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re: Rank These Auburn Head Coaches

Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
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Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:37 pm to
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You didn't win jack shite in '58. LSU finished a perfect 11-0, securing the top spot in the final AP and Coaches Polls.
Congrats on sharing a title with the reigning champion from the year before

Auburn undefeated in 1957
Auburn undefeated in 1958

Deal with it tigah
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25687 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:37 pm to
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Deal with it tigah


Which one?
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
726 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:40 pm to
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Which one?

Both

Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4267 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 7:27 pm to
Dye, Tubbs, Shug, Gus
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
8213 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 8:11 pm to
Their records against final ranked teams:

0.43478 Chizik (10-13)
0.42857 Bowden (9-12)
0.39583 Tuberville (19-29)
0.38542 Dye (17-28-3)
0.35542 Shug (29-53-1)
0.31707 Gus (13-28)
0.11111 Harsin (1-8)
0.10714 Barfield (1-12-1)
0.00000 Freeze (0-10)
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20303 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 8:19 pm to
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0.11111 Harsin (1-8)
Harsin’s 2021 AU squad beat Ole Miss (ranked #11 in the final AP poll) and Arkansas (#21)

list is shite
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
8213 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 8:27 pm to
It's not that deep.
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
726 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 8:52 pm to
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It's not that deep
you gotta stop trusting AI to give you accurate answers.
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
8213 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:04 pm to
Welcome back.
Posted by Elephantom
Member since Jul 2026
28 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:06 pm to
Auburn fans hate Mr. Bowden because he would not wallow in the muck of their nasty, cheating trough with them and spoke out about it, violating the Auburn Creed of keeping your mouth shut and going along.

He was the very first 1A coach to go untied and undefeated in his first season. His overall record of 47-17-1 is among the very best ever achieved at Auburn, even after his dismal final half-season when they were hunting him down and trying to poison his food and stuff to get rid of him.

Mr. Bowden won the worldwide championship title in 1993, probably their best season ever, while going 11-0.

Mr. Bowden won 20 consecutive games. He was the first and still the only coach at Auburn to ever achieve such lofty heights.

He also won the Walter Camp Award and the award that the Alabama Crimson Tide presented to him, the Paul Bear Bryant Award.

Auburn had never had an honest coach before and they, the fans and the admin and boosters, reviled him and hated him because he wasn't as cheap and devoid of character as they were.

The rotten scoundrels who call themselves Auburn cult members will tell you that Terry Bowden sometimes drank alcohol, after work, and liked women. These being things that The Auburn Fambly is religiously dedicated to shunning, they immediately turned on him and forced him to resign or else.

Meanwhile, they worshiped, and still do revere as a literal God, a man that drank fish under the table and was a well known pervert that routinely lost articles of clothing in backwater swamp land around the campus as he performed cow occult rituals while naked on boats with a bunch of other questionable country hick men.
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
726 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:18 pm to
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Elephantom
you started an ALT just to post that wall of text?


Posted by Elephantom
Member since Jul 2026
28 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:30 pm to
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you started an ALT just to post that wall of text?


Your dear, sweet mother never complained about huge walls of text. What makes you think you are better than her?

Also, it's not a wall of text if there is clearly defined paragraph spacing.

You seem like a lonely person. Never forget what your mother told you almost every day, which was
quote:

"As long as you have me, you'll never walk a loan".
Posted by BigAL Golesh
Toomer's Corner
Member since Apr 2026
726 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:41 pm to
Lame. As. frick
Posted by Elephantom
Member since Jul 2026
28 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:45 pm to
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Lame. As. frick


Tiny Tot, only 4'11" in height, soared above you in dignity of person and the respect he earned from others.

Bow down!
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27546 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:49 pm to
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It was ... until the current HC at LSU arrived.


Don't worry about that rebelAC whatever guy, he's pissed Lane told them all to frick off.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35940 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:01 pm to
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Shug
Pat
Tubberville



The rest


Pretty much.

Though Auburn did inflict Tuberville on us, so...
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73777 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:14 pm to
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Posted by Elephantom


Altie's back.

Hi, Altie.
Posted by stopitnow1
Florida
Member since Mar 2013
2558 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:22 pm to
Its really weird that you would bring up LSU when this post has nothing to do with LSU. Obsessed?
Posted by AU6X
Member since Sep 2019
173 posts
Posted on 7/13/26 at 8:30 am to
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Auburn fans hate Mr. Bowden because …


It’s just precious for a bammer fan to tell anyone how and why Auburn fans think about anything. And idolizing coaches that are drunks? Cmon man.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6914 posts
Posted on 7/13/26 at 9:27 am to
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Deal with it tigah
Chex, does every alter have to use the same schtick? Can't we mix it up a bit?
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