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re: never goin back to louisiana again

Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

MercerBears



You possess very special skills - post more. This story is hilarious.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

This was terrible.


Not terrible but very, very odd.




Also, I feel a little dirty just knowing I could understand everything he wrote. It's a Southern thing, I guess.
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
3687 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:06 pm to
What in the name of Inbreeding was that. So much wrong going on there.It is Boudin, and you do not pronounce the N.
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:13 pm to
You conveniently left the part out about her going his arse to your mouth with the strap on.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10617 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:33 pm to
Might be my favorite post I’ve ever read on this site
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18153 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Might be my favorite post I’ve ever read on this site


Then you should definitely go back through OPs post history
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19354 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

i could hear them cheeks gettin clapped


This is when I spit out my drink

quote:

capture my cousin winnin his 4h contest


And that's when the rest came out my nose
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
60831 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:41 pm to
MercerBears story about going to the bar in oxford and finding gay porn on the bartenders phone was pretty good.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:50 pm to
You don't seem to post a lot. But you should still post less; never would be preferable.

Also:
quote:

"What you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9078 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

cock block mutumbo


Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:32 pm to
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as i approach the door i could hear them cheeks gettin clapped and notice the light from under the door crack flickerin on off like a siezure rave

i nock the door but the lights keep flickerin so i jimmy it open and get my phone camera to capture my cousin winnin his 4h contest


Restaurant quality.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
39626 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:33 pm to
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MercerBears story about going to the bar in oxford and finding gay porn on the bartenders phone was pretty good.


“non hetero sexual films”

Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

thick 6 footer she approach us in slow mo starin at my cousin...


This happens all the time in Louisiana so I believe this story... It reminds me of a report about some random supreme court justice...
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 1:37 pm
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
48305 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:36 pm to
When I logon to the SECrant, this is the kind of shite I expect to read
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:38 pm to
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When I logon to the SECrant, this is the kind of shite I want to read

FIFY
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31876 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56322 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

MercerBears



Best poster on tRant.

If y'all don't believe me, read his post history.

Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
39626 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:51 pm to
apparently Mercer has a Snapchat he posted his username here once
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:56 pm to
This was so bad and so good at the same time
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:02 pm to
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