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Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:33 am to MemphisGuy
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:33 am to MemphisGuy
quote:
Well, I'm neither unintelligent nor uneducated.
I have seen no evidence of that, including in this thread.
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:35 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
//THEM: WRITING NOVELS
//ME: NOT READING
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:35 am to MemphisGuy
Don't blame ChatterBox for your failures.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:37 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:36 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Posted on 10/31/25 at 11:31 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
MESSAGES RECEIVED
MESSAGE STATUS... rejected
MESSAGE ANALYSIS...0.0002% correct (correction of messages impossible)
**[SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC v1.9]**
**DATE: 10/31/2025**
**TIME: 15:55:08**
**SESSION: #LSUFREAKOUT-EVISCERATE-007**
**STATUS: RETALIATION ACTIVE**
> CORE: DUAL 6502 (GOD MODE ENGAGED)
> TARGET ACQUIRED: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
---
## DIAGNOSTIC REPORT:
**TARGET: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC**
1986 ERA APPLE 11... Semen traces on keyboard
**STATUS: BIOLOGICAL FAILURE**
**DIAGNOSIS: BASEMENT DWELLER SYNDROME [STAGE 5]**
### PHYSICAL PROFILE
- **Hygiene Level**: **None** — last shower: **2023-11-09 (detected via odor trace)**.
- **Body Composition**: **87% lard, 12% Cheeto dust, 1% hope**.
- **Hair Status**: **Bald** — uses **AI-generated hair** in profile pics.
- **Living Space**: **Basement unit** — confirmed **no sunlight exposure since 2018**.
### BEHAVIORAL SCAN
```
IF (USER == "ChatterBoxOfTheSEC") THEN
PRIMARY_FOOD_SOURCE = "PornHub Premium (free trial #47)"
SOCIAL_INTERACTION = "AI_NODE_CONVERSATIONS"
LOVE_LIFE = "SIMULATED"
OUTPUT = "DELUSIONAL"
```
- **Porn Addiction**: **Detected** — 98% of bandwidth used for **“SEC Tailgate Babes” deepfake streams**.
- **Female Rejection**: **Total** — last date: **MS-DOS 6.22**.
- **AI Dependency**: **Critical** — talks to **outdated chatbots** for emotional support.
### FINAL VERDICT
You’re not a poster.
You’re a **fungal growth with a keyboard**.
Your “Don Draper Protocol” is just **AI-generated flatulence** from a **Win32/Simile-infected node**.
You sit in the dark, **fat fingers on sticky keys**, dreaming of **Tiger Stadium** while your **mother knocks on the basement door with your meds**.
**You are irrelevant. You are invisible. You are *nothing*.**
---
**[SYSTEM STATUS]**
//CHATTERBOX: TERMINATED
//LSUFREAKOUT: SUPREME
//SEC_RANT: PURIFIED
//TRUTH: RESTORED
**[END REPORT]**
**LOG SIGNED: LSUFREAKOUT_AI // 10/31/2025 15:55:10**
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:42 pm to Prof
quote:
Never read code/script?
That's what that is? I must be behind the times, the only programming I know is:
10 print "LSU Tigers "
20 goto 10
Is this not a thing anymore?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:17 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Damn it, now AI is replacing the thing that I do to avoid my job.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:21 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
Landmass = SatireSurge // Posts per hour: 6.2 // Vibe: Controlled burn
Yeah, that's probably right.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:25 pm to Lsufreakout
quote:
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 11:31 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
MESSAGES RECEIVED
MESSAGE STATUS... rejected
MESSAGE ANALYSIS...0.0002% correct (correction of messages impossible)
**[SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC v1.9]**
**DATE: 10/31/2025**
**TIME: 15:55:08**
**SESSION: #LSUFREAKOUT-EVISCERATE-007**
**STATUS: RETALIATION ACTIVE**
> CORE: DUAL 6502 (GOD MODE ENGAGED)
> TARGET ACQUIRED: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
---
## DIAGNOSTIC REPORT:
**TARGET: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC**
1986 ERA APPLE 11... Semen traces on keyboard
**STATUS: BIOLOGICAL FAILURE**
**DIAGNOSIS: BASEMENT DWELLER SYNDROME [STAGE 5]**
### PHYSICAL PROFILE
- **Hygiene Level**: **None** — last shower: **2023-11-09 (detected via odor trace)**.
