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re: SI: Alabama Football Team took Deer Antler Spray (steroids)

Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:17 pm to
so saban drinks deer urine?
no wonder his growth is stunted
Posted by thibodauxtigah
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:18 pm to
I have taken steroids for like 5 years now and have been researching them much longer than that.

The fastest acting steroid is Dianabol, it can kick in within 24 hours. But that shite sstays in your system at least 5 days.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:19 pm to

Was just about to edit. Don't know why I got stuck on hours.
put days in its place.
One steorid has a detection life of 1 day I do believe.
Posted by joeyb147
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:21 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/29/13 at 9:14 am
Posted by blkhawktiger
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

quote: How about you read the freakin article before commenting on a thread 13 pages deep. You just walked into a thread without reading shite.

quote:

The article never mentioned LHF-1, so perhaps you need to read the article.




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“You’re familiar with HGH, correct?” asked Key, referring to human growth hormone. “It’s converted in the liver to IGF-1.” IGF-1, or -insulin-like growth factor, is a natural, anabolic hormone that stimulates muscle growth. “We have deer that we harvest out of New Zealand,” Key said. “Their antlers are the fastest-growing substance on planet Earth .?.?. because of the high concentration of IGF-1.



Somebody quoted the banned substance wrong
This post was edited on 1/29/13 at 3:24 pm
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31654 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:21 pm to
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I mean it could happen, I have seen stranger things. All I'm saying is just because they passed the screen doesn't clear them of this whole ordeal. People using PEDs pass drug screenings all the time only to get found out later.





Keep grasping dude.

These SWAT dudes are fricking quacks. They've received numerous letters from LSU/AU/Bama compliance departments over the years to leave the fricking players alone.

They've been "shunned, shuttered and successfully sued for over $5million." They were arrested and banned for life from a hotel for tresspassing after trying to push their shite onto a LSU player back in 2010.

They were however, able to snag the parent of an AU linebacker (Jake Holland), they made a few bucks off that meathead and AU compliance found out and stopped that shite pronto.

They love to drop big time names like Ray Lewis/Johnny Damon/Vijay Singh. It's all a freaking advertising pitch.

Hell, an Auburn employee nearly had to get a lawyer to get these idiots to stop using his name and false statments in their sales pitch.
This post was edited on 1/29/13 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

so we just hang some * on the titles and move on. JMO


Agreed.

Bama 2009*
Bama 2011*

*Denotes major cheating.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31654 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

thibodauxtigah
quote:

I have taken steroids for like 5 years now and have been researching them much longer than that.

The fastest acting steroid is Dianabol, it can kick in within 24 hours. But that shite sstays in your system at least 5 days.
Why do you need to take steriods? And why so long?
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
11215 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Why do you need to take steriods?

To get jacked? Why the frick else would you take them...
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:24 pm to
Are poppies a banned substance too?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

These SWAT dudes are fricking quacks.
The guy is a shyster and should probably be in jail. If it wasn't for the support and backing of Nick Saban, he would be.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10965 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:25 pm to
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quote: quote: How about you read the freakin article before commenting on a thread 13 pages deep. You just walked into a thread without reading shite. quote:The article never mentioned LHF-1, so perhaps you need to read the article. Really? You are a frickin piece of shite retard. Read the frickin article you dumbarse quote:“You’re familiar with HGH, correct?” asked Key, referring to human growth hormone. “It’s converted in the liver to IGF-1.” IGF-1, or -insulin-like growth factor, is a natural, anabolic hormone that stimulates muscle growth. “We have deer that we harvest out of New Zealand,” Key said. “Their antlers are the fastest-growing substance on planet Earth .?.?. because of the high concentration of IGF-1




You are one dumb, illiterate coonass.
Posted by shinerfan
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

If it wasn't for the support and backing of Nick Saban, he would be.




RICO charges coming.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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25235 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:26 pm to
Supplements aren't regulated by FDA and they can claim basically whatever they want to claim.
Posted by R_o_y
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:27 pm to
Should I make another ridiculous thread just to lighten the mood? I feel like this is about to turn into a real shite storm.
Posted by SofaKingTrill
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Key had given some of S.W.A.T.S.’s chips to LSU players before their 9-6 victory over Alabama in November 2011


For you people that refuse to read the article


The banned substance is IGF-1 similar to HGH. Not the chips.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31654 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

These SWAT dudes are fricking quacks.
quote:

The guy is a shyster and should probably be in jail. If it wasn't for the support and backing of Nick Saban, he would be.



Seriously, when I read the shite they were spouting about the AU scientist (Pascoe) steering those idiots to Zac Etheridge and basically lying about Zac using their "frequency stickers" to rehab his neck injury, etc. Pascoe threated to get an attorney if they didn't stop using his & AU's name in their sales pitch.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14886 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

“We have deer that we harvest out of New Zealand,”



I at that part.
If the stuff they were giving these kids was real, they probably just bought it in bulk from another company, put it in their packaging and sold it for more.
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22557 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

I feel like this is about to turn into a real shite storm.


Too late. It's amazing how a bunch of tards (from all fanbases) can turn this into a never-ending shite thread when there's a better chance of a leprechaun jumping out of Les Miles' arse than Alabama getting into the slightest bit of trouble from this.
Posted by blkhawktiger
Glad All Over
Member since Nov 2011
2014 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:30 pm to
LHF-1 IGF-1 who gives a shite


I edited it before you replied
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