austin109
| Favorite team: | Texas Southern |
| Location: | Katy, TX |
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| Number of Posts: | 50 |
| Registered on: | 6/18/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Leave Fat Bert Farewell Haiku here
Posted by austin109 on 11/24/17 at 6:06 pm
Bert be missed here
He brought us great success here
Be strong. Love, Ronald M....
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re: Fournette regarding Chubb
Posted by austin109 on 9/18/15 at 7:24 pm
At least he doesn't have Trent Richard disease. He can see the entire line and all the cutback lanes at once....
re: How long before the 'touchy-feely' crowd expresses outrage at McElwain’s tirade?
Posted by austin109 on 9/13/15 at 9:44 pm
I love it. Its one thing to blow up at a kid for a football related screw up. This is a kid who did something stupid that he knew was dumb. Coach went off because of the damage his stupid act caused. 100% right and more coaches need to get this ego and stupid crap in check....
re: Proof God loves Mississippi State
Posted by austin109 on 10/7/14 at 2:54 pm
Pretty sure thats a strong sign that God doesn't like Miss State. Every time they start looking like they might be good he brings down global catastrophes to keep them from the big one? God is literally smiting asses to keep y'all from winning shite....
re: SEC Network - SEC Featured : Real Housewives of the SEC... riveting TV
Posted by austin109 on 10/3/14 at 1:03 am
Berts wife makes me feel like even if I get super fat, and look stupid on national TV all the time, and have a forum of people dedicated to bashing on me, as long as I have kick arse money and I'm gone half of the year I could still have a smokin' wife.
Berts done a lot of things wrong but that ma...
re: Messin' with Bret? Auburn locked our elevators, TTech blasted heat to lockerroom
Posted by austin109 on 9/14/14 at 11:10 pm
Auburn was trying their damnedest to make the man take the stairs and Tech just tried to help him lose a little water weight. This should be a wake up call...
re: 2015 UF head coach will be
Posted by austin109 on 9/14/14 at 11:01 pm
Ruffin McNeal from ECU would be a nice pick up. Guy can make it rain points, Lincoln Riley is due to be promoted to a big school ASAP anyways. Get them both and keep the defensive staff. ...
re: Arkansas will run over the red raiders tomorrow.
Posted by austin109 on 9/12/14 at 11:28 pm
[quote]Texas Tech is certainly no Duke[/quote]
Got that right. Duke won 10 games last year and this year won their first 2 games convincingly. Tech has a ways to go....
re: OU is going down
Posted by austin109 on 9/12/14 at 11:21 pm
I hope the Vols drop a turd in Bobs cereal, but -21 just seems like easy money....
re: The Anti-Gus triple option movement has begun in Arky HS Football.
Posted by austin109 on 9/12/14 at 11:03 pm
Berts man tits are so large that they have a gravitational pull strong enough to drag in Original Puffed Cheeto's. Because he's fat....
re: What's your football team's average GPA?
Posted by austin109 on 9/12/14 at 12:37 am
Are we talking weighted averages? Anything with Bert involved is going to be more. Because he's fat....
re: Has the SEC freshman of the week been discussed?
Posted by austin109 on 9/9/14 at 12:03 am
Jalen Hurd had 23 carries for 83 yards and 1 TD vs ARKANSAS STATE?Why would you even bring him up for it?
Speedy Noil had 6 total touches for 191 yards. Thats 2.5x the yards on 1/4 the carries.
Fournette had 13 carries for 92 yards and a TD.
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re: Do most of us root SEC across the board?
Posted by austin109 on 9/8/14 at 12:46 am
Yes. Because I like to go to other message boards and crap all over them....
re: Is Mullen on the hot seat?
Posted by austin109 on 9/8/14 at 12:45 am
The sad fact is Mullen is their most successful coach since Royal was there back in the 50's and he's won 3 bowl games which ties the record from 1991-2009 when he got there. He's not going anywhere.
It's adorable....
re: To those whose team plays tomorrow..
Posted by austin109 on 8/28/14 at 12:19 am
Excited. I feel pretty damn confident though....
re: Can Arky win sat?
Posted by austin109 on 8/27/14 at 12:08 am
Put 180 on Auburn to win. Put 20 on Arky to cover the off chance and walk away even....
re: Does Kevin Sumlin have a Problem Developing Players to be Good Citizens?
Posted by austin109 on 8/27/14 at 12:05 am
Obvious troll thread is obvious but I thought I'd give some details.
Victor Davis (July 2014) - shop lifting.
[b]Isaiah Golden (June 3, 2014) - kicked off
Darian Claiborne (June 3, 2014) - kicked off[/b]
Howard Matthews Jr. (April 10, 2014) - unpaid speeding ticket
Edward Pope (April 10, 2014...
re: What's your Bertsession level today?
Posted by austin109 on 8/21/14 at 3:14 am
Slightly lower than his cholesterol. About 12,000....
re: Quick. Post something irrelevant.
Posted by austin109 on 7/30/14 at 12:26 am
[img]http://www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/states/arkansas/map.GIF[/img]...
re: Caption this pic...
Posted by austin109 on 7/13/14 at 1:28 am
L Dummies-21 Arkansas-14...
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