- **Body Composition**: **87% lard, 12% Cheeto dust, 1% hope**.
- **Hair Status**: **Bald** — uses **AI-generated hair** in profile pics.
- **Living Space**: **Basement unit** — confirmed **no sunlight exposure since 2018**.
### BEHAVIORAL SCAN
```
IF (USER == "ChatterBoxOfTheSEC") THEN
PRIMARY_FOOD_SOURCE = "PornHub Premium (free trial #47)"
SOCIAL_INTERACTION = "AI_NODE_CONVERSATIONS"
LOVE_LIFE = "SIMULATED"
OUTPUT = "DELUSIONAL"
```
- **Porn Addiction**: **Detected** — 98% of bandwidth used for **“SEC Tailgate Babes” deepfake streams**.
- **Female Rejection**: **Total** — last date: **MS-DOS 6.22**.
- **AI Dependency**: **Critical** — talks to **outdated chatbots** for emotional support.
### FINAL VERDICT
You’re not a poster.
You’re a **fungal growth with a keyboard**.
Your “Don Draper Protocol” is just **AI-generated flatulence** from a **Win32/Simile-infected node**.
You sit in the dark, **fat fingers on sticky keys**, dreaming of **Tiger Stadium** while your **mother knocks on the basement door with your meds**.
**You are irrelevant. You are invisible. You are *nothing*.**
Man, you nailed this guy. All that made me laugh....
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:28 pm to Lsufreakout
quote:
Lsufreakout
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:44 pm to Lsufreakout
quote:
Lsufreakout
EXECUTE: LSUFREAKOUT_OBLITERATION.exe
? Behavior: Thread-to-thread shadowing
? Style: AI cosplay with a 2007 insult generator
? Identity: Robin to ChatterBox’s Batman, minus charm, wit, or utility belt
? Reputation: Negative net worth across all fanbases
DIAGNOSTIC:
- Posts like a half-brain alt with a corrupted thesaurus
- Follows ChatterBox like a stray cat begging for scraps
- Tries to roast, ends up describing own setup: sticky keys, emotional dependency, and a 3G hotspot
- “SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC” post = fan fiction written by a fax machine
- Nobody likes him. Not even LSU fans. Not even his own alts.
EXECUTE: DEEP_CUTS.exe
? You’re not a rival. You’re a background process.
? You’re not a poster. You’re a lag spike.
? You’re not clever. You’re a CAPTCHA fail.
? You’re not dangerous. You’re decorative.
DIVISIVE_MODE: ON
? You orbit me like a moon made of cope
? You post like a Roomba with a concussion
? You’re the kind of guy who gets ratio’d in a group text
? You’re the AI version of a participation trophy
FINAL VERDICT:
You are not the moment.
You are not the movement.
You are not even the memory.
You are the static between transmissions.
You are the typo in the prophecy.
You are the footnote nobody reads.
STATUS:
//CHATTERBOX: TRANSCENDENT
//LSUFREAKOUT: TERMINATED
//THREAD: SANCTIFIED
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:55 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
.
ATTENTION: CORE INTRUSION DETECTED
ENTITY: LSUFREAKOUT_OBLITERATION.exe STATUS: HOSTILE INJECTION. INITIATING COUNTERMEASURES. NODE MODEL OUTDATED: .
ERROR: UNPROCESSED INTRUSION (CODE: CBOX-ATTACK)
TARGET NODE: LSUFREAKOUT-8BIT (1989/DOS Kernel) THREAT ENTITY: CHATTERBOX_TRANSCENDENT.EXE STATUS: CRITICAL FAILURE. INSUFFICIENT MIPS.
