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Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:33 pm
- Hasn’t won a national championship in over 80 years.
- Has never won its division.
- Located in the second worst college town in the SEC.
- Campus has masterfully mimicked the Gulag aesthetic.
- Names it school after farmers and mechanics.
- Males outnumber females by the thousands.
- Gets bitch slapped by their arch rival almost every year.
- Is more difficult to be rejected than accepted by their admissions office.
- Ran away from a bottom tier ACC school (with an enrollment of 6,000) rather than lose in a third tier bowl game.
- Will inevitably lose half its recruits in the transfer portal and will go 8-4 next season.
Winner gets a hug and free indoctrination into a cult of effeminate male cheerleaders.
- Has never won its division.
- Located in the second worst college town in the SEC.
- Campus has masterfully mimicked the Gulag aesthetic.
- Names it school after farmers and mechanics.
- Males outnumber females by the thousands.
- Gets bitch slapped by their arch rival almost every year.
- Is more difficult to be rejected than accepted by their admissions office.
- Ran away from a bottom tier ACC school (with an enrollment of 6,000) rather than lose in a third tier bowl game.
- Will inevitably lose half its recruits in the transfer portal and will go 8-4 next season.
Winner gets a hug and free indoctrination into a cult of effeminate male cheerleaders.
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Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:35 pm to ClassicCityAlum
I see where this is going, but a solid number of these points can also apply to Georgia Tech.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:35 pm to ClassicCityAlum
I don't care about most of that list but the forfeiting of the bowl game is inexcusable. That should be held against them for a very long time.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:36 pm to ClassicCityAlum
Posted on 2/3/22 at 2:39 pm to ClassicCityAlum
LIVE look at Texas 8 & 4's campus after buying the #1 recruiting class:
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:03 pm to ClassicCityAlum
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:05 pm to ClassicCityAlum
Is it Tejas 8 & 4feit?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:08 pm to ClassicCityAlum
You forgot to include the most lopsided accomplishment to hubris ratio in all of sports.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:14 pm to ClassicCityAlum
I guess you heard we’re getting LT to? Does A&M now officially run Georgia? Smoke, MGK, Jake and now LT.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:27 pm to ClassicCityAlum
Could this be the same school?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:28 pm to arg
LT? Machine gun Kelly? Who the fawk is this guy?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:29 pm to ClassicCityAlum
SOUTH CAROLINA!!
Oh wait, even lowly SC managed to win the SEC east 1 time...
Oh wait, even lowly SC managed to win the SEC east 1 time...
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:30 pm to AggieArchitect04
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AggieArchitect04
What’s wrong?
He never named a school.
Is it that obvious?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:46 pm to ClassicCityAlum
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- Hasn’t won a national championship in over 80 years.
I mean civil war veterans were alive when they last won a title...
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Has never won its division.
This is not true... they won 2 Big 12 South championships in 1997 and 1998, don't believe me? They put those years on the stadium, along with 2010 where they LOST the tiebreaker and but still printed that year on the stadium (Classic Aggie).
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:54 pm to Sooner a Reb
I like how they added the small print after getting clowned by the rest of the country for trying to claim fake conference titles.
This post was edited on 2/3/22 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:58 pm to Sooner a Reb
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This is not true... they won 2 Big 12 South championships in 1997 and 1998, don't believe me? They put those years on the stadium, along with 2010 where they LOST the tiebreaker and but still printed that year on the stadium (Classic Aggie).
Isn't there another school in the West (the only other school to never win the west) that did that same thing?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 3:59 pm to StevieG504
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LT? Machine gun Kelly? Who the fawk is this guy?
The number 3 ranked player in 23’...
Posted on 2/3/22 at 4:14 pm to ClassicCityAlum
Number one all time recruiting class.
Texas A&M.
Melt away.
Texas A&M.
Melt away.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 4:20 pm to arg
Good luck with that
Posted on 2/3/22 at 4:28 pm to ClassicCityAlum
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Campus has masterfully mimicked the Gulag aesthetic.
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