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How do you keep showing back up then?

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I agree. It seems like a person would quit creating alter after alter account but you can't quit this LSU board.

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Am I conversing with the board retard, by any chance? It's not really possible to come back to a website like this after you've been prohibited from doing so.

That's my understanding and I'm pretty sure I'm right.

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See, this is why NIL sucks. College football was better when team cheated. Screw the NCAA and what they did to SMU. SMU killed cheating with Dickerson and James.

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You are wading in pretty deep water with this topic. Over and above cheating at SMU, they had a former player who went on a killing spree and was killing a bunch of women.

He was still closely associated with SMU as a booster and even did some announcing for ABC and ESPN years after he quit murdering women.

SMU knew about all of it and didn't care.

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You literally can't quit this board. You get banned over and over yet you actually can't stop.

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That doesn't make sense. I'm pretty sure that once someone has been banned on any message board, they can't come back. Are you the crazy person here?

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Catchier than Backwood Sister Humpers

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This guy was the mayor of Baton Rouge for 11 years. :lol:

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So that’s what Saban knew about Louisianians versus Alabama recruits. Tougher. Survival of the fittest.

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First of alll, Saban's never coming back. Get over it.

Secondly, there is a valid historical reference point for just about everything. Why do you think everyone calls people from Louisiana the "Cootie Faced Cajuns"?

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Welcome back, Altie.

I wonder how long this one will last.

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It's hard to tell how long Kiffen will last. Was that the question? I say 2 years and then the chicken finger magnate will pay off his contract and then he will find LSU another coach.

That's what LSU admin should have done before they hired Kiffin, just let Todd Graves do the hiring and firing since he is providing the money for the entire athletic department to operate anyway.

Think about it. If this man can make chicken fingers and be so successful at it that he makes hundreds of billions of dollars off of it, he can run an athletic department too.

If the various Walton family members decided they wanted total control over Arkansas football and would independently fund sports at Arkansas like Graves is doing at LSU, don't you think Arkansas would give them full ownership of their sports programs?

Hell yes they would, and they would be happy to do it.

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Predict how Kiffin’s tenure at LSU will end

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I hear Texas is back this year.

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They are back.

They are back because of this guy



and this one

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It’s just precious for a bammer fan to tell anyone how and why Auburn fans think about anything. And idolizing coaches that are drunks? Cmon man.

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It's weird though, isn't it? Drunken Pat Dye was drunk his entire life, no matter the setting, time, event or place and Auburn fans believe he was an actual angel sent to Lee County because they deserved an angel for being good hicks.

Of course, Dye was the most crooked, sneaky, underhanded, dishonest coach to ever coach the game. That, according to Auburn fans, was him just living by the Auburn Creed the way he interpreted it.

Meanwhile, poor little Tater Tot didn't put up with the rampant cheating, had a drink here and there after work to relax and never to excess and Auburn fans decided he violated The Creed.

After you weirdos held a meeting out in a cow pasture, all those years ago, and decided to shun him and excommunicate him for heresy and not going along with the bag men, hardly a single Auburn fan will even acknowledge he ever coached there.

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Quit literally nothing you have written is correct lol

I thought Shug was the adulterous alcoholic pervert not Dye?

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You don't know 'nuttin about the deep, dank, insular world Pat Dye wrapped himself up in down in Lee County.

Was he a monster? Many considered him one.

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Pat Dye, the former Auburn University football head coach and athletic director, was widely known for his heavy alcohol consumption, a habit that led to his derogatory nickname "Drunken Pat Dye" among some fans and critics.

Coaching Style: Unlike his mentor Bear Bryant, who maintained a disciplined drinking schedule, Dye was not shy about enjoying drinks, with reports noting he would often be drinking coffee by 7:00 a.m. while still consuming alcohol.

Controversies: His drinking was cited as a factor in his premature retirement at age 53 and was mentioned in a 2016 lawsuit alleging he was intoxicated when he fell asleep at the wheel and caused a car crash.

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Here he was at 59 years old.



That's messed up. Being a lifelong stumbling idiot of a man that couldn't live without a crutch caught up to him. Note the dead eyes and the blood curdling smile . That smile was likely the last thing many people ever saw in their lifetimes. We will never know.