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re: SPLSU fans’ absence this week has been a gotdamn disgrace

Posted on 12/3/20 at 6:13 am to
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 6:13 am to
quote:

“Take this season seriously!!!! Who cares if girls are starting in the SEC? That happens all the time!”


You often make statements like this. You do it hoping that Ranters will correlate the bizarre (covid related) circumstances of this season with LSU's horrible play on the field. There is no correlation. The LSU football program is in decline and that reality will manifest itself well beyond this covid skewed 2020 season. Cheers, and enjoy your college football weekend. I know I will!
This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 7:23 am
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35069 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 7:46 am to
quote:

But, all is not lost. 2x Award Winning SECRant user Tuscaloosa is on his way. I’m going to walk my arse into Tiger Stadium, raise the collective testosterone level of that shithole by 40 fold, sit on the 50 yard line as the sun sets in the Western sky, and watch The University of Alabama kick your teeth down your splooge filled fricking throats. Then I will leave with your women and post about it on the internet.

Enjoy.




frickin post of the year and probable all time greatest paragraph ever typed out and posted on this site.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55422 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 7:56 am to
Hi Altie.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55422 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 7:58 am to
quote:

Round of 64

It's Altie and he wasn't even nominated.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10763 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 8:04 am to
quote:

yall bitch that we post too much.


Just you.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
13x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50579 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 8:35 am to
quote:

frickin post of the year and probable all time greatest paragraph ever typed out and posted on this site.


Thank you, top tier internet user cajunbama. I plan to follow up that paragraph with a series of threads documenting all of those things on Saturday. Tuscaloosa keeps his promises.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35069 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 8:59 am to
quote:

Tuscaloosa keeps his promises.


Much like Saban, user Tuscaloosa is a true man of integrity and honor. Coach o could learn from user Tuscaloosa.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10208 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 9:11 am to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
86392 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 9:15 am to
quote:

I will say that "SPLSU" is less cringe than most of the shite your fanbase has created this week.



This is some ITAT shite
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 9:18 am to
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55422 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 9:44 am to
quote:

documenting all of those things on Saturday.

Let us know where you'll be tailgating (or standing doing nothing since we can't tailgate)?
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7425 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 9:55 am to
This is the quality shite talking tRant was made for. Excellent job, T.
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
846 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 10:20 am to
quote:

If we dont post, yall bitch.

If we do, yall bitch that we post too much.

Damn, make up your minds.


In the same vein as Tuscaloosa's remark, I'll say this. I may not agree with you on very much but you have stuck in there like a true fan to the bitter end. From thread to thread you have been defending your Tigers at every turn. I can respect that.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3630 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 10:53 am to
You're now my favorite poster. Pulitzer-quality writing is always appreciated, especially in this population of knuckle-walking, sidewalk fans.

Well done, Tuskie!
Posted by Tuscaloosa
13x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50579 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Hi, I'm Back. I'm new to Internetting and your post is one of the first one's I've read here because I'm new to Internetworking.

The literary bravado you displayed in your paean to LSU football-goers leaves little doubt as to why you are a 2x Award Winning SECRant User.

It combines an expert knowledge of your foe and a seemingly innate ability to expertly ascertain the personality traits of the French and the cheap, knockoff French known as Cajuns.

As you navigated to the heart of their insecurities with a deftness only truly great Internetters have the ability to do, I was very entertained.

For that, 2x Award Winning SECRant User Tuscaloosa, I thank you.


I'm not sure how I missed this. Welcome to the board, brand new internet user I'm Back. It looks like you're quickly catching on to how internetworking works, and I appreciate your words of encouragement and shared sentiments. Please, make yourself at home.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68128 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:33 am to
Obvious alter is obvious
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32188 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:35 am to
I'm sort of ashamed you get this wound up over my LSU brethren. Frankly you might need to take a few chill pills my man.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23735 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:37 am to
Probably will be even less posting after Saturday night.
Posted by bstew3006
318
Member since Dec 2007
13007 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:38 am to


Ohhh, wait

quote:

Shut the frick up and don’t respond to anything I post. Deal”?


Sorry, bro
This post was edited on 12/3/20 at 11:42 am
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 12/3/20 at 11:49 am to
quote:

they won’t stop Alabama from completing the greatest season of all time.


I've heard this before..

then 44-16 happened lmao
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