Elephantom

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I hear Texas is back this year.

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They are back.

They are back because of this guy



and this one

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It’s just precious for a bammer fan to tell anyone how and why Auburn fans think about anything. And idolizing coaches that are drunks? Cmon man.

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It's weird though, isn't it? Drunken Pat Dye was drunk his entire life, no matter the setting, time, event or place and Auburn fans believe he was an actual angel sent to Lee County because they deserved an angel for being good hicks.

Of course, Dye was the most crooked, sneaky, underhanded, dishonest coach to ever coach the game. That, according to Auburn fans, was him just living by the Auburn Creed the way he interpreted it.

Meanwhile, poor little Tater Tot didn't put up with the rampant cheating, had a drink here and there after work to relax and never to excess and Auburn fans decided he violated The Creed.

After you weirdos held a meeting out in a cow pasture, all those years ago, and decided to shun him and excommunicate him for heresy and not going along with the bag men, hardly a single Auburn fan will even acknowledge he ever coached there.

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Quit literally nothing you have written is correct lol

I thought Shug was the adulterous alcoholic pervert not Dye?

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You don't know 'nuttin about the deep, dank, insular world Pat Dye wrapped himself up in down in Lee County.

Was he a monster? Many considered him one.

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Pat Dye, the former Auburn University football head coach and athletic director, was widely known for his heavy alcohol consumption, a habit that led to his derogatory nickname "Drunken Pat Dye" among some fans and critics.

Coaching Style: Unlike his mentor Bear Bryant, who maintained a disciplined drinking schedule, Dye was not shy about enjoying drinks, with reports noting he would often be drinking coffee by 7:00 a.m. while still consuming alcohol.

Controversies: His drinking was cited as a factor in his premature retirement at age 53 and was mentioned in a 2016 lawsuit alleging he was intoxicated when he fell asleep at the wheel and caused a car crash.

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Here he was at 59 years old.



That's messed up. Being a lifelong stumbling idiot of a man that couldn't live without a crutch caught up to him. Note the dead eyes and the blood curdling smile . That smile was likely the last thing many people ever saw in their lifetimes. We will never know.

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You're thinking about Bear Bryant. Huge aldulterous alcoholic pervert. Closet homosexual and out right racist.

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Faingulus, otherwise known among all his friends and associates as Drunken Pat Dye, ran headfirst into a man in a car crash while blitzed out of his old, rotten head.

Then, him and his buddy kidnapped the man he hit and took him to his hunting property and likely tortured him.

Of course, his buddies in the Macon County police department said Faingulus was just drowsy, right after eating lunch? and that is why he almost killed the man in a head on collision, and was a superb human being and the man who was captured and possibly tortured was a huge loser.

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Lame. As. frick

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Tiny Tot, only 4'11" in height, soared above you in dignity of person and the respect he earned from others.

Bow down!

Auburn fans hate Mr. Bowden because he would not wallow in the muck of their nasty, cheating trough with them and spoke out about it, violating the Auburn Creed of keeping your mouth shut and going along.

He was the very first 1A coach to go untied and undefeated in his first season. His overall record of 47-17-1 is among the very best ever achieved at Auburn, even after his dismal final half-season when they were hunting him down and trying to poison his food and stuff to get rid of him.

Mr. Bowden won the worldwide championship title in 1993, probably their best season ever, while going 11-0.

Mr. Bowden won 20 consecutive games. He was the first and still the only coach at Auburn to ever achieve such lofty heights.

He also won the Walter Camp Award and the award that the Alabama Crimson Tide presented to him, the Paul Bear Bryant Award.

Auburn had never had an honest coach before and they, the fans and the admin and boosters, reviled him and hated him because he wasn't as cheap and devoid of character as they were.

The rotten scoundrels who call themselves Auburn cult members will tell you that Terry Bowden sometimes drank alcohol, after work, and liked women. These being things that The Auburn Fambly is religiously dedicated to shunning, they immediately turned on him and forced him to resign or else.

Meanwhile, they worshiped, and still do revere as a literal God, a man that drank fish under the table and was a well known pervert that routinely lost articles of clothing in backwater swamp land around the campus as he performed cow occult rituals while naked on boats with a bunch of other questionable country hick men.