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re: never goin back to louisiana again

Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13941 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:06 pm to
That's a Mississippi 10 for spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Bravo, sir.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43328 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:17 pm to
One of my absolute favorite posters on this site.

The "snorklin them poots" line from his post in the OB literally had me crying and out of breath from laughing so hard.

Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17267 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:39 pm to
Tell me the address. These sound like the kind of ladies Herman would love to run with.
No shite ,I want the address.



Asking for a friend...
Posted by MSUcoast
Gulfport, MS
Member since Oct 2014
637 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:41 pm to
Who's alter is this?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Who's alter is this?



It's hard to tell. Obviously someone with a great mind for satire and humor, and enough restraint to only use the handle as a medium every now and then. Whoever it is, I tip my cap.

quote:

above the stall door i seen a hand grab up and stop the squeakin fan

one more clap and it all go black. i start back peddlin and the light flicker on.

im shook.


Hog woman getting her cheeks clapped makes the lights go on and off? That kind of visualization is impeccable.
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 2:45 pm
Posted by tOGLettuce
Out Yonder
Member since Aug 2015
1108 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:46 pm to
I wish I could upvote this more
Posted by Long Dawg
Acworth, GA
Member since Dec 2017
2046 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:37 pm to
what happened to the cousin?
Posted by MoneyShot
Member since Jan 2013
4319 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

It's hard to tell. Obviously someone with a great mind for satire and humor, and enough restraint to only use the handle as a medium every now and then. Whoever it is, I tip my cap


My vote is for Allyn McKeen.
Posted by ukraine_rebel
North Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
2182 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 4:23 pm to
Library hours bruh
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 4:27 pm to
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me and my cousin from oxford was
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ton of boodan signs
Did the signs actually spell "boodan"?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 4:30 pm to
ITT: people unable to recognize deliberate grammatical errors and spelling mistakes as a way to create a humorous context

If this story had been written like the author was polished and erudite, it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 4:31 pm
Posted by MSBULLDOG
Member since Feb 2017
402 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 4:34 pm to
FYI: if y’all were traveling to Texas via I-20 and this story is set in this area you need to know that we don’t claim that as real Louisiana. That’s Southern Arkansas. Had y’all stopped somewhere along I-10 in between Lafayette and lake Charles, I’d call your bluff.

Us folks in Monroe don't think to much of you boys either.
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 5:26 pm to
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Cousin named Clannsmyne


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From Oxford


Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 5:30 pm to
Mercer, you are a fine storyteller.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Clannsmyne
Posted by LSU Alumnus
Member since Nov 2017
1831 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:01 pm to
The only reason I read all that was because of the upvotes.

I feel like y'all misled me.
Posted by TexasTigerBH
Texas
Member since Jun 2018
222 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:05 pm to
And please...after trying to read this....don’t post again
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:07 pm to
You can tell which school has the most fans on the Rant. His OM story got hundreds of upvotes and very few downvotes. This one, on the other hand, seems to have upset a lot more people who don't find any humor in it.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35898 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:08 pm to
upvote!
Posted by 24nights
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2012
4773 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:10 pm to
If I remember correctly one of those north la boys has his name on Tiger stadium somewhere
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