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re: SEC Coaching Hot Seat Buyouts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:11 am to Rip N Lip
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:11 am to Rip N Lip
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He's a Jimmy Sexton client, just like Gus and Fisher. Sexton owns the SEC.
Lulz.
Orgeron isn't a client of Jimmy frickwad...in fact,
Mullen -POW!
Gus- Bing! BAM! Bop!
Kirby - Splat!
Matt Luke - Biff!
Aggie Chad - Splurt!(running out of onomatopoeia)
Jimbo- by 2 pts, but this one's gonna hurt, and bad.
Saban - NEXT
Boom, Stoops, Odom, Jermy - TBD
What a sad, sad list of losers.
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Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:24 am to cardboardboxer
How much is Sabans? Im genuinely curious
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:29 am to cardboardboxer
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Right now it’s around $68 million but he isn’t on the hot seat at all.
Why not? He's a dud.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:31 am to 19
You stupid cocksucker, Sexton represents 11 of 14 coaches in the SEC. If that's not owning the conference, then what else would you call it you sausage necked goober?
He represents everyone but Moorhead, Odom, and White Boots O. Eat shite and die, gimp..
https://footballscoop.com/news/jimmy-sexton-represents-11-14-sec-head-coaches/
ETA: Odom is now a Sexton client as well, so that's 12 of 14.....
https://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/sec/university-of-missouri/article222681600.html
He represents everyone but Moorhead, Odom, and White Boots O. Eat shite and die, gimp..
https://footballscoop.com/news/jimmy-sexton-represents-11-14-sec-head-coaches/
ETA: Odom is now a Sexton client as well, so that's 12 of 14.....
https://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/sec/university-of-missouri/article222681600.html
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 12:56 am
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:31 am to cardboardboxer
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Gus - $26.6 million
Gus may not be worth a shite as a head coach, but as a contract negotiator, he is a stud.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:32 am to The Winner
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How much is Sabans? Im genuinely curious
Saban has no buyout at Alabama.
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 12:39 am
Posted on 10/31/19 at 12:46 am to agswin
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As for buyouts, you poors couldn't afford the salary much less the buyout.
This is such a ridiculous jab; if anything, you should be ashamed at bragging about how much your university is willing to pay for a mediocre coach. Jimbo's contract is probably the worst decision ever made by a Power 5 football team given 1) the money involved and 2) the signee's ineptitude.
1939 keeps getting farther and farther away in your rearview mirror.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:43 am to cardboardboxer
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Muschamp - $22.05 million
This is just inexplicable. Was this his original buyout or was he given an extension at some point?
Posted on 10/31/19 at 1:48 am to TheGators
He got an extension and a raise I think at the end of last season.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 5:33 am to cardboardboxer
If those are correct then buyouts have gotten out of control. Moorehead and Morris are in their 3rd year and would get almost 10 million if fired. Seems like that’s their pay for the next 3 years.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 5:35 am to cardboardboxer
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Gus - $26.6 million
lulz
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:27 am to cardboardboxer
That was Luke's buyout prior to this season. After this season it's about 6.4 million.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:31 am to cardboardboxer
I would love to be a failed college football coach.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:46 am to cardboardboxer
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Gus - $26.6 million
Muschamp - $22.05 million
Auburn can afford it. Bobby Lowder and friends can come up with $26.6M.
Not sure about USC Lite.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:48 am to GetCocky11
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I would love to be a failed college football coach.
No joke!
"YOU'RE FIRED! We'll be sending you $5 million per year for the next 5 years."
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:49 am to PeeJayScammedGT
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Why does Boom have a $22MM buyout?
He's Ray Tanner's boy.
They were practically making out after the UGA win.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:51 am to cardboardboxer
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We don’t hear enough about Matt Luke getting fired as we maybe should this list tells me.
Ole Miss would be foolish to fire Matt Luke right now. At least wait until there is an AD in place, let him/her do it and then they can bring in their own coach
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:52 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Is that from Team Fortress? Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:52 am to cardboardboxer
Auburn and south Carolina fuuuuuked.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:58 am to TheGators
No, brain genius Ray Tanner saw what he was putting out on the field and decided the best plan would be five more years of it. Tanner is a fricking moron, there's no point firing Muschamp until he is gone.
If we fired Muschamp and kept Tanner, we'd probably end up with Houston Nutt.
If we fired Muschamp and kept Tanner, we'd probably end up with Houston Nutt.
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