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Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:37 pm
When is the University of Texas’ Annual Dildo Parade? And no I don’t plan on attending just curious.
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Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:38 pm to ForeverLSU97
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just curious
I bet
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:40 pm to ForeverLSU97
Don't know. We've never hosted an "annual dildo parade"
I think the other school from Texas is what you're looking for. They host "Draggieland" every single year:
I think the other school from Texas is what you're looking for. They host "Draggieland" every single year:
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:41 pm to Shea Vinnerbush
Great to know, thanks! 
Posted on 1/4/24 at 2:09 pm to ForeverLSU97
I bet you are curious, you dildo obsessed freak. Good to have you back, Old Sarge.
Posted on 1/4/24 at 2:33 pm to ForeverLSU97
Thanksgiving Weekend
2024 will be the first since 2011.
2024 will be the first since 2011.
Posted on 1/4/24 at 3:51 pm to Capn_Bevo
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you dildo obsessed freak
My school does not have dildo parades nor do we have protests against the 2nd Amendment of the US Constitution. Donghorn U is the only school in the history of man to have a dildo parade.
Who is obsessed with dildos? I don't see any Aggies in any of the pictures handling a free dildo or waiting in line to get one. I don't see any A&M officials holding up flags or giving speeches in support of the great dildo parade. I don't see any Aggies holding a dildo and pretending to lick it while they are having their picture made.
Do you?
Posted on 1/4/24 at 3:59 pm to Buster83
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you dildo obsessed freak
Posted on 1/4/24 at 5:52 pm to TexasOnTop
At this point I think he just feels pissed off he couldn't have been there himself
I cannot for the life of me think of any other reason somebody would devote this much attention to a single protest that occurred almost a decade ago
I cannot for the life of me think of any other reason somebody would devote this much attention to a single protest that occurred almost a decade ago
Posted on 1/4/24 at 6:43 pm to Shea Vinnerbush
Posted on 1/4/24 at 7:34 pm to ForeverLSU97
I'm pro 2nd Amendment myself, but you do you cowgirl.
Posted on 1/4/24 at 9:53 pm to DKR81
Give Aggie some space. It’s been rough. First they fired their Messiah, Jimbo Fisher, and ate 77m. Their roster is in shambles and they just hired Coach Elmo from the Jimbo coaching tree. #bekindtolittlebrother
Posted on 1/5/24 at 8:52 am to Shea Vinnerbush
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I cannot for the life of me think of any other reason somebody would devote this much attention to a single protest that occurred almost a decade ago
Just shows the whole liberal mindset of the student body, administration and alumni at donghorn U. Not only did the parade take place on campus and supported by the school, but two years later they immortalized the event by placing a dildo they nicknamed "Big Boy" and a plaque on display in the Student Activity Center.
A&M didn't do this event. "bama didn't do it. Even LSU and blowU would not do something this embarrassing. t'sip did and does not see anything wrong with it. You can tell by looking at the pictures. Those kids are having a blast. think it is a blast. The University is so proud of it that they decided to immortalize it.
What I don't understand is why the t'sip posters on this site don't embrace the parade like their University does. Y'all seem embarrassed by it. I don't think monsusta even understands what is going on. He seems a little simple-minded. xwing/rancho/vinner claims to have been a student there at the time. I do not understand why he is not more excited about the most important event for his school that year, maybe for that whole decade.
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almost a decade ago
It has not even been 8 years ago yet dumbass.
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 8:59 am
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:03 am to Buster83
Yea I’m not reading all of that
Thanks for giving us Exhibit A of how little you care about dildos by waking up and typing all of that lol
Thanks for giving us Exhibit A of how little you care about dildos by waking up and typing all of that lol
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:35 am to Shea Vinnerbush
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Yea I’m not reading all of that
Sorry you have trouble reading. Maybe you should look up "Hooked on Phonics" or something to help you with your reading abilities.
I can tell you are starting to get a little butt hurt again. Getting perma-banned twice will do that to you.
Fill this out and send it in to the admins. They aren't going to do anything about it but it might make you feel better.
poor xwing/rancho/vinner
Posted on 1/5/24 at 9:38 am to ForeverLSU97
There are gay kids and events at every university. Let them do what they want. It doesn't affect me in any way.
In my life, it is astonishing how often the most vocal anti-gay people end up being self-hating gay people. I think that accounts for a lot of the posts like this on this board.
Talking about the violently homoerotic traditions at A&M is different. The aggie rituals are the bedrock of their institution and are embraced by everyone in College Station, even the aggies who are pretending to be straight.
In my life, it is astonishing how often the most vocal anti-gay people end up being self-hating gay people. I think that accounts for a lot of the posts like this on this board.
Talking about the violently homoerotic traditions at A&M is different. The aggie rituals are the bedrock of their institution and are embraced by everyone in College Station, even the aggies who are pretending to be straight.
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:50 am to ForeverLSU97
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When is the University of Texas’ Annual Dildo Parade?
Man… You think the more adventurous of our student body limits themselves to annual dildo parades???
All I can do is laugh… Times changed…
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:51 am to Buster83
quote:Lol so because I don't want to read some essay about dildos you're clearly and totally not obsessed with means I need hooked on phonics... Lol this is truly incredible. I had no idea the SEC was this obsessed with phallic images
Sorry you have trouble reading. Maybe you should look up "Hooked on Phonics" or something to help you with your reading abilities.
By all means, keep posting to show us how much you DON'T care
Hopefully your wife or family don't walk in while you're scouring your hard drive for even more photos of dildos at a school you weren't capable of attending
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:51 am to SneezyBeltranIsHere
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ost vocal anti-gay people end up being self-hating gay people
Valuable intel for many posters on this board IMO
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:52 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Lol I think the first place to look is all of the people going out of their way to post the images.
They seem to have the most interest in the matter (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
They seem to have the most interest in the matter (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
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