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SEC Schools as Game of Thrones Characters (Spoilers in comments)
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:52 am
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:52 am
Saw this earlier today and thought tRant would appreciate it. All of the following were taken from HERE
Not particularly a fan of a few, including State's because I think it's kind of dumb, but here they are.
Alabama-The Mountain:
He physically asserts himself against weaker opponents. His strength is all he knows, and all he needs to know… so far.
Kentucky-Tywin Lannister
With more loot than he knows what to do with, he’ll write letters and spend all the money he can to get the right people fighting for him.
Georgia-Brienne of Tarth
Most of her peers count out this Athenian warrior woman without a thought, but she fights valiantly and holds loyalty and honor above all else. Which is respectable, right?
Florida-Daenerys Targaryen
A great house fallen, but whispers of her return are imminent, with those who love her waiting to flock to her return. She will be feared again.
Ole Miss-Tyrion Lannister
He doesn’t worship the football or basketball gods, but rather the gods of tits and wine. William Faulkner would be proud.
Tennessee-Sansa Stark
The glory days are far gone, and she’s just been flat-out shite on as of late. Nothing super interesting happening with her, so who cares?
Mizzou-Littlefinger
He comes from nothing and is relatively new to the game, but he’s already winning and well on his way to becoming powerful major player in the realm.
South Carolina-Oberyn Martell
He’s the cocky, red-clad underdog from the south. But don’t count him out, he can sting the giants
Vanderbilt-Jon Snow
he bastardly runt of the litter. He wears all black and where he is there’s not women in sight for miles
Arkansas-Theon Greyjoy
Can be dangerous, but mostly he’s seen as a nuisance, and lately he’s just had the shite beaten out of him. He might be poised for a comeback (?) but he also has no dick, so take that as you will.
Auburn-The Hound
The little, beat-up brother to the Mountain. They’re related by blood but hate each other. However he’s crafty, and gets his revenge one way or another
LSU-Robert Baratheon
Once a physical specimen, always a warrior… and always a warrior who loves to booze/whore/and kill boars.
Mississippi State-Smeagol (They should have made State Walder Frey IMO)
Smeagol not in Game of Thrones. Why Smeagol even here? Smeagol want ring! Smeagol HATE Ole Miss!
Texas A&M-Jaime Lannister
High flying offensive mind and always on the attack. But what will happen to the house when they lose their best hand, whether it’s for swordplay or throwing?
Not particularly a fan of a few, including State's because I think it's kind of dumb, but here they are.
Alabama-The Mountain:
He physically asserts himself against weaker opponents. His strength is all he knows, and all he needs to know… so far.
Kentucky-Tywin Lannister
With more loot than he knows what to do with, he’ll write letters and spend all the money he can to get the right people fighting for him.
Georgia-Brienne of Tarth
Most of her peers count out this Athenian warrior woman without a thought, but she fights valiantly and holds loyalty and honor above all else. Which is respectable, right?
Florida-Daenerys Targaryen
A great house fallen, but whispers of her return are imminent, with those who love her waiting to flock to her return. She will be feared again.
Ole Miss-Tyrion Lannister
He doesn’t worship the football or basketball gods, but rather the gods of tits and wine. William Faulkner would be proud.
Tennessee-Sansa Stark
The glory days are far gone, and she’s just been flat-out shite on as of late. Nothing super interesting happening with her, so who cares?
Mizzou-Littlefinger
He comes from nothing and is relatively new to the game, but he’s already winning and well on his way to becoming powerful major player in the realm.
South Carolina-Oberyn Martell
He’s the cocky, red-clad underdog from the south. But don’t count him out, he can sting the giants
Vanderbilt-Jon Snow
he bastardly runt of the litter. He wears all black and where he is there’s not women in sight for miles
Arkansas-Theon Greyjoy
Can be dangerous, but mostly he’s seen as a nuisance, and lately he’s just had the shite beaten out of him. He might be poised for a comeback (?) but he also has no dick, so take that as you will.
Auburn-The Hound
The little, beat-up brother to the Mountain. They’re related by blood but hate each other. However he’s crafty, and gets his revenge one way or another
LSU-Robert Baratheon
Once a physical specimen, always a warrior… and always a warrior who loves to booze/whore/and kill boars.
Mississippi State-Smeagol (They should have made State Walder Frey IMO)
Smeagol not in Game of Thrones. Why Smeagol even here? Smeagol want ring! Smeagol HATE Ole Miss!
Texas A&M-Jaime Lannister
High flying offensive mind and always on the attack. But what will happen to the house when they lose their best hand, whether it’s for swordplay or throwing?
This post was edited on 5/30/14 at 12:07 pm
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Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:53 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Most of her peers count out this Athenian warrior woman without a thought
Not sure that's accurate relating to UGA.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:54 am to Henry Jones Jr
Oberyn is Mizzou, for obvious reasons.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:54 am to WG_Dawg
Yeah a few of them make me scratch my head a little but I thought they got a few right. UGA, Tennessee and State weren't very well done.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:54 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Saw this earlier today and thought tRant would appreciate it.
No.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:55 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:55 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Mizzou-Littlefinger
He comes from nothing and is relatively new to the game, but he’s already winning and well on his way to becoming powerful major player in the realm.
Well done! I can go along with this! Plus, Peter is my favorite character. He's a badass.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:55 am to Henry Jones Jr
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SEC Schools as Harry Potter Characters
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SEC Schools as The Brothers Karamazov Characters
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SEC Schools as Koran Characters
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SEC Schools as Mahabharata Characters
Groan
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:57 am to Henry Jones Jr
Pretty good IMO.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:57 am to Henry Jones Jr
This is so lame
Posted on 5/30/14 at 11:59 am to TreyAnastasio
STFU gump.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:01 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Now THIS is an offseason thread.
Good job.
Good job.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:02 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Better than most for sure.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:02 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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South Carolina-Oberyn Martell
the things i would do...
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Arkansas-Theon Greyjoy
fack you, author.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:04 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Put spoilers in the title please because people can't post in this shite without showing off how cool they are for reading what's going to happen and letting us all know
Thank you dear sir
Thank you dear sir
This post was edited on 5/30/14 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:06 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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SEC Schools as Game of Thrones Characters
This thread again....
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:09 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:14 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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South Carolina-Oberyn Martell
I'm sure there is a penis joke in here somewhere.
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:14 pm to Mizzoufan26
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Put spoilers in the title please because people can't post in this shite without showing off how cool they are for reading what's going to happen and letting us all know
are these readers spoilers? some of it seemed right on with the show at the current point- i.e. theon may be poised for a comeback- not that his pecker is going to grow back but...
Posted on 5/30/14 at 12:15 pm to Bluefin
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I'm sure there is a penis joke in here somewhere.
y'all got the best one imo. i would not be upset.
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