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re: So being a Bama fan I'm not sure how to melt

Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16159 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:20 pm to
Looks like you're off to a good start.

The old "ha, I'm not melting. Look at me everyone, I'm not melting!" routine.

A classic melt.
Posted by howieshoodlums
Member since Dec 2016
940 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:24 pm to
Just pop in the tape of the ULM game you melt like The wizard of oz witch.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:28 pm to
The melt when you dont even know you melt


May be the best melt of them all
Posted by Dudebro2
San Diego
Member since Dec 2011
8967 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

BFANLC


Here let me help you with that since we are all friends in here.

So pull up your 2019 schedule and look at your wins and losses for about 5 mins, then go over to the SEC West standings and look at it for 5mins and then lastly go look at what Bowl Game you are playing in and it’s importance in the pecking order of Bowl games for 5mins.

After you do that, I am pretty sure the rest will come to you rather quickly, I would also recommend that prior to doing the above to a run to the liquor store and stock up, because after looking at that for ya, you’re gonna need some Tequila! lol
Posted by Yippie_Ky_yae
Member since Jun 2019
3717 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:51 pm to
Your just like Greenland, you’ll be melting a long time.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10261 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:01 pm to
Just think Mike Shula 2006
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Just think Mike Shula 2006



The reservoir was dried up by that point.
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4204 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:04 pm to
[quote]LINK ]

anything you post will be considered a melt. go for it
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

What happened this year when the board was relatively Gump-free after the LSU and Auburn games? It took a couple of weeks for y'all to get going again



Yeah, that didn’t happen either. I never stopped posting but it didn’t stop LSU posters from saying shite like “where have you been”.

Whatever. It’s not really important to me.
Posted by hophead
Member since Nov 2007
1969 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:23 pm to
You're doing fine. Took you a month to come up with this
Posted by Spread
Alabama
Member since Aug 2012
1150 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

This right here tells me you are a bandwagon fan and haven't followed them in their darker years.


This right here tells me you're a typical lsu fan who thinks that college football began in the year 2000.
Posted by neauxlaa
Member since Oct 2018
938 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

This right here tells me you're a typical lsu fan who thinks that college football began in the year 2000.
quote:

Spread
What the frick? Do you not know how to read and comprehend? My post specifically pointed out that he was bragging on most recent success and not including the entire history. Baw you are a special kind of stupid.

ETA: Or you don't know what bandwagon fan is, either way this ain't it chief.
This post was edited on 12/20/19 at 6:16 pm
Posted by 337Tigah
Premium Access
Member since Aug 2014
2563 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 7:37 pm to
This A1abana melt will remain in perpetuity.
Posted by Fat Bastard
coach, investor, gambler
Member since Mar 2009
72521 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Can anyone suggest which team's fans I should ask on how to melt?


just ask antibarner here

mfer has melted so much it caused a tsunami

Posted by cyclingout
God's country, SC
Member since Apr 2019
2238 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 7:50 pm to
Just do what all the other fan bases on here do. Stop posting when something goes bad and come back around when something good happens
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
Member since Oct 2018
5363 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

What happened this year when the board was relatively Gump-free after the LSU and Auburn games? It took a couple of weeks for y'all to get going again.


I was here getting downvoted to hell and accused of ‘melting.’ If we’re here posting our thoughts on the game, we’re melting. If we’re not, we’re fair weather chicken shites. Make up your mind.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71169 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 8:58 pm to
Remember what you did when Zeke went for 85 on your soft arse defense?

Just do that again.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30264 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 9:03 pm to
The passive aggressive melt is an interesting twist.
Posted by buckfammer
Auburn, AL
Member since Dec 2019
1390 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 9:29 pm to
Start threads like this.

When a mod nukes it, are you going to whine about it being “unfair”?
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 9:31 pm to
Hang out on tRant for a while. You’ll learn.
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