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re: Poetry happening on Tiger Rant

Posted on 9/16/19 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 3:22 pm to
So you are saying you will actually core on them this time?
Posted by CFFreak
Rjyh, AL
Member since May 2019
8765 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 3:23 pm to
I enjoyed it.

quote:

So smile Ole Bear, your records are so safe
Twice beaten Saban ten million asses chafe




Not bad when you put it up against any of the "corndog" poetry and prose.
Posted by CFFreak
Rjyh, AL
Member since May 2019
8765 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Who will cry for the little corn dog...



We can do without that one. Good Christ.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6896 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 3:25 pm to
So sad, so needy.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Joe Namath gonna join ya in dat briar patch


Brer Fox penned this tar baby of a poem?
Posted by LBU Bama
Member since Jul 2019
534 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 4:14 pm to
William Taylor reads it aloud every night before bed.
Posted by Ms Anthrope
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2017
294 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 4:34 pm to
Downvoted before the end of the first stanza. And I'm diehard purple & gold.

The cringe is strong here.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7276 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Didn’t read. Voted down.


Of COURSE you didn't read. You're a Gump. Y'all don't know HOW to read. And you can only count to six because that's how many teeth you have in your head.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 4:42 pm to
Triggered by bad poetry.

Ain't data bitch.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 4:43 pm to
Myk Hunt isn't known for being smart.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20497 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 4:54 pm to
Good lord, that is terrible.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

William Taylor reads it aloud every night before bed.

Don’t be silly, he can’t read.


Wait....
This post was edited on 9/16/19 at 5:08 pm
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
7732 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:08 pm to
Why the fk would you share this?
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18003 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:08 pm to
Beautiful.

Brought tears to my eyes.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:11 pm to
Can you ask Chicken to reinstate me on tRant so I can tell them what dumbasses they are?

He can immediately re-ban me afterward. Thanks.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:11 pm to
Rohan, I too thought it was very well written.

Original, funny, smart - the total package.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:18 pm to
Writing a shite talking poem about a 40 years dead coach that went 9-1 in your stadium is peak Rantard
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22925 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:20 pm to
Weird
Posted by LBU Bama
Member since Jul 2019
534 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:29 pm to
Damnit don’t make me actually like you.
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17711 posts
Posted on 9/16/19 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Why the fk would you share this?


Because it’s bizarre and hilarious. Honestly the negative response to me posting someone else’s crazy poem was unexpected. Figured it was too ridiculous to actually trigger anyone, but I was wrong. Oh well.

And the intention of showing that LSU fans also think this dude was super weird for writing it got lost.
This post was edited on 9/16/19 at 5:33 pm
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