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Ole Miss is about to implode

Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:29 pm
Posted by DingDongEddieStrong
Member since Aug 2013
3779 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:29 pm
Make no mistake, this era in Ole Miss football history is nothing more than Pony Exce$$ Part Deux. I mean, if you really think about it, why would any recruit want to go to a program located in a college town like Oxford? What's the appeal? Especially when you have an offer to play in the Murder Capital of America in Baton Rouge, or Tuscaloosa - I hear they have a Newk's AND a McAlister's.

Ole Miss is basically Michael Bolton from Office Space. We wanted to get ours but got in over their head and made one too many mistakes in the process.


Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145112 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss is about to implode
yep
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46449 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:30 pm to
This sarcastapost is about 4 days late
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123598 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:31 pm to
At least y'all have the 2003 SEC West champs to hang onto.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68275 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:31 pm to
you sound scared
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Tuscaloosa - I hear they have a Newk's AND a McAlister's.


We do. It's a huge deal.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:32 pm to
Between all your sarcasm I can see that you have really hilarious delusions about OM's and Oxford's status
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:32 pm to
But now dey REALLY bout to implode....
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to
De Nile is not just a river in Egypt
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to
Oxford is in England. You all copied their name in order to seem more uppity. Like you do with your shitty chandeliers and khakis. You all are poor and absolutely hated in this conference.


Posted by bofa
Pride, LA
Member since Dec 2015
147 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to
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Murder Capital of America in Baton Rouge


That would be Chicago....

BR is 2nd place
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss is shopping for a new anus
Posted by inelishaitrust
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2008
26078 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Oxford is in England. You all copied their name in order to seem more uppity.


Copied it to attract the university.
Posted by jem77
Memphis
Member since Sep 2011
255 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

At least y'all have the 2003 SEC West champs to hang onto.


Co-Champs
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:39 pm to
College Station is rote; brutalist; utilitarian. No frills. It is a train station that stops at a college. There's no frills, no uppity bullshite. Just wranglers and ropers. And big belt buckles.
Posted by DingDongEddieStrong
Member since Aug 2013
3779 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

You all are poor and absolutely hated in this conference.


Every other school in this conference has the right to talk shite about Ole Miss, except TAMU. You are the eternal pledge and will always be the laughing stock of the SEC. And not to mention you're the 6th best football program in your own state.

This post was edited on 2/1/16 at 4:45 pm
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:41 pm to
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BR is 2nd place



Just like in the SECW. How convenient.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:41 pm to
I watched Pony Excess last night and noticed the similarities. The one key difference is that the Dallas newspaper took SMU down. I'm more than positive that the local paper in Oxford won't take down Ole Miss, maybe one in Memphis, but not in Oxford.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

College Station is rote; brutalist; utilitarian. No frills. It is a train station that stops at a college. There's no frills, no uppity bullshite. Just wranglers and ropers. And big belt buckles.


Hell ya brother, Merica
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72907 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 4:42 pm to
You have to "plode" first before you can implode. You Ole Miss fans are adorable.
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