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re: Say Something Nice About University of Texas
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:30 pm to Robert Goulet
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:30 pm to Robert Goulet
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I got a handjob outside of Matt’s el Rancho one time.
By a female?
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:38 pm to pioneerbasketball
To my knowledge, they aren't affiliated with Al-Qaeda....
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:43 pm to pioneerbasketball
Not all of the students smell like Bevo
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:28 pm to Bamachief
They're going to make the SEC a lot of money before they start running the conference.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 5:50 pm to BillBrosky
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By a female?
A gentleman never tells.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 5:53 pm to pioneerbasketball
Why?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:09 pm to Onyx Aggie
I’ve thought this over for 20 minutes and can’t think of a single good thing to say about Texas.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:21 pm to pioneerbasketball
I left a skid mark in my drawers the shape of Travis County once
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:22 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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I’ve thought this over for 20 minutes and can’t think of a single good thing to say about Texas.
Welcome to the Texas Hate Club..
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:48 pm to pioneerbasketball
They aren’t California.
Yet.
Yet.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 7:30 pm to momentoftruth87
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Lol I must have upset you yesterday. Win or lose, we won’t be going anywhere and I’ll still troll your fan base and over rated team / qb.
You need to be going to Fayetteville to have a good time and not worrying about some dude that knotted up your panties on tRant.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 7:51 pm to BurnsideStyle
Them Longhorns don't eat shite sandwiches, mostly cause they don't like light bread.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:03 pm to howieshoodlums
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Them Longhorns don't eat shite sandwiches, mostly cause they don't like light bread.
Reminds me of the snow goose recipe where you wrap the goose in foil covered in shite. Cook it at 350 for an hour. Then throw away the foil and the goose and eat the shite.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
No
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:05 pm to narddogg81
Carnitas is super tasty.
Posted on 9/11/21 at 2:03 am to Haricougar
While most of their fans are simply asses, some of them have a great sense of humor.
Posted on 9/11/21 at 4:52 am to pioneerbasketball
I’ve heard there are finally some Memphis style BBQ restaurants near campus.
Posted on 9/11/21 at 7:42 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 9/13/21 at 6:45 am to pioneerbasketball
Ok I finally got one
They are an easy win on an otherwise tough schedule!
And another
Their melts are glorious
Hook em down bitch
They are an easy win on an otherwise tough schedule!
And another
Their melts are glorious
Hook em down bitch
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