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New SEC, (perfect analogy)
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:28 pm
We're like a mall, two anchor stores on each side keeping the conference together. We're Dillards, and Bama is Sears cause they're slowly fading into oblivion after Saban is gone. Aggy is spencers cause they're so fricking weird. The Mississippi schools are the food court for obvious reasons.
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Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:28 pm to TrNabs
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We're
There’s no we, yet
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:28 pm to TrNabs
Dear God can the games start
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:29 pm to TrNabs
Texas is Spencer’s. A big damn joke that used to be cool when we were kids.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:29 pm to TrNabs
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:29 pm to TrNabs
The SEC is not a department store anchored mall. Those things are 80s/90s shite fading into ruin fast.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:30 pm to TrNabs
Our mall has been open for decades. Yall can't keep one open.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:30 pm to TigerCruise
Why would missouri fans want that 
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:31 pm to TrNabs
We are Walmart, without us the whole SOB shuts down.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:32 pm to TrNabs
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:34 pm to TrNabs
Texas is Orange Julius.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:35 pm to TrNabs
Malls are dying. Alabama is Amazon and Texas is Circuit City.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:37 pm to TrNabs
UGA is at GameStop playing Q’bert, trying to reach the final level 
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:37 pm to TrNabs
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:39 pm to TrNabs
what the frick is a mall?
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:41 pm to BigRedNewKingOfSEC
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Why would missouri fans want that
5-5 last year, beat LSU....
Mizzou fans are excited
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:42 pm to TrNabs
Every single Texas poster has sucked and shown no redeeming qualities. Not creative and not funny. Aggy was right. These people suck. They have killed multiple conferences and have not been relevant in over a decade, but still are trashing the board with their SJW, dildo waving shite posts.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:42 pm to five_fivesix
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what the frick is a mall?
There's probably none in Alabama.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:44 pm to TrNabs
Texas is a Halloween Express- completely gone by the end of October.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:44 pm to TrNabs
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We're Dillards, and Bama is Sears...
I'll take it, but only because in your graphic there isn't a damn Dillard's in our mall.
We'll welcome OU in as the opposite Anchoring major dept store.
Utx can go drop its reduced size, shell of its former self dept store in a cheap strip mall between the Chinese buffet and nail/massage parlor.
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 10:57 pm
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