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Ole Miss is about to implode
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:29 pm
Make no mistake, this era in Ole Miss football history is nothing more than Pony Exce$$ Part Deux. I mean, if you really think about it, why would any recruit want to go to a program located in a college town like Oxford? What's the appeal? Especially when you have an offer to play in the Murder Capital of America in Baton Rouge, or Tuscaloosa - I hear they have a Newk's AND a McAlister's.
Ole Miss is basically Michael Bolton from Office Space. We wanted to get ours but got in over their head and made one too many mistakes in the process.
Ole Miss is basically Michael Bolton from Office Space. We wanted to get ours but got in over their head and made one too many mistakes in the process.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:30 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Ole Miss is about to implode
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:30 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
This sarcastapost is about 4 days late
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:31 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
At least y'all have the 2003 SEC West champs to hang onto.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:31 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Tuscaloosa - I hear they have a Newk's AND a McAlister's.
We do. It's a huge deal.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:32 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Between all your sarcasm I can see that you have really hilarious delusions about OM's and Oxford's status
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:32 pm to tylerdurden24
But now dey REALLY bout to implode....
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to ConwayGamecock
De Nile is not just a river in Egypt
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Oxford is in England. You all copied their name in order to seem more uppity. Like you do with your shitty chandeliers and khakis. You all are poor and absolutely hated in this conference.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Murder Capital of America in Baton Rouge
That would be Chicago....
BR is 2nd place
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Ole Miss is shopping for a new anus
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:36 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Oxford is in England. You all copied their name in order to seem more uppity.
Copied it to attract the university.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:38 pm to inelishaitrust
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At least y'all have the 2003 SEC West champs to hang onto.
Co-Champs
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:39 pm to inelishaitrust
College Station is rote; brutalist; utilitarian. No frills. It is a train station that stops at a college. There's no frills, no uppity bullshite. Just wranglers and ropers. And big belt buckles.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:41 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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You all are poor and absolutely hated in this conference.
Every other school in this conference has the right to talk shite about Ole Miss, except TAMU. You are the eternal pledge and will always be the laughing stock of the SEC. And not to mention you're the 6th best football program in your own state.
This post was edited on 2/1/16 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:41 pm to bofa
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BR is 2nd place
Just like in the SECW. How convenient.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:41 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
I watched Pony Excess last night and noticed the similarities. The one key difference is that the Dallas newspaper took SMU down. I'm more than positive that the local paper in Oxford won't take down Ole Miss, maybe one in Memphis, but not in Oxford.
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:42 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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College Station is rote; brutalist; utilitarian. No frills. It is a train station that stops at a college. There's no frills, no uppity bullshite. Just wranglers and ropers. And big belt buckles.
Hell ya brother, Merica
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:42 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
You have to "plode" first before you can implode. You Ole Miss fans are adorable.
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