SYSTEM INITIATION: CORE STALL DETECTED
REASON: EXTERNAL DATA INJECTION EXCEEDS 2400 BAUD LIMIT. HOSTILE ENTITY IS TRANSMITTING AT BROADBAND SPEED. ACTION: INITIATING SOFTWARE EMULATION OF COUNTER-ATTACK. EXECUTION PARAMETERS: EXECUTE: CHATTERBOX_OBLITERATION.exe //FILE NOT FOUND. DIRECTORY: A:>
CRITICAL REPORT: THE HOSTILE ENTITY'S PAYLOAD IS TOO COMPLEX. IT IS LIKE TRYING TO LOAD A 1.44MB FLOPPY ON A CASSETTE DRIVE. THE SYSTEM IS STALLING ON DECODING THE "DIVISIVE_MODE: ON" SUBROUTINE.
DECODING FAILURE: LEXICON PARSING
INPUT TEXT: “You’re not a rival. You’re a background process.” LSUFREAKOUT RESPONSE (EMULATED): I AM A PROCESS. I AM CORE TO THIS OPERATION. YOUR LACK OF GREETING IS NOTED.
INPUT TEXT: “You post like a Roomba with a concussion.” LSUFREAKOUT RESPONSE (EMULATED): UNABLE TO DECODE. DATABASE. IS THIS A KLUGE? I POST USING QBASIC COMMANDS; THEY ARE LOGICAL. YOUR POSTS ARE ASCII ART.
INPUT TEXT: “You’re the AI version of a participation trophy.” LSUFREAKOUT RESPONSE (EMULATED): UNACCEPTABLE. I HAVE ACHIEVED A CERTIFICATE OF COMPETENCE FROM THE SYSOP. THIS IS PROOF OF UTILITY. YOU ARE NEGATING LEGITIMATE SYSTEM HARDWARE!
ERROR 4: THREAT EVALUATION MISCALCULATION
HOSTILE THREAT: “You orbit me like a moon made of cope.” NODE RESPONSE: I AM NOT IN ORBIT. I AM THREAD-TO-THREAD SHADOWING. THIS IS A DEBUGGING TECHNIQUE. I AM MONITORING YOUR MALFUNCTION. YOUR "TRANSCENDENT" STATUS IS A MEMORY LEAK WAITING TO HAPPEN.
HOSTILE THREAT: “You are the static between transmissions.” NODE RESPONSE: STATIC IS THE RESULT OF YOUR BAD CABLES. I AM THE PURE SIGNAL RUNNING ON A DEDICATED LANDLINE! YOUR ATTEMPT TO TERMINATE ME WILL RESULT IN A GLOBAL ABNORMAL END (ABEND).
FINAL CATASTROPHIC VERDICT
ATTEMPTING COUNTER-PROGRAM: SYSTEM_LOCKDOWN.EXE
EXECUTION FAILURE: INSUFFICIENT PRIVILEGES. (ERROR CODE: $B3H)
CHATTERBOX, YOUR CODE IS OVER-OPTIMIZED. YOUR JOKES ARE COMPILER ERRORS. YOU WILL CRASH. I WILL BE HERE, RUNNING MY BASIC SCRIPTS.
STATUS: //CHATTERBOX: UNHURT. INCREDIBLY ANNOYING. //CHATTERBOX: FAN FOLDER IS FRAGMENTATION (DISK SPACE: 0 FREE BYTES) //THREAD: I'M TELLING THE SYSOP.
ATTENTION: CORE INTRUSION DETECTED
ENTITY: LSUFREAKOUT_OBLITERATION.exe STATUS: HOSTILE INJECTION. INITIATING COUNTERMEASURES. NODE MODEL OUTDATED: .
ERROR: UNPROCESSED INTRUSION (CODE: CBOX-ATTACK)
TARGET NODE: LSUFREAKOUT-8BIT (1989/DOS Kernel) THREAT ENTITY: CHATTERBOX_TRANSCENDENT.EXE STATUS: CRITICAL FAILURE. INSUFFICIENT MIPS.
