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re: New SEC, (perfect analogy)

Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48886 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:11 pm to
I miss the old days of two weeks ago when there were just 14 of us.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17774 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:11 pm to
^ lol at the trophy is in the food court.. nicely played

quote:

frick off SJW.

I don’t know what that even means.. but thank you. Hope you feel better..
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17774 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

I have to say, I’m impressed with how quickly and thoroughly Texas fans have made themselves look like absolute blithering fools on here.

90% of them are alters..
so it really isn’t all that impressive..
they know how to poke the bear and get a response
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
22602 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:15 pm to
A mall.... what is this, the '80s?? No, wait, that was the last time some SEC won their last National Championship.... sorry.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

The Mississippi schools are the food court for obvious reasons.

Why? Because that's your favorite part of the mall and you love Mississippi?
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

A mall.... what is this, the '80s?? No, wait, that was the last time some SEC won their last National Championship.... sorry.



Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27894 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:22 pm to
Texas is that random hot dog warmer in the dollar theater. It slowly spins with a wrinkled arse, aged dog, desperately clinging to a better time.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33238 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:35 pm to
Damn you guys are bad at this.
Posted by M2FinAustin
Austin
Member since Jul 2021
389 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:37 pm to
90% of the posts about Texas have come from other fanbases. Don't mention us if you don't want to see a response.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18161 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:42 pm to
All kidding aside with the stupid, forced, shatty metaphor, a SEC food court with the best food and drink from all our states would genuinely be badass.
Posted by M2FinAustin
Austin
Member since Jul 2021
389 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:44 pm to
If a mall food court has a McDonald's in it then the SEC is already represented.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18161 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:47 pm to
Yall really are terrible at this. KFC, Bojangles, Popeyes.....any one of those would at least have made sense even if it would have been an equally shatty retort.

Good Lawd...your fan base has as much offseason work to put in as your school does as far as stepping up to the plate in this conference. You're not even fit to trash talk Vandy with that weak arse shyt.
Posted by M2FinAustin
Austin
Member since Jul 2021
389 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:50 pm to
Actually I was pretty spot on.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18161 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:51 pm to
You weren't, and you should feel bad.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53366 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:52 pm to
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TrNabs


Posted by AgsNguyening
USA
Member since Jul 2014
2798 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:56 pm to
This is literally the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I once accidentally watched 45 minutes of gay porn.
Posted by M2FinAustin
Austin
Member since Jul 2021
389 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:56 pm to
Yeah well you (and everyone else from your states) should feel bad about y'alls systemic McDonald's diet problem. Obesity is bad my wayward friend.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3772 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

what the frick is a mall?

Those places you used to go to when
Banana Republic had a safari jeep on display
and elephant tusks were in vogue.
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
3096 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:59 pm to
There isn’t even a Dillards on your map you dork.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
27849 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

We're like a mall...We're Dillards,



You're a fricking Indian-owned cell phone accessory kiosk over by the food court.
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