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re: Sankey just slapped the taste out of LSU’s mouth

Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
2797 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:38 pm to
Who woukd that be for Texas? The guy who never signed a contract?

Cope and seethe
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
24918 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Who woukd that be for Texas?



The one who participated in multiple NFL minicamps
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
3359 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:42 pm to
STSDB
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
24918 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Who woukd that be for Texas?


The one who's name was entered into the NFL draft... he wasn't good enough to be drafted so he had to find another way into the NFL... so HE elected to participate in NFL minicamps with the intention of becoming a member of the professional organization.

Which until 2 weeks ago would have been 100% reason to not allow him back into the NCAA ranks.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
10796 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:45 pm to
No one may like the old man, but everyone in the family appreciates it when he slaps the shite out of the drunk brother with a big mouth and an inferiority complex during Christmas dinner.

Imagine being beech slapped by Sankey?

Poor fricking LSU.

Posted by Furlong the Red
Uptown
Member since Dec 2022
1174 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:46 pm to
Summary of the proceedings today:

SEC: "Dont sign professional players."

LSU: "OK we wont. What is a professional player?"

SEC "See you in court!"
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15718 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:47 pm to
Oh no. Sankey is done.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35820 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Imagine being beech slapped by Sankey? Poor fricking LSU.



The majority of the SEC wouldn’t know what that is like. Let’s ask someone with experience being dick slapped by Sankey.

LSU, hey LSU. How degrading is it to be slapped directly across your face by the long dick of every SEC member institution as if Sankey were wielding Mjölnir?
Posted by XbengalTiger
New Bama Standard...4 Losses.
Member since Oct 2003
5696 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 1:59 pm to
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Sankey admitted on the stand that he doesn't know what a "professional Athlete" is right now.
I guess he is wishing he hadn't tipped his hand.

Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
50492 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 2:01 pm to
You would know about dick sucking
Posted by TigerDCC11
Member since May 2007
3583 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 2:11 pm to
Got my info from the "live thread" from a person who is in the courtroom.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117544 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35820 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 10:55 pm to
lets all mock LSU for the mushroom bruise Sankey left upon their face.
Posted by countrytiger60
Larose
Member since Sep 2018
4666 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 10:58 pm to
well you would know what it's like to get slapped in the mouth with a big dick!
Posted by Milk
central
Member since May 2010
1446 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:05 pm to
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Define NFL player


Only the NFL can define what a NFL player is. No one returning to college fits that definition.

Now if the issue is contracts then every player that attended any NFL camp signed at the very least a waiver of liability, a medical contract, and probably half a dozen other things.

If the issue is a contract for money then every player in the SEC signed that as part of their revenue sharing

Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
16641 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:11 pm to
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Holy shite OP. You can't be this stupid.
Oh yes he can.

Just another one of those low self esteem virgin geek attention whores on the SEC Rant.

"Hey everybody, look at me. Mommy didn't let me play with toys when I was a kid and I now have repressed psychological and anger issues."
Posted by LSU_TIGERS_318
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2014
195 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:12 pm to
This is it ^^
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