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re: never goin back to louisiana again
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:13 pm to MrCoachKlein
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:13 pm to MrCoachKlein
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Cousin named Clannsmyne
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From Oxford
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Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:15 pm to MercerBears
The Faulkner of SEC rant strikes again.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:27 pm to MercerBears
Nice work Mercer- missed you around here!
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:34 pm to MSU5
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:46 pm to OliverQueen81
I'm bumping this so the night crew can marvel at this display of Southern storytelling.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:54 pm to MercerBears
100th upvote.. good stuff
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:59 pm to MercerBears
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MercerBears
Sounds like you wandered a little too far down on the wrong end of Bourbon St.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:08 pm to MercerBears
I stopped reading at "weldin convention".
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:09 pm to TchPowDog
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I stopped reading at "weldin convention".
You did yourself a disservice.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:12 pm to MercerBears
Funny shite
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:15 pm to MercerBears
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i nock the door but the lights keep flickerin so i jimmy it open and get my phone camera to capture my cousin winnin his 4h contest
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:34 pm to MercerBears
frickin’ Bravo
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:59 pm to MercerBears
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drivin back alone i get guilty cause i seen 42 bill boards that say blessed is the merciful 888-8888 so i call and ask for help
they ask if i been rear ended and i say no but my cousin did so i send them my cousin number
Gordi boi is a good Godly man, and doesn't work for homosexuals, so your cousin is fricked.........again.
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 10/9/18 at 9:01 pm to MercerBears
I avoided reading this earlier because wall of text. I concede that was a mistake. Upvoted
Posted on 10/9/18 at 9:19 pm to LouisvilleKat
If you haven’t before, go read some of his earlier works. They’re like tiny golden nuggets.
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 10/9/18 at 9:28 pm to DownSouthJukin
This.. lol I never knew how great the stories were before today
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:19 pm to MercerBears
Wtf...did you say ?
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:24 pm to HempHead
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If this story had been written like the author was polished and erudite, it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
You tryin to say this ain't ayrudyt? That's kinna rude.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:52 pm to MercerBears
What did you say the name of that bar was? Just to make sure I stay clear of there....
wink wink
wink wink
Posted on 10/10/18 at 5:25 am to MercerBears
I think most people who are in Louisiana are trying to get out. Is this a surprise?
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