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On a scale of zero to Free Bird, how Southern a motherfricker are you?

Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:16 pm
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1803 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:16 pm
I need to know if y'all are real or not before travelling to away games and sampling your tailgate offerings.

Etouffee? Shrimp & grits please? Let me know. TIA.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:17 pm to
Pork rinds in the car on the way to the game
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:18 pm to


We haven’t gotten over the Civil War.


Understand?
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10911 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:20 pm to
Now I want a gotdamn bowl of crawfish etouffe.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:21 pm to
I’m Texan. Which is a tougher version of southern
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1803 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Pork rinds in the car on the way to the game

Yep, take an upvote

quote:

We haven’t gotten over the Civil War.


Understand?


Loud and clear, sir. Love it.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

I’m Texan. Which is a tougher version of southern



Please

fig
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15817 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

I’m Texan. Which is a tougher version of southern


Eastern California vibes
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:24 pm to
Your cowboy boots probably have a riding heel
Posted by SneezyBeltran
Some Mountain in Colorado
Member since Jul 2021
172 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

Your cowboy boots probably have a riding heel


Uh oh, serious boot talk. Never underestimate an aggy and his boot knowledge.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15817 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:27 pm to
We are Appalachian southern. We elected WWE super star Kane as mayor of Knox county on his political believes (he’s a libertarian). We boat to games in the Vol Navy in a land locked state.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
22979 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

Your cowboy boots probably have a riding heel



Your panty hose are probably fishnets
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19911 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:28 pm to
I’m not.

I’m a Texan.

We won our revolution.
This post was edited on 8/10/21 at 5:30 pm
Posted by lazlodawg
Member since Sep 2017
475 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21207 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Etouffee?

That's coonass cuisine, not Southern.
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:30 pm to
Keep it up, you are headed for bull dick and beans, by pass the cow cock and collards!
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132194 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

grits

I keep seeing this but have never heard of it before.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6892 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:32 pm to
Grilled fennel, pecan pie, vanilla ice cream. My wife says we like Sara ( shes from Missouri ) Evans music.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 8/10/21 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

I’m Texan. Which is a tougher version of southern


Even as a Texan, that was cringe
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