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re: Ranking SEC schools by hotness of girls
Posted on 8/11/15 at 1:00 am to Drizzt
Posted on 8/11/15 at 1:00 am to Drizzt
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Crazy. Hot fun Cajun chicks make LSU an automatic number 1. No contest.
Having grown up in East Texas I know whereof I speak. Louisiana vaginas are THE BEST in the known universe. (They may have a little hair on their backs, and perhaps even 4 or 5 long ones sprouting from their nipples, but their vaginas fill up with Elmer's glue whereas most white girls' fill up with mere olive oil).
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:15 am to MercerBears
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one lsu girl i had puss smell like gulp power bate and saltiern tonys
Your posts are the 8th wonder of the world
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:24 am to MercerBears
Must have been a Plug 
that's about all you State frickers can get.
that's about all you State frickers can get.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:55 am to BugaPainTrain7
Come to Keeneland on a football Saturday in October, I think you will move us up a couple places after that.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:57 am to Ramsey Rocket
I was born and raised in BR we have some absolute dimes pieces everywhere
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:47 am to BugaPainTrain7
Not to mention that Cajun girls have arse. They'll dip their corndogs in a gumbo roux, and then two step till dawn.
Though after a month working in Lafayette, there's definitely some quality white trash down there too, but it's not like they'll ever see a campus after high school.
I just moved to Boulder, and there are some seriously hit women here. These mountains will keep that arse from going flat. I'll know more in a couple weeks, once school starts back up. I'm hoping the Buffalos isn't also an adjective for the students.
Though after a month working in Lafayette, there's definitely some quality white trash down there too, but it's not like they'll ever see a campus after high school.
I just moved to Boulder, and there are some seriously hit women here. These mountains will keep that arse from going flat. I'll know more in a couple weeks, once school starts back up. I'm hoping the Buffalos isn't also an adjective for the students.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:48 am to Grovewater
UF and TAMU are #1 just based on quantity alone.
UCF is #1 ooc. Their campus is loaded with dumb hot girls.
UCF is #1 ooc. Their campus is loaded with dumb hot girls.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 3:49 am
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:58 am to Korin
ASU is #1 ooc.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 3:59 am to UAFanFromNOLA
I bet the girls at UCF are dumber though.
ASU only has 468 more students.
ASU only has 468 more students.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 4:01 am
Posted on 8/11/15 at 6:16 am to Korin
That's Texas Tech in Texas. I've never seen such a parade of smokeshows.
But the rash....the rash...
There's not a thing wrong with an LSU girl. Very good looking and they are down to have fun.
But the rash....the rash...
There's not a thing wrong with an LSU girl. Very good looking and they are down to have fun.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 6:25 am to Jobu93
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That's Texas Tech in Texas. I've never seen such a parade of smokeshows.
And they all read at a 3rd grade level
Posted on 8/11/15 at 6:28 am to Grovewater
You can have those skinny cheerleaders. I like some junk in that trunk.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:13 am to Grovewater
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8. Tennessee- Nothing of note good or bad
9. Kentucky-Same as Tennessee
10. South Carolina- Have not been to this campus, but I'd imagine it's similar to others.
11. Arkansas -Nothing to rag on, but nothing worth telling a story about.
You should just come out and say that you haven't been to half of the SEC campus's.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:16 am to Grovewater
People are crazy if they don't agree with you. UGA just attracts so many hotties its insane. UF is right by the beach, and long tan legs and bikinis are always around. I can't say as much about some of the middle ones, but USC has nothing to brag about, and Mizzous is a bunch of freaking cows and hippies... So overall you nailed it.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:21 am to Grovewater
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7. Ole Miss- "OH MY GOD YOU'RE CRAZY FOR PUTTING OLE MISS SO LOW". Not really. Similar to Bama, the Greek system there is disproportionately big, so you get the same type of girl. The difference is that your average female at Ole Miss is unintelligent to the point it's breath taking. They all look like dimes from 30 feet away, but get within 10 feet, and you realize that hotness you see in the grove is mostly purchased in a cosmetics shop, and it's nearly impossible to carry a conversation with one.
frick you bro!!! These hotties haven't purchased this fine linen at ANY regular cosmetic shops!!!!
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 7:23 am
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:27 am to Grovewater
quote:Proves the entire op is stupid. Let me rank this here for no reason whatsover. "It's similar to others"? What others? Georgia? Missouri? The level of stupidity in this ranking is breathtaking.
10. South Carolina- Have not been to this campus, but I'd imagine it's similar to others.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:38 am to Grovewater
Thread is completely and utterly a dumpster fire without pics. I can't believe the mods would allow such a thread without "showing your work" like elementary school when doing math.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:49 am to DrewDawg13
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UF is right by the beach, and long tan legs and bikinis are always around.
I'm crazy. UF girls are trash. See it every year in Jacksonville.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:51 am to Grovewater
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10. South Carolina- Have not been to this campus, but I'd imagine it's similar to others.
If you've never been to this campus, how can you fairly rank this school?
We have a sand volleyball team. Keep that in mind.
The OP is horrible. Just horrible.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:52 am to threedog79
I need pics before I form and opinion
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