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re: Official 'Bama Excuse Thread

Posted on 9/27/08 at 11:31 am to
Posted by grif82
Member since Aug 2008
8167 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 11:31 am to
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I think we'd have no choice but to hire The Bears ashes for our next coach.


I think most bama fans would approve
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
7627 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 11:45 am to
quote:

I think most bama fans would approve


Fear the Urn!
Posted by RockyTopStan
Member since Aug 2008
47 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 12:00 pm to
Bama gets prisoned raped tonight. I think their knees are knocking since the day has finally come and reality is setting in
Posted by Mathias
Houston
Member since Jun 2008
3134 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 12:15 pm to
I can't wait to hear some original ones after the game.
Posted by arlo
Member since Oct 2007
12376 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

I think we'd have no choice but to hire The Bears ashes for our next coach.


Coach Bryant's ashes would be an upgrade for many NCAA coaching staffs, but even CPB's sacred remains can't overcome the bullshite homer ref calls we're going to see tonight.
Posted by gmoney55
The Eye of The Storm
Member since Sep 2007
1286 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

can't overcome the bullshite homer ref calls we're going to see tonight.


i've been waiting for someone to bring this one up
Posted by TigerInBamaLand
Birmingham, AL
Member since Oct 2007
4178 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Fear the Urn!
That made me lol.



Also, I can't believe that they make shite like this. (this is an urn)
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
63496 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Saban to Tenn... how much would the gumps like that?

I doubt it would never happen, but if it did...


Best SEC media days ever!!!
Posted by pochejp
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2007
7944 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Official 'Bama Excuse Thread
I can't wait to hear some original ones after the game.


But....but....but....we've been on probation. Cody ate too many cheesedogs before the game. Saban had a colonoscopy yesterday. JPW's nutts were sore. Blah blah blah.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 1:58 pm to
# 8- The caretaker did not allow us to dig up the Bear and prop his bones up on the sideline

damn health and human services losers
Posted by SlipperyPete
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2007
2796 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 2:47 pm to
#9 - Major Applewhite was back at OC.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 8:02 pm to
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47825 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 8:03 pm to
Oh, this thread is getting a spot in the "Dumbass Hall of Fame"
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Bama gets prisoned raped tonight. I think their knees are knocking since the day has finally come and reality is setting in

Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15468 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 8:23 pm to
Bama excuses for not putting 100 on UGA tonight.

1. Georgia alumnus was working the clock.
2. No 3 point line.
3. Saban has a heart of gold and couldn't run it up.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat
Your Mom's House, AL
Member since Jul 2007
24491 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 8:27 pm to
Anchor this thread now....
Posted by AlejandroInHouston
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2007
18776 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 8:29 pm to
Proejo = Idiot
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
21696 posts
Posted on 9/27/08 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Official 'Bama Excuse Thread
May as well get an early start. We'll ask for a sticky later, oh, say, about mid 3rd quarter, okay?

#1 excuse... "Well, what did you expect? They are the #1 team in the country. We weren't supposed to win this game."

#2 - "Our team is still too young and building. Next year we'll win these type of games."

#3 - "JPW looked like a scared schoolgirl out there tonight."








How do you feel right about now?
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
33065 posts
Posted on 9/28/08 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Proejo = Idiot





BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Chilton4Bama
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2007
641 posts
Posted on 9/28/08 at 5:34 pm to
please sticky this crap.
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