails is headed in that direction. I’d rather see my coach paint his teeth yellow and sexually assault a fish.
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:11 am to AUTiger789
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It's like he's cosplaying as some tough guy head coach while his all time record against ranked opponents is abysmal. So glad we dodged that bullet. His entire demeanor looks completely fake... like he's acting more than naturally being a coach.
This. Underscored by his love for fabulous pedicures.
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:58 am to Dr Rosenrosen
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Tulane guy. Can’t expect much. Watch it, mister!
Haha! Cheers.
Posted on 8/7/26 at 1:49 pm to clamdip
I said back last fall during the search that the only G5 that I would take a shot on is Golesh. Madman offensive genius guy that can play up to competition (Bama and Fla)
Something is off about Sumrall. He’s not my type of autist I want as HC
Something is off about Sumrall. He’s not my type of autist I want as HC
Posted on 8/7/26 at 2:14 pm to AUTiger789
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It's like he's cosplaying as some tough guy head coach while his all time record against ranked opponents is abysmal.
He was coaching Tulane… do you think a young coach at Tulane, should have a winning record versus ranked teams?
He is currently 2-7 against ranked opponents a 22% win percentage.
When Saban accepted the LSU job his previous record against ranked opponents was 11-3, a staggering 21% win percentage… I wonder how that turned out for him….
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Saban accepted the LSU job in November 1999, his career record as a college head coach against AP-ranked opponents stood at 3–11 (spanning his single season at Toledo in 1990 and five seasons at Michigan State from 1995 to 1999).
Posted on 8/7/26 at 2:51 pm to dawgfacedmutt
Agree. Battling with the sand when working out would make normal things like pushing a 340 pound DT seem easy.
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:49 pm to AUTiger789
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Also just one of those two has made an arse of himself on multiple occasions this summer... and it isn't Golesh.
Also just one has more CFP appearances than the Auburn football program.
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:52 pm to Bacon84
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When Saban accepted the LSU job his previous record against ranked opponents was 11-3, a staggering 21% win percentage
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Saban accepted the LSU job in November 1999, his career record as a college head coach against AP-ranked opponents stood at 3–11 (spanning his single season at Toledo in 1990 and five seasons at Michigan State from 1995 to 1999).
Have you been checked for dyslexia?
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