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SEC Network - SEC Featured : Real Housewives of the SEC... riveting TV

Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:53 pm
Posted by RonBurgundySliver
SW MO
Member since Oct 2013
615 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:53 pm
I swear this was featured on SEC Featured tonight. What we learned.

Mark Richt's wife is forced to be the waterboy (girl).
Bret Bielema's wife has yorkie with an Arky cheerleader outfit on and in no way married him 2.5 years ago for his money.
Gus Malzahn's wife makes him eat sandwiches at home after a loss. Getting to eat a Waffle House after a win is his true motivation.
Will Muschamp's wife has in no way had any work done.
This sounds like the makins' for a great reality show for one of those chick networks.

Good thing they show this stuff instead of a GAME on Thursday night on the SEC NETWORK

Thoughts?
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 10:12 pm
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 9:55 pm to
Dan Mullens' wife thinks it's harder being a coaches wife than a military wife

Les Miles married a butch

As for Jen...I've never seen a 10 turn into a 2 so fast. My god..when that bitch opens her mouth. Even my wife was getting annoyed
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 9:57 pm
Posted by RonBurgundySliver
SW MO
Member since Oct 2013
615 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:05 pm to
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Dan Mullens' wife thinks it's harder being a coaches wife than a military wife

Les Miles married a butch

As for Jen...I've never seen a 10 turn into a 2 so fast. My god..when that bitch opens her mouth. Even my wife was getting annoyed


Great points. Sorry I missed them. I have a limited attention span.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:07 pm to
I imagine this is what was on Gameday Saturday.

Everybody on the horseshoe was laughing their arse off at Jen Bielema
Posted by RonBurgundySliver
SW MO
Member since Oct 2013
615 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:17 pm to
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Everybody on the horseshoe was laughing their arse off at Jen Bielema


It did sound like true love when she agreed with him that he was really sweaty and kissed him. Meat sweats probably. So romantic
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:33 pm to
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Thoughts?


What else did we learn? Best thread in weeks!
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19033 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:47 pm to
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As for Jen...I've never seen a 10 turn into a 2 so fast. My god..when that bitch opens her mouth. Even my wife was getting annoyed



So the jimmy rustling by the razorbacks extends to the wives of SEC fans now. Good job SEC Network good job.
Posted by Chuck3000
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2014
302 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:55 pm to
Bert's done gone deep, ARKANSAS STACKED
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Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14006 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 10:59 pm to
What I learned from this is that I would love Merlin's wife tenderly....then make her breakfast in the morning. Seriously, it's not that she THAT hot. She just seems like good wife material.

Something also tells me that Terry Saban can be a bigger hard-arse ball-buster than Nick can if the mood hits her right.
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 11:04 pm
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:09 pm to
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As for Jen...I've never seen a 10 turn into a 2 so fast. My god..when that bitch opens her mouth. Even my wife was getting annoyed


I've never heard her speak I guess, now I'm scared to.

Posted by mikeytig
NE of Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2007
7076 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to
Surest bet of the year- Kathy Miles will not be on the show.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:33 pm to
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I would love Merlin's wife tenderly




Thanks for your thoughts.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27231 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:35 pm to
Some people in this thread should tred lightly when discussing a certain wife. I've seen people banned for saying the wrong things.
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 8:24 am
Posted by BamaDude06
GOATville20
Member since Jan 2007
3475 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:36 pm to
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Surest bet of the year- Kathy Miles will not be on the show.


She is.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:37 pm to
quote:


Some people in this thread should tried lightly when discussing a certain wife. I've seen people banned for saying the wrong things.



Listen up, y'all.
Posted by SuperK
columbia,sc
Member since Jul 2013
283 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 12:19 am to
After seeing Brets wife it makes me wanna get fat and smash
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15106 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 12:25 am to
I was surprised Muschamp's wife had time for the interview with having to get the house ready for sale and listed.
Posted by austin109
Katy, TX
Member since Jun 2013
50 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 1:03 am to
Berts wife makes me feel like even if I get super fat, and look stupid on national TV all the time, and have a forum of people dedicated to bashing on me, as long as I have kick arse money and I'm gone half of the year I could still have a smokin' wife.

Berts done a lot of things wrong but that man played the shite out of the hand he was dealt.
Posted by RonBurgundySliver
SW MO
Member since Oct 2013
615 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 6:39 am to
quote:

Some people in this thread should tried lightly when discussing a certain wife. I've seen people banned for saying the wrong things.


I think everyone who saw it knows about who you and what you are insinuating about.

BTW. Is gay marriage legal in Louisiana? Just askin' to be askin', nothing implied.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 6:57 am to
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What I learned from this is that I would love Merlin's wife tenderly....then make her breakfast in the morning. Seriously, it's not that she THAT hot. She just seems like good wife material



I applaud your ability to lower the bar that far.
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