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re: Post your prediction on Lane Kiffin's future

Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68890 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:08 pm to
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NFL projections retard.


"NFL projections" made JaMarcus Russell a #1 pick.

They're always correct, for sure.

Retard.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
5866 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:10 pm to
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My favorite response has been the posters who are now pretending LSU has to win playoff games next season, or Lane is a failure.


If he doesn’t win playoff games at LSU he’s objectively a failure. You aren’t spend $500M to repeat Brian Kelly’s results.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68890 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:11 pm to
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If he doesn’t win playoff games at LSU he’s objectively a failure.


Sure, but not in year 1. Heck, it took him 6 years just to make a playoff at Ole Miss.

quote:

You aren’t spend $500M to repeat Brian Kelly’s results.


Calm down, no one is spending $500M
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
5866 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:12 pm to
Transfer portal rankings made by people who don’t work for NFL organizations are good.
But also.
NFL projections made by people who work in the NFL are bad.

Quite an argument you’re making.
This post was edited on 1/19/26 at 3:13 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
106610 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:13 pm to
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He catches gonorrhea or syphilis in BR, but I'm not sure which one....


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68890 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

Transfer portal rankings made by people who don’t work for NFL organizations are good.
But also.
NFL projections made by people who work in the NFL are bad.

Quite an argument you’re making.


I never made that argument. I actually said no one has any way of knowing at this point.

This is the problem with debating folks like yourself, you can't actually comprehend what is being said so you build your own false narratives and strawman arguments.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
5866 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:14 pm to
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Calm down, no one is spending $500M


Do the math retard. It’s out there for anyone with an elementary education to add up. Kelly buyout + assistant buyouts + Kiffin salary + assistant salaries + $25M NIL per year
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
26664 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:16 pm to
They have medicines for both of those diseases. The ho is good to go
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68890 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:19 pm to
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Do the math retard. It’s out there for anyone with an elementary education to add up. Kelly buyout + assistant buyouts + Kiffin salary + assistant salaries + $25M NIL per year


Kelly buyout - $54M

Kiffin salary - $91M

NIL @ $25M over Kiffin's 7-year contract - $175M

Lets say assistant salaries are $10M over 7 years - $70M

That isn't even $400M, and most of that would be being spent either way.




Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
106610 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

The ho is good to go

Posted by theballguy
Un-PC for either side
Member since Oct 2011
35632 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 5:48 pm to
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quote:
LSU fires all it's coaches


Liar.


Nope. Everyone except Saban.
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
15346 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 6:06 pm to
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It's fascinating that Ole Miss fans believe Kiffin will epically fail at LSU simply because he left them.
Post Tiger Viking "Raid & Pillage" the "Butt Hurt" Rebel Bear Sharks got 2 YEARS maximim with Pete before he's done.

Matt Luke regime 2.0 incoming.

Deep Down, most of the "Bird Flippers" know this and are in their Wheaties.
Posted by Publicschoolkid
Member since Nov 2020
464 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 8:52 pm to
Gives a boosters daughter herpes and then dips for an NFL job.
This post was edited on 1/19/26 at 8:53 pm
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
26847 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 9:00 pm to
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Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
2395 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 9:01 pm to
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4. Does as good as Kelly or a little better (may as well have stayed at Ole Miss). Gets fired at 5 years or longer.


Take the medical test:

1. Did Kelly get to a semi with LSU?

2. Has LSU gotten a semi recently?

3. Has Lane Kiffin gotten a semi?

Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
6838 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 9:03 pm to
3.

Won't be good enough and LSU fans will get restless leading to Lane looking for his next "best" opportunity.
Posted by AbSnopes
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2020
1147 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 9:21 pm to
Sad old man because he can never be satisfied.
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
3195 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 9:21 pm to
6. Gets fired and arrested for touching underage girls.

He ends up in jail with the Michigan coach.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
854 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 9:25 pm to
I will hold any prediction until I see him coach here. I will say hes doing a damn good job of putting the pieces together to compete in year 1.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3727 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 9:30 pm to
I’ll take Door #2
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