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Posted on 8/16/26 at 11:44 am
Posted on 8/16/26 at 11:44 am
How come A&M has gay farmers. Jizz jars, bad architecture, a bad football program that has zero trophies…does not own the all time records anywhere….
But has five five stars and is whipping your asses in recruiting?
Texas…didn’t you tell them about your all time record? Didn’t yall show them the gay farmer pictures?
How come they get the players coming there? Is it really that we have more money than you do? Really?
The gay farmers out bid you?
But has five five stars and is whipping your asses in recruiting?
Texas…didn’t you tell them about your all time record? Didn’t yall show them the gay farmer pictures?
How come they get the players coming there? Is it really that we have more money than you do? Really?
The gay farmers out bid you?
Posted on 8/16/26 at 11:50 am to BigSneezy
This thread is terrible son. What were you thinking hitting "submit"?
Posted on 8/16/26 at 11:58 am to BigSneezy
Its called gay for pay. Id say look it up but you probably already know all about it.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 12:16 pm to BigSneezy
Because aggie is doing the same thing they did under Jimbo by targeting all the 5*s at 30%+ over market value at the last minute once they know what the other bids were.
This post was edited on 8/16/26 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 8/16/26 at 12:16 pm to BigSneezy
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How come A&M has gay farmers. Jizz jars, bad architecture, a bad football program that has zero trophies…does not own the all time records anywhere….
But has five five stars and is whipping your asses in recruiting?
Texas…didn’t you tell them about your all time record? Didn’t yall show them the gay farmer pictures?
How come they get the players coming there? Is it really that we have more money than you do? Really?
The gay farmers out bid you?
Is it 2022 again?
Posted on 8/16/26 at 12:18 pm to BigSneezy
I mean Ive been a diehard LSU fan all my life but I would go play in gay milkman land for a couple mil more than what the competition was offering me.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 12:24 pm to BigSneezy
Y'all,
Sometimes the trash takes itself out for you by posting TWO facts at the same time.
OP is ADMITTING that Aggie has some weird homoerotic traditions while having no championships in our lifetime.
The lagniappe is that they are admitting ALL of which we already knew, JUST to tell you they are winning the August recruiting war, for which there is no trophy.
ETA: I absolutely love this place.
Sometimes the trash takes itself out for you by posting TWO facts at the same time.
OP is ADMITTING that Aggie has some weird homoerotic traditions while having no championships in our lifetime.
The lagniappe is that they are admitting ALL of which we already knew, JUST to tell you they are winning the August recruiting war, for which there is no trophy.
ETA: I absolutely love this place.
This post was edited on 8/16/26 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 8/16/26 at 12:25 pm to BigSneezy
Hey, just wondering how your last #1 class is looking? Y’all had something like 8 five star guys in 2022.
Sure, they haven’t beaten Texas. And they certainly aren’t favored again this year. Maybe all that 2027 recruiting will have closer results against Texas in the future.
Sure, they haven’t beaten Texas. And they certainly aren’t favored again this year. Maybe all that 2027 recruiting will have closer results against Texas in the future.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 1:41 pm to Eldodroptop
And still my question isn’t answered.
Incredible deflections.
But still no answer.
Incredible deflections.
But still no answer.
This post was edited on 8/16/26 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 8/16/26 at 1:45 pm to BigSneezy
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And still my question isn’t answered.
Incredible deflections.
But still no answer.
It was definitely answered, you just didn't like the answers
Posted on 8/16/26 at 1:48 pm to BigSneezy
Yall have an undeniable edge in recruiting because all your women are attention starved since the dudes are busy with each other.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 1:56 pm to BigSneezy
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Incredible deflections.
Asking about your last #1 class, and suggesting that your current class might have closer results with Texas, in a thread about your bragging about your current #1 class, is a deflection?
That sounds kinda gay. But that’s cool. there is plenty of gay to go around between our two beloved Universities.
For better or worse, we just have to laugh at ourselves.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 1:58 pm to CharlotteSooner
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targeting all the 5*s at 30%+ over market value at the last minute once they know what the other bids were.
yes, we're so sneaky. And to outbid your team, we use an algorithm based on the number of mobil homes that aren't in foreclosure, actually paid this month's utility bill, and shop at the matket without food stamps.
Then we calculate the disposable income of those 73 people to figure your top NIL offer.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:01 pm to BigSneezy
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The gay farmers out bid you?
So you already knew the answer then?
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:12 pm to billjamin
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Yall have an undeniable edge in recruiting because all your women are attention starved since the dudes are busy with each other
Plus, they don't have to spring the ladies from a Baton Rouge County jail to line up a Saturday night date.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:23 pm to truth22
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Plus, they don't have to spring the ladies from a Baton Rouge County jail to line up a Saturday night date.
That explains everything. For the win.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:29 pm to BigSneezy
All of those recruiting trophies just to have a losing record to Ole Miss since joining the SEC. Be thankful for the Matt Luke years I guess.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:37 pm to BigSneezy
Honest, actual answer:
Loading up on high school 5 stars, especially big money for each one, is no longer a good thing.
You're spending your boosters' NIL war chest on guys who likely won't contribute right away, and half of whom may hit the portal in a year if they aren't locked in starters.
Far better use of cash to target productive underclassmen that you know you can plug in. You gotta put high school kids on the "rookie contract".
Loading up on high school 5 stars, especially big money for each one, is no longer a good thing.
You're spending your boosters' NIL war chest on guys who likely won't contribute right away, and half of whom may hit the portal in a year if they aren't locked in starters.
Far better use of cash to target productive underclassmen that you know you can plug in. You gotta put high school kids on the "rookie contract".
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:53 pm to CharlotteSooner
This was a plaque in a materials class I had at Texas.
Definition of an Engineer
To do with one dollar what any aggy can do with two.
Definition of an Engineer
To do with one dollar what any aggy can do with two.
Posted on 8/16/26 at 2:57 pm to truth22
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yes, we're so sneaky. And to outbid your team, we use an algorithm based on the number of mobil homes that aren't in foreclosure, actually paid this month's utility bill, and shop at the matket without food stamps.
Then we calculate the disposable income of those 73 people to figure your top NIL offer.
Haha......nah, loser.
You just ask their agents what the highest bid is, and they fork it over because they know what you'll do. It's not complicated.
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