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re: Official laugh at Texas and A&M thread

Posted on 12/6/22 at 11:53 am to
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6614 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 11:53 am to
Texas A&M now has 21 players in the transfer portal, portal group old enough to drink
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54628 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 11:55 am to
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Yikes. Glaucoma acting up or do you just normally spell at the level of a 2nd grader?


It is cataracts you nit, and someday you will have them too.


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normally spell at the level of a 2nd grader?


There is this thing called auto correct and auto fill and often what I type is not what it fills.

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OU was never in the Southwest Conference...?


Actually, they were

However I said Southwest as a region (old Big 8 and SWC) as if I meant SWC, I would have typed SWC. Yes, I and that old, were you even alive when the SWC was around?
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 11:57 am to
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Dude, come back down to reality. This is the SEC. It's not the B-one-G, PAC-8-10-12-10-8, ACC, nor any other wimp arse cupcake conference. Get a grip!
Texas literally finished half of a game worse than LSU with a higher ranked strength of schedule according to multiple different outlets.
Posted by Schleynole
Member since Sep 2022
433 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 11:57 am to
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Actually pretty wild. Texas and A&M have actively hurt themselves almost as much as the 3 dumbass programs in Florida.



Unlike aTm the 3 dumbass programs in Florida have won something.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 11:59 am to
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Actually, they were
I stand corrected: they were members from 1915-1919. Again - not all of us were alive back then like you were.
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However I said Southwest as a region (old Big 8 and SWC) as if I meant SWC, I would have typed SWC.
If they dominated, then how come they lost to Texas more than they beat them during that time period? Seems like a fossil as old as yourself should remember that?

Posted by Iron Balls McGinty
Member since Jul 2015
310 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by Hogfan13
Member since Jul 2019
2947 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 12:29 pm to
Nobody:

Texas, every year since 2003 (oof!):

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We are getting better though.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 12:41 pm to
Texas could buy Georgia Florida and USCe and have change left over, they are a sleeping giant. If they ever get their shite together will be scary.

They can just say get your best offer and we will triple it it even 10x it. That’s why this shite needs to stop
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54628 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 1:53 pm to
I am talking National hardware, who cares head to head, that is so provincial

Utx wins a single game

OU wins the Natty

Utx is like Auburn, OU is like Alabama
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 4:47 pm to
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Texas, every year since 2003 (oof!)
You... you do realize that Texas has won a national championship and played in another one between 2003 to now, right?

Arkansas meanwhile (oof!)
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 4:48 pm to
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Utx wins a single game

OU wins the Natty
I hate to break this to you, grandpa, but the most recent national title won between Texas and Oklahoma was by Texas
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Utx is like Auburn, OU is like Alabama
I never thought of it that way. Oklahoma and Alabama are name brands in football. Texas and Auburn are name brands in football + a bunch of other sports.

Thanks for the compliment!

This post was edited on 12/6/22 at 4:49 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37513 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 4:49 pm to
We’re always laughing at the shoe gum sips
Posted by HonorThyWarEagle
#Auburn2FinalFour
Member since Sep 2022
2959 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 4:50 pm to
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Utx is like Auburn


Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 4:52 pm to
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We’re always laughing at the shoe gum sips
We're always laughing at the fact that you wanted to be a longhorn so badly but were rejected, and then started a fake racist twitter in full meltdown mode as a response. Remember that, Daniel?

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll crawfish away from this thread like you do in all of the other ones

utrejects.com (quite literally in your case, Daniel)
Posted by Tigertittie
Member since Sep 2021
348 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 4:55 pm to
How the hell do you post emojis? Damnit.
This post was edited on 12/6/22 at 4:56 pm
Posted by FireDanMullen
Member since Dec 2020
2706 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 5:13 pm to
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SEC Champs in 2025


I audibly lol’d at this
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54628 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 5:17 pm to
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I hate to break this to you, grandpa


I hate to break it to you whippersnapper, math is simple

Oklahoma 7 1950, 1955, 1956, 1974 (AP), 1975, 1985, 2000
Texas 4 1963, 1969, 1970 (Coaches), 2005

7 > 4


Alabama 13 1961, 1964, 1965 (AP), 1973 (Coaches), 1978 (AP), 1979, 1992, 2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020

Alabama #1 in the South

Oklahoma 7 1950, 1955, 1956, 1974 (AP), 1975, 1985, 2000

Oklahoma #1 in the Southwest


VS

#2 in Alabama = Auburn 2 1957 (AP), 2010
#4 in Southwest = Texas 4 1963, 1969, 1970 (Coaches), 2005


Heck, Nebraska is ahead of Utx, and Utx is ahead of Arkansas
Posted by p226
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2016
888 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 5:38 pm to
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SEC Champs in 2025


Delusional.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8112 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 5:52 pm to
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You do realize this fluke of a season for TCU is like the only thing their entire athletic department has accomplished, right?


Its not like TX has done anything in years. TCU just outdid your last 13 years.

Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 5:55 pm to
This is good stuff
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