Poetry happening on Tiger Rant

Bama fans, I had to share this. I have no words.

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Ode to da Bear
by Ramah2019

Last Wednesday you wudda been 106
You King of Kentucky backwoods hicks
We got your butt Bear, Nick stays at six
He never gets a seventh, just Tiger licks

There be two statues in Tuscaloosa town
Only one wears houndstooth and a frown
You’ll be smiling seein’ Saban going down
When another Tuatago pass hits da groun

What goes around comes around hey Bear
Remember that last Tiger game huh Chere
They still remember Jerry Stovall eyein you
When the Valley shook 20-10 back in 1982

Slick Nick thinks he’s gonna top your streak
But that Dwarf can’t touch you, he’s a Freak
He gotta stop what can’t be stopped, Jeaux
Nicky going down to a better passing show

Oh poor Dwarf with nightmares bout Trevor
That tall terrifying Clemson freshman terror
Oh 44-16 they really beat n bent you down
Got you crying all winter in Tuscalosa town

We like your Aflac ads, especially the rings
You’ll watch them later when it really stings
Oeaux he coming to show you some things
One evil clown in one tiny closest he brings

Da evil clown in your closet got a red ballon
He wears a 9 Tiger Uniform you’ll see soon
Arrogant Bama fans they’ll howl at da moon
Burrow takes Heisman one winter afternoon

So smile Ole Bear, your records are so safe
Twice beaten Saban ten million asses chafe
Joe Namath gonna join ya in dat briar patch
Old Ramah da poet he gonna light da match

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