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re: Story of the week: Bert's going on a diet

Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
87945 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:06 pm to
His neck fat is amazing

If he only looked like this

Posted by rolltide32
Fort Payne, AL
Member since Nov 2013
6569 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

I'm surprised Arkansas fans know what this is...


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Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2176 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:10 pm to
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425 pounds


I hate you, I'm melting.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36582 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:14 pm to
Jen is contiplating falling off bobby's bike.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

I'm surprised Arkansas fans know what this is...


and you're a bama fan so it's surprising you can form a sentence and type it out. honor grad i'm betting!
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8684 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

I'm surprised Arkansas fans know what this is...



Really? We've played there more then Auburn and only one less time then Tennessee.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18212 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

425


Ole Miss fans gonna be mad..
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

o chart his progress, Bert got on the scales and weighed in at 425 pounds.


This is why you Arkansas posters are my favorite fanbase in the rant.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58128 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:29 pm to
quote:
Bert got on the scales and weighed in at 425 pounds.


Ho

Lee

Cow
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28542 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:29 pm to
Sorry he isn't interested. He has a wife.
Posted by SoCalHog
OC
Member since Aug 2014
50 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:29 pm to
I laffed
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:30 pm to
While I've enjoyed the Bert is fat jokes. It will be hilarious when he loses weight, and has a gigantic, oversized head like Mr Mackey from South Park.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 3:35 pm
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3914 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:32 pm to
Is this Bert in high school?
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:32 pm to
bravo
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
20440 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

weighed in at 425 pounds.


ISWYDT
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29409 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:44 pm to
this troll brought to you by 4thand25.com
Posted by AUBorn
Itumpka Youtumpka Wetumpka, AL
Member since Aug 2013
933 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

Bert's going on a diet
Local Fayetteville grocery announces it will close.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:49 pm to
Holy shite, I didn't catch the 425 joke. The sugar bowl part seemed odd to me. But it still didn't register that it was an elegantly written troll.


Well. fricking. Done.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 3:51 pm
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25421 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:56 pm to
I bet he throws the hot dog down the hallway
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

He said Jen made him get rid of all the junk food in the house


Well no shite, she's tired of being on top all the time. Lazy bastard.

Just caught the 425 reference. well done. Have an upvote.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 4:13 pm
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