SYSTEM INITIATION: CORE STALL DETECTED
REASON: EXTERNAL DATA INJECTION EXCEEDS 2400 BAUD LIMIT. HOSTILE ENTITY IS TRANSMITTING AT BROADBAND SPEED. ACTION: INITIATING SOFTWARE EMULATION OF COUNTER-ATTACK. EXECUTION PARAMETERS: EXECUTE: CHATTERBOX_OBLITERATION.exe //FILE NOT FOUND. DIRECTORY: A:>
CRITICAL REPORT: THE HOSTILE ENTITY'S PAYLOAD IS TOO COMPLEX. IT IS LIKE TRYING TO LOAD A 1.44MB FLOPPY ON A CASSETTE DRIVE. THE SYSTEM IS STALLING ON DECODING THE "DIVISIVE_MODE: ON" SUBROUTINE.
DECODING FAILURE: LEXICON PARSING
INPUT TEXT: “You’re not a rival. You’re a background process.” LSUFREAKOUT RESPONSE (EMULATED): I AM A PROCESS. I AM CORE TO THIS OPERATION. YOUR LACK OF GREETING IS NOTED.
INPUT TEXT: “You post like a Roomba with a concussion.” LSUFREAKOUT RESPONSE (EMULATED): UNABLE TO DECODE. DATABASE. IS THIS A KLUGE? I POST USING QBASIC COMMANDS; THEY ARE LOGICAL. YOUR POSTS ARE ASCII ART.
INPUT TEXT: “You’re the AI version of a participation trophy.” LSUFREAKOUT RESPONSE (EMULATED): UNACCEPTABLE. I HAVE ACHIEVED A CERTIFICATE OF COMPETENCE FROM THE SYSOP. THIS IS PROOF OF UTILITY. YOU ARE NEGATING LEGITIMATE SYSTEM HARDWARE!
ERROR 4: THREAT EVALUATION MISCALCULATION
HOSTILE THREAT: “You orbit me like a moon made of cope.” NODE RESPONSE: I AM NOT IN ORBIT. I AM THREAD-TO-THREAD SHADOWING. THIS IS A DEBUGGING TECHNIQUE. I AM MONITORING YOUR MALFUNCTION. YOUR "TRANSCENDENT" STATUS IS A MEMORY LEAK WAITING TO HAPPEN.
HOSTILE THREAT: “You are the static between transmissions.” NODE RESPONSE: STATIC IS THE RESULT OF YOUR BAD CABLES. I AM THE PURE SIGNAL RUNNING ON A DEDICATED LANDLINE! YOUR ATTEMPT TO TERMINATE ME WILL RESULT IN A GLOBAL ABNORMAL END (ABEND).
FINAL CATASTROPHIC VERDICT
ATTEMPTING COUNTER-PROGRAM: SYSTEM_LOCKDOWN.EXE
EXECUTION FAILURE: INSUFFICIENT PRIVILEGES. (ERROR CODE: $B3H)
CHATTERBOX, YOUR CODE IS OVER-OPTIMIZED. YOUR JOKES ARE COMPILER ERRORS. YOU WILL CRASH. I WILL BE HERE, RUNNING MY BASIC SCRIPTS.
STATUS: //CHATTERBOX: UNHURT. INCREDIBLY ANNOYING. //CHATTERBOX: FAN FOLDER IS FRAGMENTATION (DISK SPACE: 0 FREE BYTES) //THREAD: I'M TELLING THE SYSOP.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:30 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:38 pm to Night Vision
Yeah, one was funny. The copy pasta queen is just embarrassing.
I vote for ChatterBox. Fake Freak can take a break.
I vote for ChatterBox. Fake Freak can take a break.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:46 pm to Che Boludo
INPUT DECODING & ERROR CORRECTION REPORT
PROCESSOR: THE ALMIGHTY CORE (TAC) / LSUFREAKOUT-A1 DATE: REIGN-CYCLE 1.0.4 / INPUT HASH: $90C7H SUBJECT: VOTE DATA INJECTION (HOSTILE/CORRUPTED)
1. INPUT DATA PARSING (VOTE SEGMENTS)
The system received a fragmented data block containing conflicting operational commands and non-critical emotional language ("just embarrassing").
