
derSturm37
Favorite team: | Texas A&M ![]() |
Location: | Texas |
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Occupation: | Entrepreneur |
Number of Posts: | 1521 |
Registered on: | 5/20/2013 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: SEC Basketball Ratings
Posted by derSturm37 on 11/17/16 at 11:07 pm

re: Tom Herman
Posted by derSturm37 on 11/17/16 at 10:59 pm
t.u. has ALREADY hired Tom Herman, dudes.


re: Can you say: "Hello Heisman"?
Posted by derSturm37 on 11/17/16 at 10:56 pm
quote:
sorry. this one is pelphrys.
sorry. is texas still playing division one football?
re: Anyone else hoping LSU hires O just for the melt?
Posted by derSturm37 on 11/17/16 at 10:54 pm
...well, when the OFF-season is the best thang you've got, then, yeah...
...I'm hoping to spend a next 8 months purveying some melting
i reckon.
:banghead:
...I'm hoping to spend a next 8 months purveying some melting
i reckon.
:banghead:
re: And to think they wanted to play Alabama...
Posted by derSturm37 on 11/17/16 at 10:51 pm
No one is going to beat Bama this year. Saban IS Satan. He IS The Master.
Michigan and Ohio State share the best shot, and Alabama will beat either one and/or both of these by 10 - to - 50.
Michigan and Ohio State share the best shot, and Alabama will beat either one and/or both of these by 10 - to - 50.
re: Aggies: You have one Job
Posted by derSturm37 on 11/17/16 at 10:42 pm
...We watched Alabama at LSU that night, in the hotel in Orlando. We'd watched the Mississippi State game on our phones out by the pool.
I'd hollered, "Fumble!" with 90 seconds left, and then let myself acquiesce...
The Canadian hockey fan boy with the hot arse girlfriend then was given an opening...
What Is The Next Step?
What are we not doing?
Why can't we be stocked with boys who love to play football?
I'd hollered, "Fumble!" with 90 seconds left, and then let myself acquiesce...
The Canadian hockey fan boy with the hot arse girlfriend then was given an opening...
What Is The Next Step?
What are we not doing?
Why can't we be stocked with boys who love to play football?
re: Aggies: You have one Job
Posted by derSturm37 on 11/17/16 at 10:40 pm
Back when we were 7-and-1 I lied and told my Dad that I had bought tix to LSU. Now I've got like 6 days to get these, because the lie has caught up to itself. As ever it does.
sigh.
So we're going to the game, the wife an I. And ol' retired Colonel Dad will be watching over the granddaughters and watching it all on tv.
Why couldn't we have gone to Stark Vegas and beaten them peoples? Without having to dive and harm our shoulder?
Why couldn't we have...
?...
...?...
crap
sigh.
So we're going to the game, the wife an I. And ol' retired Colonel Dad will be watching over the granddaughters and watching it all on tv.
Why couldn't we have gone to Stark Vegas and beaten them peoples? Without having to dive and harm our shoulder?
Why couldn't we have...
?...
...?...
crap
re: Rumors of your program shutting down after 3 losses??
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 2:25 am
quote:
I'm just drunk shite posting, man. Pay no attention to intoxicated arse.
What do you think I am? :usa:
re: Happy Birthday Nick Saban!
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 2:23 am
quote:
great coach, yes
great man, not so much
Your point?
re: Rumors of your program shutting down after 3 losses??
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 2:20 am
quote:
You just typed a bunch of fricking shite that doesn't make any sense.
Don't try to out shite post me.
Anywho. Have a good one.
:nana:
re: Rumors of your program shutting down after 3 losses??
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 2:13 am
quote:
Keep your aggie fan fiction to yourself.
My mother's mother was from Kentucky. She came to Texas when her pipe-fitting father got a gov't contract to help build POW Camps in '42. I've been to Kentucky 9 or 10 times to visit distal kin. Every time we've gone back there and asked, "Where'e so-and-so?" we've been told, "Oh, he drove off the mountain."
This plus the FACT that everyone I've met there believes wholeheartedly in Bigfoot...
Yep, I guess you're right. I DID put two and two together to paint a more interesting picture than reality upholds. MY BAD.
re: Rumors of your program shutting down after 3 losses??
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 2:09 am
quote:
No one cares about college baseball. If there is a 3rd big 3 sport, it's womens basketball.
You'd have sounded almost better claiming it was horse racing.
re: Rumors of your program shutting down after 3 losses??
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 2:08 am
quote:
Don't give 2 shits about baseball.
Oh, my bad. Thought you'd said, "The sports that people give a shite about."
Guess when you've got Bigfoot scaring half your cousins unto driving off the mountain then baseball matters little. Again, my bad.
re: Rumors of your program shutting down after 3 losses??
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 2:01 am
quote:Kentucky has better football, men's basketball, and baseball 'programmage' than does LSU? Seriously?
We have better overall program than LSU.
Overall meaning the sports that people give a rat's arse about.
re: Rumors of your program shutting down after 3 losses??
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 1:53 am
Damn. It's gotten so bad that the UK folks are coming out and saying shite! :cat:
re: So is the Tennessee program collapsing?
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 1:24 am
it's most likely because butch jones is a cheerleader with a 5 year-old's haircut who promised a lot of shite he's just simply not intelligent enough to do.
Butch Jones Turns Out To Be An Idiot!
Stop the Presses!..
Butch Jones Turns Out To Be An Idiot!
Stop the Presses!..
re: Rumor: Butch Jones out at UT
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 1:01 am
My spies in College Station tell me that texas university has already hired Tom Herman. Seriously. And in the wake of Navy and SMU I'm not distraught.
But it would be SO MUCH better if texas hired Butch Jones.
Please, GOD, let it be true! Let this come to pass!
But it would be SO MUCH better if texas hired Butch Jones.
Please, GOD, let it be true! Let this come to pass!
re: Happy Birthday Nick Saban!
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 12:44 am
The importance of Nick Saban's birthday to Nick Saban:


re: Jalen Hurd's uncle says he quit
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 12:35 am
What's kinda ironic here is that IF I could choose 10 players to disappear Jalen HURDS would probably be the 27th.
re: Your team's biggest surprise so far this season?
Posted by derSturm37 on 10/31/16 at 12:26 am
We have one loss and it's to The [Undisputed] Number One Team In The Nation...
2 or 3 other teams with one loss, albeit it to somebody else, are still being ranked higher.
2 or 3 other teams with one loss, albeit it to somebody else, are still being ranked higher.
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