Favorite team:Mississippi St. 
Location:Out Yonder
Biography:I gave Cooper Manning herpes.
Interests:Scooter sidecars, Cat T-shirts, African baptisms, cherry coke, dirty lettuce, and time capsule recoveries.
Occupation:Horse Hair Distributor. I used to roady with Clay Walker's cousin, Delmar. Health Dept.
Number of Posts:1108
Registered on:8/8/2015
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re: Best gifs for Auburn and Kentucky

Posted by tOGLettuce on 3/22/24 at 10:49 pm
That poor dick with ears in the overhauls is hair lipped yall ...

re: Best gifs for Auburn and Kentucky

Posted by tOGLettuce on 3/22/24 at 10:21 pm
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We will need our Ace back if we want to stay ranked. It just shows you the volatility of a SEC schedule …one injury can derail everything…..one good weekend can pogo a shitty team into being a ranked team. Hell, our first 8 games, we had 8 extra basehits total….honestly was having trouble gett...

re: college nicknames

Posted by tOGLettuce on 3/12/24 at 1:38 pm
They called me Lettuce. Had a good friend we called Fatty. Then there was Cruise Chris. Lastly, my good buddy was called Round Bale....
I’ve heard that we both look so bad that after the Governors cup this year, Pearl is officially canceling any further games at Trustmark. We’ve run the Braves out of the state....
We look like waffle stomped dog shite at the plate...

re: Central AR 3 @ LSU 4 Final

Posted by tOGLettuce on 2/19/24 at 4:31 pm
I guess Bussin With The Boys is this years College baseball fashion look. Which SEC team will #31 be pitching for next year? Dude is filthy...
What’s the story on this dude? ...

re: Tuesday Basketball Games

Posted by tOGLettuce on 1/30/24 at 9:51 pm
Dude was bricked up and dominated his moment. Love to see it...

re: Tuesday Basketball Games

Posted by tOGLettuce on 1/30/24 at 9:49 pm
Shout out to the floor cleaning guy. That was hilarious and ultimately lifted the rebs to a win...

re: Tuesday Basketball Games

Posted by tOGLettuce on 1/30/24 at 9:45 pm
Ole Miss was lights out…congrats, best sec game this year...

re: Tuesday Basketball Games

Posted by tOGLettuce on 1/30/24 at 9:28 pm
Whewww what a game Two top tier coaches slugging it out...

re: Don't Mess With Texas

Posted by tOGLettuce on 1/28/24 at 12:46 pm
Put the dildo down my boy. Quit using it like carmex ...
They score triple doubles every game and don’t turn the ball over..plus over 80% from the foul line and never ever foul out. Must white guys do everything for a team? ...
Shout out to Blue Cane. Looks like a reincarnation of splinter from the ninja turtles, as a young un. ...
Lauri Markkanen Luka Joker Porzingis Sabonis Tyler Hero 6th man ...
Who’s your all white vs Dark teams? 5v5? Plus a 6th man? You go first...
He’s the only person on his team that can make a bucket. Joker and Doncic do so much more with and without the ball. I’ll agree to disagree ...
Neither is your mother, but we aren’t talking about either...