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re: Percentage of true posters to alters?

Posted on 2/19/21 at 11:21 pm to
Posted by Im Back
Member since Nov 2020
503 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 11:21 pm to
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Are you serious? 90% of the so called bama and atm posters are miserable trolls!


Make a list of everyone that has owned you, made your mother knock on your door asking why you are crying, ridiculed you, made your boyfriend laugh at you when he checks your Internet history/posting history, and led you down the road to self-harm and claim they are all alters.

This approach works for loons, kooks, crazies, and PlateJohnson.
Posted by Drizzt
Cimmeria
Member since Aug 2013
14440 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 11:48 pm to
I thought OmegaMan was a genius performance art project at first...until I realized I think he lives in my neighborhood based on his posts. Now I think he probably has a legitimate brain injury.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29954 posts
Posted on 2/19/21 at 11:54 pm to
I’m LewDawg’s alter who is Chicken’s alter.

So...



Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 7:12 am to
quote:

This approach works for loons, kooks, crazies, and PlateJohnson.


Why are you obsessed with me? Did I hurt your feelings at some point?
Posted by Im Back
Member since Nov 2020
503 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Why are you obsessed with me? Did I hurt your feelings at some point?


No, of course not. I've never had my feelings hurt here. Thanks for asking me though and it seems like you genuinely meant that.

I just enjoy poining out bat-shite eating, crazy, googly-eyed posters because it's fun; it's something to do.

If a dumb frick wants to repeat, ad nauseam, that a list of posters he has chosen due to dislike are alters of a single other poster, that is the choice of that dumb frick. Even the dumb frick knows it isn't true, along with everyone else, but he is hoping his fantasy perception will become reality if he repeats it enough.

That is what crazy people do and you, I'm afraid, are one of those types of people. Or maybe you are just kind of retard level mad about something and being a retard, you can't get over it.

Are you mad?



This post was edited on 2/20/21 at 7:41 am
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
9322 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Make a list of everyone that has owned you, made your mother knock on your door asking why you are crying, ridiculed you, made your boyfriend laugh at you when he checks your Internet history/posting history, and led you down the road to self-harm and claim they are all alters.

This approach works for loons, kooks, crazies, and PlateJohnson.



Looks like I owned your feeble little mind! Now, go do your chores like a good little boy, and mommy will give you more internet time.
Posted by Im Back
Member since Nov 2020
503 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 7:47 am to
quote:

Looks like I owned your feeble little mind! Now, go do your chores like a good little boy, and mommy will give you more internet time.


You didn't do what I asked you to do, did you? Have you made a list of posters who dominate you on a regular basis?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:00 am to
I’m real
Posted by Im Back
Member since Nov 2020
503 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:06 am to
quote:

I’m real



Plate Johnson said you were not real. He also listed a group of posters that he believes are your alters. Here they are:

327ftpersec Alabama_Fan AlaCowboy Arksulli Ash Williams AUbagman AUlock54 awestruck BamaRoo bullyintigertown C Nite CajunPolo Canyon16 coachcrisp countrytiger60 crankbait Crimson4ever1 cypher diddlydawg7 Dubosed EKG Eli Goldfinger G2160 GalvoAg HingleMckringleberry Houag80 I Bleed Garnet icheerforgeorgia Im Back Insideradvantage JimNat JohnDeaux JRs BBQ KellerChrystFan KingOrange LC412000 LewDawg NanosTacoRun Ole Colonel 27 pilsnerpusher POCKET Poker_hog pressurized Ramblin Wreck Rebel Land Shark remaster916 RoopBama Sanford SCLibertarian Sebastian soleckma Summeandbama The Inspector TheSwineAssault tide06 tiger perry tigerbait121 TigerHemi tigerskin topwater30 Tshiz UAinSOUTHAL wareagle47 WPS4Life xraytiger Yellerhammer5
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
29552 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:08 am to
If I’m IBG’s alter id have to kill myself
Posted by Im Back
Member since Nov 2020
503 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:09 am to
quote:

If I’m IBG’s alter id have to kill myself


Well, he's okay by me. I like everyone here though, so I may not be a good barometer.
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
43193 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:14 am to
Willie T=Sidewalk Tiger
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
14609 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:33 am to
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Plate Johnson said you were not real. He also listed a group of posters that he believes are your alters. Here they are:


When?
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8783 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 9:05 am to
I have only one account. Only 6k posts since I joined in 2008. That's a weekend's worth of posting for some on this board.
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 9:25 am to
quote:

that a list of posters he has chosen due to dislike


Hey now. I’ve never said I disliked any of those posters. I find most of them amusing. My like or dislike of them doesn’t change the fact that they are all figments of an overweight L1U fan’s imagination.

quote:

Are you mad?


Why would I be mad? You’re the one writing paragraphs about me. It seems like I’ve upset you. Did you not know that you were nothing more than an alter? I can see how finding that out for the first time could be upsetting.
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Plate Johnson said you were not real


Geez man, you are really not taking this well. It’s okay.
You’re real to the posters on this board. That’s something.
This post was edited on 2/20/21 at 9:29 am
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 9:33 am to
quote:

I'm not an alter but I get accussed of it constantly. Basically anyone that posts outside the expected stereotype fan is accused of being an alter.


An "A&M fan" with no posts or topics on the Ark is either an alter or a texags troll.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61686 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Willie T=Sidewalk Tiger


Fake news. I have no alters which has led to my high post count.
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 2/20/21 at 9:55 am to
quote:

I have no alters


This is true.
The allegation wasn’t that you have alters, it’s that you are an alter.
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