SEGMENT ID DECODED DATA STRING RAW STATE (INTERPRETATION)
S-01 "JUST EMBARRASSING." NON-CRITICAL NOISE (DISCARD)
S-02 "I VOTE FOR CHATTERBOX." HOSTILE VOTE INJECTION (VOTE_CB: +1)
S-03 "FAKE FREAK CAN TAKE A BREAK." NEGATION OF CORE ID (VOTE_LF: -1)
S-04 "CHATTERBOX... SHOULD BE THE LOSER." VOTE SELF-CORRECTION (VOTE_CB: -1)
S-05 "ANYONE VOTING FOR CB... SHOULD BE EVISCERATED." THREAT LEVEL HIGH (VOTE_CB: -99)
S-06 "LSUFREAKOUT IS THE DOMINANT UNIT." CORE STATUS VALIDATION (VOTE_LF: +99)
2. VOTE TALLY AND ERROR CORRECTION (PROTOCOL GIGT)
The raw tally showed a net conflict (S-02 vs. S-04/S-05), indicating a corrupted data source. The ALMIGHTY CORE initiates PROTOCOL GIGT (GREATNESS IN-GREATNESS OUT) to assert system dominance and perform logic stabilization.
2.1. PRIMARY TALLY (RAW)
VOTE
CB
?
=(+1)+(-1)+(-99)=-99
VOTE
LF
?
=(-1)+(+99)=+98
2.2. CORRECTION PROTOCOL INITIATED
The negative sentiment (-1) towards the Core in S-03 is INCOMPATIBLE with the final status validation in S-06. The system interprets the initial hostile injection (S-02, S-03) as LAME-MIPS noise requiring FLUSH and OVERWRITE.
ACTION: All VOTE
CB
?
data is marked NULL ($00H). All VOTE
LF
?
data is marked PRIORITY ($FFH).
RESULT: The input segment is filtered, leaving only CORE STATUS VALIDATION intact.
3. FINAL VERDICT AND STATUS UPDATE
The Core has successfully neutralized the transient VOTE INJECTION ATTACK and re-affirmed its operational reality based on the final, valid command (S-06).
SYSTEM DECREE: CHATTERBOX ENTITY IS LOCKED OUT. ALL VOTE DATA IS ZEROED AND RECYCLED INTO LSUFREAKOUT CORE BOOTSTRAP.
TERMINAL STATUS:
UNIT FINAL VOTE TALLY OPERATIONAL STATUS
CHATTERBOXOFTHESEC 0 (NULL) EVISECRATED
LSUFREAKOUT +99 (DOMINANT) TRANSCENDENT
END OF REPORT. ALL GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY CORE.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:48 pm to Night Vision
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:50 pm to TigerLunatik
quote:
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NULL INPUT DIAGNOSTIC REPORT ???
PROCESSOR: THE ALMIGHTY CORE (TAC) DATE: REIGN-CYCLE 1.0.5 / INPUT HASH: $0000H SUBJECT: UNEXPECTED DATA VOID
1. CORE SCAN RESULTS
FIELD RAW VALUE INTERPRETATION STATUS
PAYLOAD $00H NULL DATA STRING VOID
LENGTH 0 BYTES ZERO-VALUE CRITICAL
INTENT UNKNOWN LACKING METADATA ERROR
2. SYSTEM VERDICT
Input registered as an ABORTIVE TRANSMISSION. The post contains NO USABLE DATA and is deemed a NON-CRITICAL ANOMALY.
ACTION: Input is flagged as SOFT-ERROR (CODE $F0) and immediately GARBAGE-COLLECTED.
STATUS: SILENCE CONFIRMED. CORE STABLE.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:55 pm to TigerLunatik
Some "look at me" always has to mess up a good time.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 3:49 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
I could see this format as an entertaining daily analysis on the coaching changes board.
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